Texas says y’all are pussies


https://www.newsweek.com/texas-ease-coronavirus-lockdown-under-executive-order-restore-livelihoods-governor-says-1497371
Comments
-
I laffed
-
So... abortions are back on the table?
-
Don't mess with Texas
-
Texas firing a welcome shot straight across the bow of Cali businesses who keep getting fucked by Tojo Newsom.LoneStarDawg said:Gov. Abbott is promising a plan next week to start reopening Texas economy. Texas Forever mother fuckers!
https://www.newsweek.com/texas-ease-coronavirus-lockdown-under-executive-order-restore-livelihoods-governor-says-1497371
Also teeing up nicely when Trump strong arms the supply chain back to North America.
The 51st state of Chihuahua and its capital of Juárez looks to benefit greatly from the ChiComs fucking around.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(state) -
Texas is built for social distancing, we now have restaurant delivered margs, and drive through instant covid testing.
We are unstoppable, until they realize obesity is a problem for covid.
-
The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahomaMontlakeBridgeTroll said:So... abortions are back on the table?
-
would also accept DallasLoneStarDawg said:
The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahomaMontlakeBridgeTroll said:So... abortions are back on the table?
-
Wilbs is from Houston huh?WilburHooksHands said:
would also accept DallasLoneStarDawg said:
The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahomaMontlakeBridgeTroll said:So... abortions are back on the table?
-
I grew up there, so yep, this checks out.WilburHooksHands said:
would also accept DallasLoneStarDawg said:
The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahomaMontlakeBridgeTroll said:So... abortions are back on the table?
-
LoneStarDawg said:
Wilbs is from Houston huh?WilburHooksHands said:
would also accept DallasLoneStarDawg said:
The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahomaMontlakeBridgeTroll said:So... abortions are back on the table?
-
... if Oklahoma grew a pairWilburHooksHands said:LoneStarDawg said:
Wilbs is from Houston huh?WilburHooksHands said:
would also accept DallasLoneStarDawg said:
The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahomaMontlakeBridgeTroll said:So... abortions are back on the table?
-
It's a well know HH rule that any conversation re: Texas requires pics of hot Texas belles wearing chaps.
Look, I don't make the rules. Just enforce them.
Let this serve as a warning and you all with escape YKW if you post accordingly within the next 24 hours. The Throbber is a lead by example guy so he'll start. No Brokeback shit either.
-
-
I'm pretty sure you did make the rulePurpleThrobber said:It's a well know HH rule that any conversation re: Texas requires pics of hot Texas belles wearing chaps.
Look, I don't make the rules. Just enforce them.
Let this serve as a warning and you all with escape YKW if you post accordingly within the next 24 hours. The Throbber is a lead by example guy so he'll start. No Brokeback shit either. -
-
-
The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?
#Sociopath @BearsWiin -
It’s neither my fault nor my problem if a large segment of the population is unprepared for a financial downturn.RaceBannon said:The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?
#Sociopath @BearsWiin
Maybe they should have skipped buying the latest iPhone if they can’t save money for an emergency.
-
-
Correct. Probably should let them (us?) get back to work.ThomasFremont said:
It’s neither my fault nor my problem if a large segment of the population is unprepared for a financial downturn.RaceBannon said:The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?
#Sociopath @BearsWiin
Maybe they should have skipped buying the latest iPhone if they can’t save money for an emergency. -
SociopathThomasFremont said:
It’s neither my fault nor my problem if a large segment of the population is unprepared for a financial downturn.RaceBannon said:The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?
#Sociopath @BearsWiin
Maybe they should have skipped buying the latest iPhone if they can’t save money for an emergency.
-
Pitchfork51 said:
The chick who I tried to get me to show her boobs is from Texas.
Also 5'11
@YellowSnow
-
Zoom scream shots or it’s all a lie
-
5’11” is a spinner for ol Yella.Pitchfork51 said:The chick who I tried to get me to show her boobs is from Texas.
Also 5'11
@YellowSnow -
Huh? Those are GOP talking points.RaceBannon said:
SociopathThomasFremont said:
It’s neither my fault nor my problem if a large segment of the population is unprepared for a financial downturn.RaceBannon said:The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?
#Sociopath @BearsWiin
Maybe they should have skipped buying the latest iPhone if they can’t save money for an emergency. -
You got yours. Who cares about anyone else?ThomasFremont said:
Huh? Those are GOP talking points.RaceBannon said:
SociopathThomasFremont said:
It’s neither my fault nor my problem if a large segment of the population is unprepared for a financial downturn.RaceBannon said:The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?
#Sociopath @BearsWiin
Maybe they should have skipped buying the latest iPhone if they can’t save money for an emergency.
That is your talking point.
Sociopath -
I learned it from you!RaceBannon said:
You got yours. Who cares about anyone else?ThomasFremont said:
Huh? Those are GOP talking points.RaceBannon said:
SociopathThomasFremont said:
It’s neither my fault nor my problem if a large segment of the population is unprepared for a financial downturn.RaceBannon said:The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?
#Sociopath @BearsWiin
Maybe they should have skipped buying the latest iPhone if they can’t save money for an emergency.
That is your talking point.
Sociopath -
And I'm proudThomasFremont said:
I learned it from you!RaceBannon said:
You got yours. Who cares about anyone else?ThomasFremont said:
Huh? Those are GOP talking points.RaceBannon said:
SociopathThomasFremont said:
It’s neither my fault nor my problem if a large segment of the population is unprepared for a financial downturn.RaceBannon said:The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?
#Sociopath @BearsWiin
Maybe they should have skipped buying the latest iPhone if they can’t save money for an emergency.
That is your talking point.
Sociopath -
This is what leadership looks like: communicate strategy with transparency and actionable steps
https://gov.texas.gov/uploads/files/organization/opentexas/OpenTexas-Report.pdf
If you’re over 65 stay home, everyone else be fucking safe
#TexasForever