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longduckdong
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10 years old I was pitching, started off ok but things went down soon after that.
Gave up probably 8 runs in the 3rd inning my team was starting to get pissed at me, bases loaded gave up grand slam......walked off mound crying.
My best friend came in and struck out the side
Never pitched again.
Gave up probably 8 runs in the 3rd inning my team was starting to get pissed at me, bases loaded gave up grand slam......walked off mound crying.
My best friend came in and struck out the side
Never pitched again.
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I was never an athlete. Was always too small and uncoordinated and was often picked on by the football players so my story is more by association. It's really more of an odd story than being embarrassing. Anyways, A couple years ago, 5 of the really popular football players from our school pull up to my house at 2 in the morning, honk their horns and tell me to come outside. I thought they were going to beat me up but instead they made me get into my dad's toolshed, get out his pressure washer, and clean out the bed of their truck for like 2 hours. What's even weirder is there was an older guy with them that told me never to tell anyone about it or he'd sue me for defamation. Never figured out what any of that was all about.
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I was six or seven playing tee ball and had an emergency shit. I didnt know what to do but I knew the ump was in charge. Kept calling it for him, I think I was around second base at the time, but he didnt hear. I finally lost it and shat right down my leg.
The game was nearly over when it happened. Once over I ran straight to the truck and got in. My dad arrived with one of my teammates in tow (needed a ride home). Neither of them said anything but I saw both my dad and the other kid do a double take and a subtle sniff as they got in. I just sat there trying not to cry.
We dropped off Jeff and my dad immediately turns to me grinning and goes "are you shitting your pants?". He meant farting...giving me the benefit of the doubt. I started crying and said yes! I couldn't hold it! Dad just laughed and laughed. I think he laughed all the way home in between gagging from the stench. Of course he assured me it was no big deal too but I wasnt hearing it.
Yes i remember that from 41 years ago like it was yesterday. -
Got tea-bagged and dunked on by Shag Williams in high school. Refs swallowed the whistle - should have been a charge.
Still got my 20 in a loss.
That time I shit my pants during mustang league baseball practice as a 9 year old doesn't count.
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I played 2nd team QB as FR in HS. Got my first action when we were up two scores late in the 4th. The OC called a time killing inside run. Having my reads down, when I saw a packed box I audibled into a quick slant, smoked a FB the WR tipped. Pick Six.
Brilliant move keeping me in the next series. I tripped taking the snap and fumbled. The other team recovered. We lost.
I was shocked the following Monday when coach called me into his office and thought I was better suited to play defense. -
First day of wrestling practice in the 7th grade the coach thought it would be funny to put me on the mat against a 9th grader who had won nationals, was 2 weight groups higher, and incidentally was nicknamed "cobra". He picked me up and threw me down and broke my wrist and I never showed my face again. Fuck you Derek, and Coach whatever the fuck your name was. His wife was smokin hot tho.
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Anytim I stepped on a field.
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Trying to shoot the ball into the opponent's hoop in basketball multiple times before realizing what I was doing (kept getting my own rebound after each miss).
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I thought I was a cool motherfucker in PE class and tried to hurdle the net while playing tennis. shoestring tackle and broke my elbow.
Even worse, I missed seeing these guys at an assembly right afterwards.
