Virginia lockdown extended for 2 1/2 more months
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I work at the grocery store every day. We have food, we get two deliveries every day. Just buy food as you always would and don't fucking panic or the poor guys wrapping the pallets at the warehouse will fall behind again trying to keep up with 20-30% larger pulls. That will effect the stock levels at your local store, causing panic because their ISN'T ENOUGH FOOD!!!! OMG!!!! @Swaye your Safeway will get more food in. Safeway sucks balls but even they will restock their shit. Don't worry. When my store was running out of food a few weeks ago it wasn't because there was no food at our warehouse. There was plenty. People lost their minds and bought too much food. Period. We have been really SLOW the last two weeks. Fools gotta eat their food sometime and I guess the last two weeks were the time. If I have to answer the comment of "you sure are well stocked" anymore I will shoot myself. No shit we are well stocked you fucking monkey! Its been fucking slow! The panic buying is putting stress on every level of grocery logistics. I graduated from a WESCO high school and dropped out of college to fuck my girlfriend on Camano Island. I'm not smart. Don't buy into the hype. Keep a level head. I can't stress this enough.RaceBannon said:
There was a noticeable ominous tone last week at the grocery store compared to the week before. We haven't gone this week yet. The only positive is that the booze is well stocked. And weed dispensaries are deliveringSwaye said:
By June 10th there will be riots at the fucking Safeway man. There is no real food left on shelves. We are two months away from Road Warrior.MikeDamone said:
Agree. If this is happening on June 10th the effort required for enforcement will be insane and I can easily foresee violence. Even neighbors turning on neighbors as the Gladys Kravitz types report people for having a birthday party and said neighbor decides it's time to settle her hash.PurpleThrobber said:I think the key phrase is 'at some point'. The question is 'when' is that 'at some point'?
I've been earmarking April 6 as kind of the baseline data point to assess just WTF is happening. We already have historical data that 12,469 people died from H1N1 and we? didn't do jack shit. I had to have my daughter remind me that she got a really bad case of the flu that year - but we never seriously considered she had Swine Flu...suck it up and rub some dirt on it, sweetheart.
The Throbber Casino set the initial line at 5,000 dead. Sucked in a few with the under, sucked in a few with the over. (See how that works, @Hhusky? The house ALWAYS wins and then resets the line because MAFF and shit based on data not TDS hatred).
In a little over two weeks, it looks like the Trump Cocktail (not pool cleaner, you dicks, actual medicine) is probably the right path to save the most afflicted. So fire that shit up and get more produced -Murica! It's what we do. Just saw this morning that GM is stepping up ventilator production. Give them a couple weeks and they'll pump those fuckers out like candy. Not all that worried medium term in the US ability to innovate and produce. It's not like we're? a bunch of sniveling Frenchies sucking on clove cigarettes and bemoaning truffles v. cheese or some shit.
I guess what it comes down to is - are you on Team America Kicks Ass and we figure it out simultaneously as individuals (wash your fucking hands) and capitalists (see above ventilators, masks being sewn by god knows how many seamstresses around the country) or you are on Team Woe is Me/Bad Orange Man/Do Something? Choose wisely because you'll probably die sucking your thumb sitting in a corner. You probably would have anyway because but but Trump.
I happen to think Team America Kicks Ass is in full on kick ass mode about 3 weeks from now.
Also, there will a lot more black market/underground activity going on. That is inevitable.
And we are in the sticks as far as California is concerned. Spread out. As you can see from the daily tote board Riverside County is doing well other than shooting ourselves in the foot and causing panic buying
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Update from VA:
-Still playing golf
-Still drinking a lot (actually more)
-Still buying steaks at the grocery store
-Still able to wipe my ass with toilet paper
-Unable to drink at a bar
-Unable to erg at the gym -
My $600 used Erg from UW is coming in handy in the Yella garage.whlinder said:Update from VA:
-Still playing golf
-Still drinking a lot (actually more)
-Still buying steaks at the grocery store
-Still able to wipe my ass with toilet paper
-Unable to drink at a bar
-Unable to erg at the gym -
I have a full weight set but cardio has been a challenge since I can't run due to foot pain.
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All one really needs in the world is an erg, push ups and a kettle bell.whlinder said:I have a full weight set but cardio has been a challenge since I can't run due to foot pain.
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Jump rope, kettlebell, and an indoor trainer for my road bike are somewhat offsetting the IPAs and takeout food. Also easily stored.YellowSnow said:
All one really needs in the world is an erg, push ups and a kettle bell.whlinder said:I have a full weight set but cardio has been a challenge since I can't run due to foot pain.
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Are you still with the said girlfriend fucked on Camano Island? If not, upload pics/vids to Pornhub immediately or face the YKW consequences.theknowledge said:
I work at the grocery store every day. We have food, we get two deliveries every day. Just buy food as you always would and don't fucking panic or the poor guys wrapping the pallets at the warehouse will fall behind again trying to keep up with 20-30% larger pulls. That will effect the stock levels at your local store, causing panic because their ISN'T ENOUGH FOOD!!!! OMG!!!! @Swaye your Safeway will get more food in. Safeway sucks balls but even they will restock their shit. Don't worry. When my store was running out of food a few weeks ago it wasn't because there was no food at our warehouse. There was plenty. People lost their minds and bought too much food. Period. We have been really SLOW the last two weeks. Fools gotta eat their food sometime and I guess the last two weeks were the time. If I have to answer the comment of "you sure are well stocked" anymore I will shoot myself. No shit we are well stocked you fucking monkey! Its been fucking slow! The panic buying is putting stress on every level of grocery logistics. I graduated from a WESCO high school and dropped out of college to fuck my girlfriend on Camano Island. I'm not smart. Don't buy into the hype. Keep a level head. I can't stress this enough.RaceBannon said:
There was a noticeable ominous tone last week at the grocery store compared to the week before. We haven't gone this week yet. The only positive is that the booze is well stocked. And weed dispensaries are deliveringSwaye said:
By June 10th there will be riots at the fucking Safeway man. There is no real food left on shelves. We are two months away from Road Warrior.MikeDamone said:
Agree. If this is happening on June 10th the effort required for enforcement will be insane and I can easily foresee violence. Even neighbors turning on neighbors as the Gladys Kravitz types report people for having a birthday party and said neighbor decides it's time to settle her hash.PurpleThrobber said:I think the key phrase is 'at some point'. The question is 'when' is that 'at some point'?
I've been earmarking April 6 as kind of the baseline data point to assess just WTF is happening. We already have historical data that 12,469 people died from H1N1 and we? didn't do jack shit. I had to have my daughter remind me that she got a really bad case of the flu that year - but we never seriously considered she had Swine Flu...suck it up and rub some dirt on it, sweetheart.
The Throbber Casino set the initial line at 5,000 dead. Sucked in a few with the under, sucked in a few with the over. (See how that works, @Hhusky? The house ALWAYS wins and then resets the line because MAFF and shit based on data not TDS hatred).
In a little over two weeks, it looks like the Trump Cocktail (not pool cleaner, you dicks, actual medicine) is probably the right path to save the most afflicted. So fire that shit up and get more produced -Murica! It's what we do. Just saw this morning that GM is stepping up ventilator production. Give them a couple weeks and they'll pump those fuckers out like candy. Not all that worried medium term in the US ability to innovate and produce. It's not like we're? a bunch of sniveling Frenchies sucking on clove cigarettes and bemoaning truffles v. cheese or some shit.
I guess what it comes down to is - are you on Team America Kicks Ass and we figure it out simultaneously as individuals (wash your fucking hands) and capitalists (see above ventilators, masks being sewn by god knows how many seamstresses around the country) or you are on Team Woe is Me/Bad Orange Man/Do Something? Choose wisely because you'll probably die sucking your thumb sitting in a corner. You probably would have anyway because but but Trump.
I happen to think Team America Kicks Ass is in full on kick ass mode about 3 weeks from now.
Also, there will a lot more black market/underground activity going on. That is inevitable.
And we are in the sticks as far as California is concerned. Spread out. As you can see from the daily tote board Riverside County is doing well other than shooting ourselves in the foot and causing panic buying
If you're still with her, T&Ps and godspeed.
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I implore you to heed the throbber, lest karma bite you in the assPurpleThrobber said:
Are you still with the said girlfriend fucked on Camano Island? If not, upload pics/vids to Pornhub immediately or face the YKW consequences.theknowledge said:
I work at the grocery store every day. We have food, we get two deliveries every day. Just buy food as you always would and don't fucking panic or the poor guys wrapping the pallets at the warehouse will fall behind again trying to keep up with 20-30% larger pulls. That will effect the stock levels at your local store, causing panic because their ISN'T ENOUGH FOOD!!!! OMG!!!! @Swaye your Safeway will get more food in. Safeway sucks balls but even they will restock their shit. Don't worry. When my store was running out of food a few weeks ago it wasn't because there was no food at our warehouse. There was plenty. People lost their minds and bought too much food. Period. We have been really SLOW the last two weeks. Fools gotta eat their food sometime and I guess the last two weeks were the time. If I have to answer the comment of "you sure are well stocked" anymore I will shoot myself. No shit we are well stocked you fucking monkey! Its been fucking slow! The panic buying is putting stress on every level of grocery logistics. I graduated from a WESCO high school and dropped out of college to fuck my girlfriend on Camano Island. I'm not smart. Don't buy into the hype. Keep a level head. I can't stress this enough.RaceBannon said:
There was a noticeable ominous tone last week at the grocery store compared to the week before. We haven't gone this week yet. The only positive is that the booze is well stocked. And weed dispensaries are deliveringSwaye said:
By June 10th there will be riots at the fucking Safeway man. There is no real food left on shelves. We are two months away from Road Warrior.MikeDamone said:
Agree. If this is happening on June 10th the effort required for enforcement will be insane and I can easily foresee violence. Even neighbors turning on neighbors as the Gladys Kravitz types report people for having a birthday party and said neighbor decides it's time to settle her hash.PurpleThrobber said:I think the key phrase is 'at some point'. The question is 'when' is that 'at some point'?
I've been earmarking April 6 as kind of the baseline data point to assess just WTF is happening. We already have historical data that 12,469 people died from H1N1 and we? didn't do jack shit. I had to have my daughter remind me that she got a really bad case of the flu that year - but we never seriously considered she had Swine Flu...suck it up and rub some dirt on it, sweetheart.
The Throbber Casino set the initial line at 5,000 dead. Sucked in a few with the under, sucked in a few with the over. (See how that works, @Hhusky? The house ALWAYS wins and then resets the line because MAFF and shit based on data not TDS hatred).
In a little over two weeks, it looks like the Trump Cocktail (not pool cleaner, you dicks, actual medicine) is probably the right path to save the most afflicted. So fire that shit up and get more produced -Murica! It's what we do. Just saw this morning that GM is stepping up ventilator production. Give them a couple weeks and they'll pump those fuckers out like candy. Not all that worried medium term in the US ability to innovate and produce. It's not like we're? a bunch of sniveling Frenchies sucking on clove cigarettes and bemoaning truffles v. cheese or some shit.
I guess what it comes down to is - are you on Team America Kicks Ass and we figure it out simultaneously as individuals (wash your fucking hands) and capitalists (see above ventilators, masks being sewn by god knows how many seamstresses around the country) or you are on Team Woe is Me/Bad Orange Man/Do Something? Choose wisely because you'll probably die sucking your thumb sitting in a corner. You probably would have anyway because but but Trump.
I happen to think Team America Kicks Ass is in full on kick ass mode about 3 weeks from now.
Also, there will a lot more black market/underground activity going on. That is inevitable.
And we are in the sticks as far as California is concerned. Spread out. As you can see from the daily tote board Riverside County is doing well other than shooting ourselves in the foot and causing panic buying
If you're still with her, T&Ps and godspeed.
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You can do some killer wods with this movements. Get a jump rope and add some double unders. You’ll crush it.YellowSnow said:
All one really needs in the world is an erg, push ups and a kettle bell.whlinder said:I have a full weight set but cardio has been a challenge since I can't run due to foot pain.
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I like bread and simple syrup in my whiskey sours too much to fit into your club. But would love to get one of those World's Strongest Man tires for the back yard to move around.MikeDamone said:
You can do some killer wods with this movements. Get a jump rope and add some double unders. You’ll crush it.YellowSnow said:
All one really needs in the world is an erg, push ups and a kettle bell.whlinder said:I have a full weight set but cardio has been a challenge since I can't run due to foot pain.





