Fetters picks USC

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• greenblood Member Posts: 14,320

  July 2020

  That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

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• Quietcowskee Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,294

  July 2020

  It’s possible if there’s no non-conference.

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• animate Member Posts: 4,236

  July 2020

  USC makes playoff? What a fucking tard.
  
  Helton keeps his job? In these covid times I think it's likely just because making changes will be difficult and money is always an issue with USC since lawsuits etc ...
  
  Penis Swell gets a ton of Heisman votes? Fatters retarded pet squirrel could have predicted that. Jesus.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,366

  July 2020

  greenblood said:

  That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

  30 is being generous. To USC.

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• greenblood Member Posts: 14,320

  July 2020

  Swaye said:

  greenblood said:

  That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

  30 is being generous. To USC.

  I didn't want to be a total dick

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,616

  July 2020

  Great bored selection!

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,064

  July 2020

  Motrboatnsob said:

  USC wins the conference; an unlikely Heisman contender emerges at Oregon
  
  I think USC will make the College Football Playoff and Clay Helton will keep his job. I also think Penei Sewell will become the offensive lineman with the highest number of Heisman Trophy votes since Miami's Bryant McKinnie in 2001. — Chris Fetters, Dawgman

  FREE PUB!!!!

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• Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,975

  July 2020

  Motrboatnsob said:

  USC wins the conference; an unlikely Heisman contender emerges at Oregon
  
  I think USC will make the College Football Playoff and Clay Helton will keep his job. I also think Penei Sewell will become the offensive lineman with the highest number of Heisman Trophy votes since Miami's Bryant McKinnie in 2001. — Chris Fetters, Dawgman

  When I read this, I hoped it meant he was going to start covering USC football. Him and Clay fat fingering keyboards on Call of Duty together would be outstanding

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• RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123

  July 2020

  Swaye said:

  greenblood said:

  That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

  30 is being generous. To USC.

  I was talking to my buddy about the early line. USC is +14.5. Easy pick for Bama. It’s going to be ugly.

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• insinceredawg Member Posts: 5,117

  July 2020

  greenblood said:

  That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

  Doubt the game is going to happen. Clay will get another year by saving himself the embarrassment of the Sark plunger.

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• greenblood Member Posts: 14,320

  July 2020

  insinceredawg said:

  greenblood said:

  That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

  Doubt the game is going to happen. Clay will get another year by saving himself the embarrassment of the Sark plunger.

  I hope you're right. Clay Helton is the cheapest recruiter Oregon and Washington have on their staffs.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,366

  July 2020

  greenblood said:

  insinceredawg said:

  greenblood said:

  That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

  Doubt the game is going to happen. Clay will get another year by saving himself the embarrassment of the Sark plunger.

  I hope you're right. Clay Helton is the cheapest recruiter Oregon and Washington have on their staffs.

  We made serious money up to this year with Clay, but I fear The Great Man-tits of Eugene has it rolling now and with Lake stepping all over his own dick every day it is easy to see the stellar class Oregon is pulling. I feel like the last few years UW and Oregon pretty much split most of the good WC players and had really similar highly ranked classes to prove it. Now with us a clown show all the spoils are headed your way it appears.

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• bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,153

  July 2020 edited July 2020

  Swaye said:

  greenblood said:

  insinceredawg said:

  greenblood said:

  That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

  Doubt the game is going to happen. Clay will get another year by saving himself the embarrassment of the Sark plunger.

  I hope you're right. Clay Helton is the cheapest recruiter Oregon and Washington have on their staffs.

  We made serious money up to this year with Clay, but I fear The Great Man-tits of Eugene has it rolling now and with Lake stepping all over his own dick every day it is easy to see the stellar class Oregon is pulling. I feel like the last few years UW and Oregon pretty much split most of the good WC players and had really similar highly ranked classes to prove it. Now with us a clown show all the spoils are headed your way it appears.

  Yeah, we definitely need to pick up JTT, Emeka, and either Bowers or Calvert in to stay somewhat in the same ballpark talent-wise as Oregon. Right now we're about even (based on the last few recruiting classes) but they could start to really pull away from us with this class if we lose out on those guys.

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• rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,206

  July 2020

  greenblood said:

  That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

  sark gonna be out for blood in that one.....if it happens......which it wont.

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• Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333

  July 2020

  animate said:

  Penis Swell gets a ton of Heisman votes? Fatters retarded pet squirrel could have predicted that. Jesus.

  Is this intended to suggest this prediction is laughably obvious, or laughably absurd? Because I'll bet anyone on here Sewell doesn't receive a single Heisman vote, if it's the former.

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• dOgmaster Member Posts: 578

  July 2020

  Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

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• RaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 104,885

  July 2020

  dOgmaster said:

  Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

  He won't get as many votes as Emptermann

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• Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333

  July 2020

  dOgmaster said:

  Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

  Gentleman's wager, or HH terms, one bucket of bleach?

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• animate Member Posts: 4,236

  July 2020

  Emoterman said:

  dOgmaster said:

  Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

  Gentleman's wager, or HH terms, one bucket of bleach?

  Add a few free roundhouse kicks to the head at the local 7-11 oh your choice and that's HH.
  
  But honestly, it's viable that Swell would potentially get Heisman consideration and votes
  
  - Oregon hype train in full effect
  - Oregon trendy topic with the usual media pundits
  - Swell is probably a very high NFL pick barring injury
  
  People here to don't want to acknowledge or admit it but Swell was a huge loss and also ended up being a big negative roadblock for future recruiting efforts.

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• Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333

  July 2020 edited July 2020

  animate said:

  Emoterman said:

  dOgmaster said:

  Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

  Gentleman's wager, or HH terms, one bucket of bleach?

  Add a few free roundhouse kicks to the head at the local 7-11 oh your choice and that's HH.
  
  But honestly, it's viable that Swell would potentially get Heisman consideration and votes
  
  - Oregon hype train in full effect
  - Oregon trendy topic with the usual media pundits
  - Swell is probably a very high NFL pick barring injury
  
  People here to don't want to acknowledge or admit it but Swell was a huge loss and also ended up being a big negative roadblock for future recruiting efforts.

  Between the uncertainty of there being a season, the vast array of outcomes for Sewell/Oregon/other confounding variables, and the audacity of the prediction (zero OL votes in the past 18 years, only 5 different OL have got a vote in the past 46 years), I feel pretty good with my side of the bet.
  
  Or, well, feel free to infer that my rhetorical thrust was "PeNiS sWeLl iS tWaSh, BwO!" That's certainly a spicier take, and one that I'll wager on given the right odds. Book me at 30-1 that he gets drafted outside the 1st round, I've got 0.010795 ฿ on that right now.

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