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YellowSnow · May 2020

But fuck all this talk of modified football seasons. Either play the damned normal schedule with butts in the seats or don't. I for one could not give two shits about watching some bullshit, throwaway season in empty stadiums. It would be worse than no season at all in my estimation. Put the athletic dept staff on reduced salaries and work load if money is an issue. Jimmy can sell his boat and drink Folgers if he runs low on cash. Mortgages and rent aren't due either anymore, so we can skip the 2020 debt service on Husky Stadium.

RaceBannon · May 2020

Well look at the mass murderer

YellowSnow · May 2020

RaceBannon said:
Well look at the mass murderer

Yella Snow was a Husky

PurpleBaze · May 2020

YellowSnow said:
But fuck all this talk of modified football seasons. Either play the damned normal schedule with butts in the seats or don't. I for one could not give two shits about watching some bullshit, throwaway season in empty stadiums. It would be worse than no season at all in my estimation. Put the athletic dept staff on reduced salaries and work load if money is an issue. Jimmy can sell his boat and drink Folgers if he runs low on cash. Mortgages and rent aren't due either anymore, so we can skip the 2020 debt service on Husky Stadium.

Boat and fancy coffee are in his CONTRACT!

If Jimmy has to get rid of his boat, does this mean Bonerpopper has to get rid of his remote control truck?

BTW, I'm liking the angry row peter puffer.

Fire_Marshall_Bill · May 2020

Put a disclaimer up saying attend at your own risk. If you have an underlying condition or are over 60, it's not recommended. I'm not lawyer, but let's play and get shit back to normal. Maybe @creepycoug can attest to the liability.

LebamDawg · May 2020

idgafra - I am not going to the games anyway

Doogles · May 2020

If I can't watch my Dawgs open the season against Michigan burn it all down, seriously.

backthepack · May 2020

Might keep away the grey hairs which would be a good thing.

PurpleBaze · May 2020

backthepack said:
Might keep away the grey hairs which would be a good thing.

@RaceBannon true?!

RaceBannon · May 2020

PurpleBaze said:

backthepack said:
Might keep away the grey hairs which would be a good thing.
@RaceBannon true?!

I'm a no hair

Bread · May 2020

Cancel the season and give the trophy based on APR. Its what is best for everyone's safety.

dnc · May 2020

I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.

Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.

YellowSnow · May 2020

dnc said:
I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.

Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.

Meh. You think all the west coast moms are gonna let their babies go transfer to granny killer SEC schools?

dnc · May 2020

YellowSnow said:

dnc said:
I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.

Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.
Meh. You think all the west coast moms are gonna let their babies go transfer to granny killer SEC schools?

Probably your most slow strategy post ever.

Chasing the NFL dream and $ >

YellowSnow · May 2020

dnc said:

YellowSnow said:

dnc said:
I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.

Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.
Meh. You think all the west coast moms are gonna let their babies go transfer to granny killer SEC schools?
Probably your most slow strategy post ever.

Chasing the NFL dream and $ >

Sarcasm fren.

dnc · May 2020

YellowSnow said:

dnc said:

YellowSnow said:

dnc said:
I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.

Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.
Meh. You think all the west coast moms are gonna let their babies go transfer to granny killer SEC schools?
Probably your most slow strategy post ever.

Chasing the NFL dream and $ >
Sarcasm fren.

Damn.

Got me good.

doogie · May 2020

but who will win the Sparkle Trophy for cleanest stadium in the Conference?

vadawg · May 2020

dnc said:
I would be chinclined to agree but if we? don't play without fans we? ain't gonna play at all. And if we don't play at all the program is fucking over. It might be over anyway but it's DONE if the SEC plays this year and we don't.

Our only slim chance is to play an empty season in empty stadiums.

SEC will play. Trust me. So we're fucked...along with our Ty recruiting coaching staff.

Pitchfork51 · May 2020

Just play every game in Vegas. I might become a doog

dflea · May 2020

The NCAA needs to grow a fucking pair and tell the conferences what they're going to do - all of them. Make a fucking decision, and put out a statement. Leaving everyone twisting in the breeze is a load of shit.

I'm inclined to say have the season and let the chips fall where they may - every conference that want to remain in cfb. My diabetic ass won't be in the stands, but I want to watch all you fuckers in the stands raising hell.

YellowSnow · May 2020

Pitchfork51 said:
Just play every game in Vegas. I might become a doog

Just kill me now.

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