Your personal worst / embarrassing sports story.
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You don't remember that the post directly above this is your story of losing a game while playing quarterback?SECDAWG said:Played many years at QB, undefeated. Also won my weight class in the 9th grade as weight lifting champion between 5 schools from Mobile, AL to south MS. Guess deserves own thread.
Mississippi gonna Mississippi...
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huh?
Teams I played for was undefeated pod.
9th grade for me, we beat the brakes off bigger schools. -
So you were quarterback...SECDAWG said:On a road game, threw 2 interceptions
...and you lost...SECDAWG said:and as the fastest safety, bit on fake option throw deep
Pass and tackled the guy before ball even reached him to give them first down on pass interference play and won game for them. Eventually. Embarrassing.
...and you're retarded.SECDAWG said:huh?
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Yes. I lost that game, and at same time I was safety and let a guy get behind me and I caused the PI that won the game for them, what’s your question
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I QB for t 8 years.
That was my let down. As a safety. Tackled the dude on a PI call. They won the game . -
Speaking of pants shitting, I had giardia in third grade and shit myself profusely during a basketball game.dannarc said:Lots of pants shitters around these parts......Chinteresting
I was in high school, had a reputation as a fair to middling second baseman and pitcher, so my buddy recruits me to play on his neighbors softball team for a weekend tournament. Bunch of 30-40 year old dudes past their prime. My buddies sister is hot, she brings a few niiiice friends, and I'm thinking I show up run circles around these old guys, basically here to beat my chest..... I had never played or hit a softball in my life and was 100% hardball, so how hard could it be to clobber the fuck out of something coming at you 5mph and the size of a volleyball, well..... 1st AB I strut up to the plate like Griffey, watch the 1st pitch go by to get the timing down and steeeerike one.....ok, next pitch, if it's close, is going for a fucking ride, next pitch comes and I line it in the gap just to the right of the centerfielder, i round first and notice dude gathering ball and eyeing my progression, I do the rope a dope fake stop and then gun it to 2nd base, well, dipshit in centerfield has a rocket for an arm and throws a lazer to 2nd, I haul ass realising that I'm hosed, I fricken slide into second and am tagged out. Who the fuck slides in softball? I tear a strawberry down my leg, bleeding like a harpooned fish. I had to leave game, sit in bleachers as my friends sister administered ice packs to my leg, laughed at me and left........
I would have given anything to just shit my pants then to go through that.
True story brah.....
