Issues with mailing of masks
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Did you cough into the masks before mailing them? You know, to test them?DerekJohnson said:
I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.NoWarningJustDawg said:Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.

It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
That could explain the extra weight. -
Looked at it again....it's 3 bucks a pop plus shipping!!!
Lol my CEOs dumbass plan blows -
DerekJohnson said:
I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.NoWarningJustDawg said:Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.

It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
Well seems like you need to add at least $6.10 to Yella's already impressive (IN THIS ECONOMY!) fundraising total.
Wow, things are really looking up around here.
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As an experienced moneygrabber, I can say, it’s hard
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I know you're being sarcastic but I didn't come into contact with the masks. They're sealed in bags.HairyBallsDawg said:
Did you cough into the masks before mailing them? You know, to test them?DerekJohnson said:
I bought 4x6 padded envelopes, put a cloth mask into it, and weighed it. The post office scale said $1.00 first class to mail to Nacho, who lives in another part of the country. So I bought a bunch of $1.00 stamps and started sending out masks.NoWarningJustDawg said:Apparently I can rescue mine from gulag starting tomorrow if I pay another $3.05 ransom, err, postage.

It's a cloth mask, right? Like less than an ounce? How fuckin much does it cost to send?!
#ThanksStalin
That could explain the extra weight. -
Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
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Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!DerekJohnson said:Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
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I think your diabolical scheme is also known as a reverse money grab.DerekJohnson said:This looks like a pathetically diabolical scheme for me to save money
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It’s also possible there was extra postage but the mailman said fuck this, I’m not hanging around this place.Swaye said:
Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!DerekJohnson said:Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.
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Just another summer evening at the Camelot Trailer ParkSwaye said:
Fuck yes you turds. Strolled out to the row of mailboxes in the trailer court and there was my mask, sitting in the box. No extra charges. No hassle. I wore the mask like a cape for my dick last night and chased Mrs. Swaye around the trailer making weird grunting noises. Red man wins again. VICTORY!DerekJohnson said:Also receiving reports of people having received their masks with no issue. Go figure.






