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Fetters picks USC

USC wins the conference; an unlikely Heisman contender emerges at Oregon

I think USC will make the College Football Playoff and Clay Helton will keep his job. I also think Penei Sewell will become the offensive lineman with the highest number of Heisman Trophy votes since Miami's Bryant McKinnie in 2001. — Chris Fetters, Dawgman
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  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,244 Standard Supporter
    It’s possible if there’s no non-conference.
  • animate
    animate Member Posts: 4,245
    USC makes playoff? What a fucking tard.

    Helton keeps his job? In these covid times I think it's likely just because making changes will be difficult and money is always an issue with USC since lawsuits etc ...

    Penis Swell gets a ton of Heisman votes? Fatters retarded pet squirrel could have predicted that. Jesus.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

    30 is being generous. To USC.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    Swaye said:

    That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

    30 is being generous. To USC.
    I didn't want to be a total dick
  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,347 Founders Club

    USC wins the conference; an unlikely Heisman contender emerges at Oregon

    I think USC will make the College Football Playoff and Clay Helton will keep his job. I also think Penei Sewell will become the offensive lineman with the highest number of Heisman Trophy votes since Miami's Bryant McKinnie in 2001. — Chris Fetters, Dawgman

    When I read this, I hoped it meant he was going to start covering USC football. Him and Clay fat fingering keyboards on Call of Duty together would be outstanding
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

    Doubt the game is going to happen. Clay will get another year by saving himself the embarrassment of the Sark plunger.
    I hope you're right. Clay Helton is the cheapest recruiter Oregon and Washington have on their staffs.
    We made serious money up to this year with Clay, but I fear The Great Man-tits of Eugene has it rolling now and with Lake stepping all over his own dick every day it is easy to see the stellar class Oregon is pulling. I feel like the last few years UW and Oregon pretty much split most of the good WC players and had really similar highly ranked classes to prove it. Now with us a clown show all the spoils are headed your way it appears.
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,379

    That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

    sark gonna be out for blood in that one.....if it happens......which it wont.
  • Emoterman
    Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333
    animate said:

    Penis Swell gets a ton of Heisman votes? Fatters retarded pet squirrel could have predicted that. Jesus.

    Is this intended to suggest this prediction is laughably obvious, or laughably absurd? Because I'll bet anyone on here Sewell doesn't receive a single Heisman vote, if it's the former.
  • dOgmaster
    dOgmaster Member Posts: 589
    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,127 Founders Club
    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    He won't get as many votes as Emptermann
  • Emoterman
    Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333
    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    Gentleman's wager, or HH terms, one bucket of bleach?
  • animate
    animate Member Posts: 4,245
    Emoterman said:

    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    Gentleman's wager, or HH terms, one bucket of bleach?
    Add a few free roundhouse kicks to the head at the local 7-11 oh your choice and that's HH.

    But honestly, it's viable that Swell would potentially get Heisman consideration and votes

    - Oregon hype train in full effect
    - Oregon trendy topic with the usual media pundits
    - Swell is probably a very high NFL pick barring injury

    People here to don't want to acknowledge or admit it but Swell was a huge loss and also ended up being a big negative roadblock for future recruiting efforts.
  • Emoterman
    Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333
    edited July 2020
    animate said:

    Emoterman said:

    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    Gentleman's wager, or HH terms, one bucket of bleach?
    Add a few free roundhouse kicks to the head at the local 7-11 oh your choice and that's HH.

    But honestly, it's viable that Swell would potentially get Heisman consideration and votes

    - Oregon hype train in full effect
    - Oregon trendy topic with the usual media pundits
    - Swell is probably a very high NFL pick barring injury

    People here to don't want to acknowledge or admit it but Swell was a huge loss and also ended up being a big negative roadblock for future recruiting efforts.
    Between the uncertainty of there being a season, the vast array of outcomes for Sewell/Oregon/other confounding variables, and the audacity of the prediction (zero OL votes in the past 18 years, only 5 different OL have got a vote in the past 46 years), I feel pretty good with my side of the bet.

    Or, well, feel free to infer that my rhetorical thrust was "PeNiS sWeLl iS tWaSh, BwO!" That's certainly a spicier take, and one that I'll wager on given the right odds. Book me at 30-1 that he gets drafted outside the 1st round, I've got 0.010795 ฿ on that right now.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    If you really think an OT is going to be heisman votes you should check yourself in a physiatric ward for being delusional.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560

    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    If you really think an OT is going to be heisman votes you should check yourself in a physiatric ward for being delusional.
    https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/awards/heisman-1996.html

    Orlando Pace in 1996 even got a New York invite.
  • Emoterman
    Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333

    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    If you really think an OT is going to be heisman votes you should check yourself in a physiatric ward for being delusional.
    https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/awards/heisman-1996.html

    Orlando Pace in 1996 even got a New York invite.
    You seem like a good poaster, and I think you are just being pedantic, but this implied comparison of Sewell to Pace is absurd.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,140 Swaye's Wigwam

    That will be an especially hot take when USC loses by 30 week 1 against Bama

    Doubt the game is going to happen. Clay will get another year by saving himself the embarrassment of the Sark plunger.
    I hope you're right. Clay Helton is the cheapest recruiter Oregon and Washington have on their staffs.
    You looked at this yrs rankings?
  • dOgmaster
    dOgmaster Member Posts: 589
    You can waste all the money you want. Most draft analysis have him as the #1 overall prospect, but most see him going 3rd overall because he is not a qb. Not playing this year would only make him more likely to hold that spot. I am not even sure why you are making those statements. You evidently are in the same mold as Jimmy, just a shit talker.

    If you want to give me 30-1 odds I will pony up a $100. But doubt you could back that up. We can both meet up at the Dutchess to have a 3rd party hold the money. Tell me when.
  • animate
    animate Member Posts: 4,245
    Emoterman said:

    animate said:

    Emoterman said:

    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    Gentleman's wager, or HH terms, one bucket of bleach?
    Add a few free roundhouse kicks to the head at the local 7-11 oh your choice and that's HH.

    But honestly, it's viable that Swell would potentially get Heisman consideration and votes

    - Oregon hype train in full effect
    - Oregon trendy topic with the usual media pundits
    - Swell is probably a very high NFL pick barring injury

    People here to don't want to acknowledge or admit it but Swell was a huge loss and also ended up being a big negative roadblock for future recruiting efforts.
    Between the uncertainty of there being a season, the vast array of outcomes for Sewell/Oregon/other confounding variables, and the audacity of the prediction (zero OL votes in the past 18 years, only 5 different OL have got a vote in the past 46 years), I feel pretty good with my side of the bet.

    Or, well, feel free to infer that my rhetorical thrust was "PeNiS sWeLl iS tWaSh, BwO!" That's certainly a spicier take, and one that I'll wager on given the right odds. Book me at 30-1 that he gets drafted outside the 1st round, I've got 0.010795 ฿ on that right now.
    dang you ... don't make me want to convert that shit!
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    edited July 2020
    Emoterman said:

    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    If you really think an OT is going to be heisman votes you should check yourself in a physiatric ward for being delusional.
    https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/awards/heisman-1996.html

    Orlando Pace in 1996 even got a New York invite.
    You seem like a good poaster, and I think you are just being pedantic, but this implied comparison of Sewell to Pace is absurd.
    Maybe, but you basically said thinking an OT is going to get Heisman votes is crazy. I'm just saying it has already happened. I didn't say Sewell will make it to New York, but I'm arguing that it is possible. Sewell is grading out as the greatest offensive tackle in the last 20 years.
  • Emoterman
    Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333

    Emoterman said:

    dOgmaster said:

    Nope, its not a joke. 1st sophomore to win the outland trophy and he is highest rated lineman since 2014. Maybe you should read something not pro-husky.

    If you really think an OT is going to be heisman votes you should check yourself in a physiatric ward for being delusional.
    https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/awards/heisman-1996.html

    Orlando Pace in 1996 even got a New York invite.
    You seem like a good poaster, and I think you are just being pedantic, but this implied comparison of Sewell to Pace is absurd.
    Maybe, but you basically said thinking an OT is going to get Heisman votes is crazy. I'm just saying it has already happened. I didn't say Sewell will make it to New York, but I'm arguing that it is possible. Sewell is grading out as the greatest offensive tackle in the last 20 years.
    I actually said I think I have better than even odds that he doesn't, considering there likely won't even be a season on top of it being unlikely that ANY given player will get Heisman votes much less an OT. These other garboons are saying it's a fait accompli that Sewell will get votes, and I think THAT'S absurd.
  • Emoterman
    Emoterman Member Posts: 3,333
    dOgmaster said:

    You can waste all the money you want. Most draft analysis have him as the #1 overall prospect, but most see him going 3rd overall because he is not a qb. Not playing this year would only make him more likely to hold that spot. I am not even sure why you are making those statements. You evidently are in the same mold as Jimmy, just a shit talker.

    If you want to give me 30-1 odds I will pony up a $100. But doubt you could back that up. We can both meet up at the Dutchess to have a 3rd party hold the money. Tell me when.

    What is the bet? I said if you want to give me 30-1 odds that he doesn't go in the first round of the 2021 NFL draft, meaning I put up $100 to your $3000, I'll do it right now.