Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.
It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.
Did you cough into the masks before mailing them? You know, to test them?
Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.
It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.
Well seems like you need to add at least $6.10 to Yella's already impressive (IN THIS ECONOMY!) fundraising total. Wow, things are really looking up around here.
Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.
It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.
Did you cough into the masks before mailing them? You know, to test them?
That could explain the extra weight.
I know you're being sarcastic but I didn't come into contact with the masks. They're sealed in bags.
Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!
Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!
It’s also possible there was extra postage but the mailman said fuck this, I’m not hanging around this place.
Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!
Just another summer evening at the Camelot Trailer Park
Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!
Just another summer evening at the Camelot Trailer Park
Best part of the order was you addressed it to the Camelot Trailer Park. For real belly laffs in the medial room when I read that.
I had more returned in the mail today with insufficient postage. @89ute reported that he received his but with a bill for $2.80. Other people like Swaye report that they received theirs with no issue whatsoever.
They were all mailed out in the same packaging with the same postage amount.
I had more returned in the mail today with insufficient postage. @89ute reported that he received his but with a bill for $2.80. Other people like Swaye report that they received theirs with no issue whatsoever.
They were all mailed out in the same packaging with the same postage amount.
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Was gonna make a Tug comment but instead I’ll just say thanks Taft!
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That could explain the extra weight.
Lol my CEOs dumbass plan blows
Well seems like you need to add at least $6.10 to Yella's already impressive (IN THIS ECONOMY!) fundraising total.
Wow, things are really looking up around here.
They were all mailed out in the same packaging with the same postage amount.
??