WTF with coach boner and the skeletons?

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Jesus christ. Take care of your yard! You make enough that you can hire someone to do it for you. That looks like my front yard when I rented a house in college and the cheap-ass owners sent a guy out once a month to mow the lawnsinceredawg said: -
In June and July he has done 10 Sketeton tweets.
And I still can't get over how crummy the outside of his house looks. -
Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.
ATBS, it's stupid AF. -
Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.GrundleStiltzkin said:Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.
ATBS, it's stupid AF. -
There's one of these houses a few blocks from my offices. Older, but tidy homes on all sides, then this goofball with mannequins and signs and old mowers arranged. Been that way for 15 years.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.GrundleStiltzkin said:Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.
ATBS, it's stupid AF. -
If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.
If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting -
He’s too lazy to do his job, so why the fuck any of you think he’d take care of his yard is beyond me.
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KB’s lawn is even thirstier than he is
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I'm now 81% certain not his house.
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So one coach plays with RC cars and another puts skeletons in the front of his house. Kids find that very relatable
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Dude, this is fucking weird even if it's his place. Come on coach, you have a dead fucking potted plant in the backyard. How hard is it to spend 2 minutes a day watering that thing? If I'm a recruit, I'm looking at a coach who has zero pride in his home. "If he treats his home like that, how is he going to treat the program, the game plan, me and my aspirations?" If I'm Jimmy, I'm hiring a landscaper myself, and charging him with the bill.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.
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Isn't KB also the one who plays with RC cars?mrdoog said:So one coach plays with RC cars and another puts skeletons in the front of his house. Kids find that very relatable
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It’s way weirder if it’s his placegreenblood said:
Dude, this is fucking weird even if it's his place. Come on coach, you have a dead fucking potted plant in the backyard. How hard is it to spend 2 minutes a day watering that thing? If I'm a recruit, I'm looking at a coach who has zero pride in his home. "If he treats his home like that, how is he going to treat the program, the game plan, me and my aspirations?" If I'm Jimmy, I'm hiring a landscaper myself, and charging him with the bill.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.
If it’s not his place, this is just fucking weird and in no way does it help recruiting -
Calm down fatass, it’s not like he’s the recruiting coordinator or anything.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.
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I’m big boned!dnc said:
Calm down fatass, it’s not like he’s the recruiting coordinator or anything.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:If it’s his house/yard, he needs to clean that shit up.
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I feel like I’ve seen other photos of his with his wife and kids in front of another house.GrundleStiltzkin said:I'm now 81% certain not his house.
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This skeletons thing has really spun up some elements of ourº twatter fanbase. I don't recall in the many retwats of dem bones any that included Boner et al in them.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I feel like I’ve seen other photos of his with his wife and kids in front of another house.GrundleStiltzkin said:I'm now 81% certain not his house.
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You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.
My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked. -
Pics or gtfoRatherBeBrewing said:You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.
My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked. -
Well that's how they roll in Granite FallsGrundleStiltzkin said:
There's one of these houses a few blocks from my offices. Older, but tidy homes on all sides, then this goofball with mannequins and signs and old mowers arranged. Been that way for 15 years.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.GrundleStiltzkin said:Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.
ATBS, it's stupid AF. -
I’ll warn you, the bush is absolutely out of control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Pics or gtfoRatherBeBrewing said:You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.
My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.
I’ll find a pic, hopefully that is allowed. It’s from last year.
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Fancy boat and fancy coffee, and you're a pussy who's not putting enough time in at the office.
Shitty yard and shitty shrubbery, and you're a guy who's putting in too much time at the office and not enough time tending your yard.
It's like you're damned if you do/damned if you don't up in this joint! -
I didn't realize you lived that close to me.GrundleStiltzkin said:
There's one of these houses a few blocks from my offices. Older, but tidy homes on all sides, then this goofball with mannequins and signs and old mowers arranged. Been that way for 15 years.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.GrundleStiltzkin said:Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.
ATBS, it's stupid AF. -
You dirty cunt. I see what you did there. My disappointment is high because no pic of a slutty neighbwhore and then the horribly taken care of yard.RatherBeBrewing said:
I’ll warn you, the bush is absolutely out of control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Pics or gtfoRatherBeBrewing said:You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.
My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.
I’ll find a pic, hopefully that is allowed. It’s from last year.
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Skeleton Twitter is super fucking lame.
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Why are you outside my house?RatherBeBrewing said:
I’ll warn you, the bush is absolutely out of control.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Pics or gtfoRatherBeBrewing said:You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.
My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked.
I’ll find a pic, hopefully that is allowed. It’s from last year.
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DerekJohnson said:
Well that's how they roll in Granite FallsGrundleStiltzkin said:
There's one of these houses a few blocks from my offices. Older, but tidy homes on all sides, then this goofball with mannequins and signs and old mowers arranged. Been that way for 15 years.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Good point but you don’t live in a nice neighborhood if this is your neighbor.GrundleStiltzkin said:Just a thought, sure it's his house? Maybe he's got a whacky neighbor.
ATBS, it's stupid AF.
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Gotta give it up to the Husky twatter brigade this time. Boner's latest skeleton tweet has a ton of comments and 95% of them say "Byron Cardwell"
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Was it your kid?!?!?RatherBeBrewing said:You can't trust a man with a yard that shitty.
My neighbor down the street has a shitty ass lawn. He even had landscapers come out and fix it up, and in the two months since hasn't watered it once and it looks like shit again. His bark dust looks like blunt ash. His wife tried to fuck me around Christmastime when she was pregnant. That's what happens when your yard looks like this, you get cucked. -
Bonerpoper is just bizarre.