Texas says y’all are pussies

LoneStarDawg

Gov. Abbott is promising a plan next week to start reopening Texas economy. Texas Forever mother fuckers!

https://www.newsweek.com/texas-ease-coronavirus-lockdown-under-executive-order-restore-livelihoods-governor-says-1497371

LebamDawg

I laffed

MontlakeBridgeTroll

So... abortions are back on the table?

RaceBannon

Don't mess with Texas

PurpleThrobber

LoneStarDawg said:

Gov. Abbott is promising a plan next week to start reopening Texas economy. Texas Forever mother fuckers!

https://www.newsweek.com/texas-ease-coronavirus-lockdown-under-executive-order-restore-livelihoods-governor-says-1497371

Texas firing a welcome shot straight across the bow of Cali businesses who keep getting fucked by Tojo Newsom.

Also teeing up nicely when Trump strong arms the supply chain back to North America.

The 51st state of Chihuahua and its capital of Juárez looks to benefit greatly from the ChiComs fucking around.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(state)

LoneStarDawg

Texas is built for social distancing, we now have restaurant delivered margs, and drive through instant covid testing.

We are unstoppable, until they realize obesity is a problem for covid.

LoneStarDawg

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

So... abortions are back on the table?

The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahoma

WilburHooksHands

LoneStarDawg said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

So... abortions are back on the table?

The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahoma

would also accept Dallas

LoneStarDawg

WilburHooksHands said:

LoneStarDawg said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

So... abortions are back on the table?

The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahoma

would also accept Dallas

Wilbs is from Houston huh?

Swaye

WilburHooksHands said:

LoneStarDawg said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

So... abortions are back on the table?

The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahoma

would also accept Dallas

I grew up there, so yep, this checks out.

WilburHooksHands

LoneStarDawg said:

WilburHooksHands said:

LoneStarDawg said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

So... abortions are back on the table?

The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahoma

would also accept Dallas

Wilbs is from Houston huh?

LoneStarDawg

WilburHooksHands said:

LoneStarDawg said:

WilburHooksHands said:

LoneStarDawg said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

So... abortions are back on the table?

The only abortion we are willing to talk about is oklahoma

would also accept Dallas

Wilbs is from Houston huh?

... if Oklahoma grew a pair

PurpleThrobber

It's a well know HH rule that any conversation re: Texas requires pics of hot Texas belles wearing chaps.

Look, I don't make the rules. Just enforce them.

Let this serve as a warning and you all with escape YKW if you post accordingly within the next 24 hours. The Throbber is a lead by example guy so he'll start. No Brokeback shit either.

LoneStarDawg

BUMP

https://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Gov-Abbott-to-allow-Shelter-In-Place-to-expire-businesses-reopen-at-25-occupancy-569986151.html

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

It's a well know HH rule that any conversation re: Texas requires pics of hot Texas belles wearing chaps.

Look, I don't make the rules. Just enforce them.

Let this serve as a warning and you all with escape YKW if you post accordingly within the next 24 hours. The Throbber is a lead by example guy so he'll start. No Brokeback shit either.

I'm pretty sure you did make the rule

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/paris_celisa/status/1255092407210840066?s=19

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

http://twitter.com/paris_celisa/status/1255092407210840066?s=19

Props?

RaceBannon

The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?

#Sociopath @BearsWiin

ThomasFremont

RaceBannon said:

The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?

#Sociopath @BearsWiin

It’s neither my fault nor my problem if a large segment of the population is unprepared for a financial downturn.

Maybe they should have skipped buying the latest iPhone if they can’t save money for an emergency.

Pitchfork51

The chick who I tried to get me to show her boobs is from Texas.

Also 5'11

@YellowSnow

GrundleStiltzkin

ThomasFremont said:

RaceBannon said:

The GOP are greedy and hate filled and by the way this is no boomer making that tweet but Tommy told me yesterday that he is doing fine so who cares about the economy?

#Sociopath @BearsWiin

It’s neither my fault nor my problem if a large segment of the population is unprepared for a financial downturn.

Maybe they should have skipped buying the latest iPhone if they can’t save money for an emergency.

Correct. Probably should let them (us?) get back to work.