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DerekJohnson

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1227475705778331648
That tweet is gold. That MSU got Mel Tucker shows the Big 10's ability to pay for coaches like... Mel Tucker.

Warning shot fired.

It's time for the Pac-12 to strike back. Colorado needs to go steal Michigan's State assistant to the running backs coach.

rodmansrage

ralphie out here poppin off....

http://twitter.com/Chipthebuffalo/status/1227605391938211841?s=20

tweet was deleted but someone got all the screenshots they needed:

http://twitter.com/Shapalicious/status/1227620439658127360

rodmansrage

athletic article 'highlights' on potential hires -

Eric Bieniemy - he was there with embree, didnt go well.

Defensive coordinator Tyson Summers has head coaching experience at Georgia Southern, though he went 5-13 (lol). Wide receivers/assistant head coach Darrin Chiaverini has been on staff since 2016, and the 42-year-old has been one of the top recruiters in the country (better make him a head coach then).

Bryan Harsin vegas bowl runner up. He also wasn’t happy about the lack of campaigning by the Mountain West for Boise State in the New Year’s Six, (you got smoked, absolutely smoked by UW, mwc did you a favor). If he’s more open to leaving his alma mater, Colorado would welcome it. Harsin is 64-17 at the school. It might bring back memories of Dan Hawkins’ failed CU tenure coming from Boise State, but circumstances are a bit different now (lol, 'its different now').

Air Force head coach Troy Calhoun is already in the state of Colorado (oh well sign him the fuck up then!).

~~shark fucker~~ Central Michigan head coach Jim McElwain .

Former Colorado defensive coordinator Jim Leavitt (no idea if boofs are a pepsi school).

Alabama analyst Butch Jones (do it).

Former Oregon head coach Mark Helfrich is on the market after he was recently let go as the Chicago Bears’ offensive coordinator (remember when we? were going to 'settle' for this guy for OC? those were the days).

Chicago Bears defensive coordinator Chuck Pagano is a Boulder native and returned to coaching last season after a year away. The 59-year-old son of a former Colorado high school coach, he went 53-43 leading the Indianapolis Colts from 2012-16. Pagano last coached college ball for one season at North Carolina in 2007. Is there any interest in returning home? (fuck i hope so)

RaceBannon

1to392831weretaken

How much of a commission does Tucker owe Chris Petersen?

Baseman

Rocky Mt High

haie

I get that the Pac 12 is a dumpster fire financially, Left coast sports apathy, blah blah SEC SEC, but why is everyone just now shitting themselves because Leach and this guy just left?

This is more about WSU and Colorado than the Pac 12.

WSU needs to be in the mountain west. Period. If you don't want to pick up scraps in Washington and California, there is no point in coaching there. Leach said it was because of recruiting but he isn't going to recruit Mississippi either. He wants to recruit Florida and save himself the cross country trips for him and his staff.

Colorado is really underrated as a druidic shithole. Maybe they've changed but I thought due to state legislation you couldn't pay your assistants much. And even with that anchor the AD has really high expectations. Dude won 5 games last year which got his predecessor canned. It's a shit program and shit member of any power 5 conference.

Both of these schools have deserved shit coaches and support for a really long time, but don't let that keep Jon "I am one of 2 Stanford fans" Wilner from harvesting clicks.

BuffBuffPass

I get that the Pac 12 is a dumpster fire financially, Left coast sports apathy, blah blah SEC SEC, but why is everyone just now shitting themselves because Leach and this guy just left?

This is more about WSU and Colorado than the Pac 12.

WSU needs to be in the mountain west. Period. If you don't want to pick up scraps in Washington and California, there is no point in coaching there. Leach said it was because of recruiting but he isn't going to recruit Mississippi either. He wants to recruit Florida and save himself the cross country trips for him and his staff.

Colorado is really underrated as a druidic shithole. Maybe they've changed but I thought due to state legislation you couldn't pay your assistants much. And even with that anchor the AD has really high expectations. Dude won 5 games last year which got his predecessor canned. It's a shit program and shit member of any power 5 conference.

Both of these schools have deserved shit coaches and support for a really long time, but don't let that keep Jon "I am one of 2 Stanford fans" Wilner from harvesting clicks.

Shit member of any power 5 conference which is why the Pac bent over backwards to get us in, after trying and failing in the 90s. The state legislation (TABOR) limits the number of long term contracts the university can give. The football HC, OC and DC get long term contracts but the position coaches typically don't.

GrundleStiltzkin

Ferrari Leather couch sale

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1236351925949329408

Meek

Ferrari Leather couch sale
http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1236351925949329408

in other words, looks like he's not closing Emeka or Troy so he's gone!

DoogCourics

Ferrari Leather couch sale
http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1236351925949329408

From Ducks Bored

dougts:

To get out in front of this, we aren’t “losing” him to Kentucky. This is a mutual change of direction. Coach Bo and Mario realized long ago it wasn’t the right fit for either party and Oregon has kept him on until he landed a new job.

whatshouldicareabout

Ferrari Leather couch sale
http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1236351925949329408
From Ducks Bored

dougts:

To get out in front of this, we aren’t “losing” him to Kentucky. This is a mutual change of direction. Coach Bo and Mario realized long ago it wasn’t the right fit for either party and Oregon has kept him on until he landed a new job.

Probably the best WDWHA posts of 2020

animate

Ferrari Leather couch sale
http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1236351925949329408
From Ducks Bored

dougts:

To get out in front of this, we aren’t “losing” him to Kentucky. This is a mutual change of direction. Coach Bo and Mario realized long ago it wasn’t the right fit for either party and Oregon has kept him on until he landed a new job.

Ruthless ... but I'm honestly starting to like this cristoballz guy. He gets it

You hear that Gregory?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Ferrari Leather couch sale
http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1236351925949329408
From Ducks Bored

dougts:

To get out in front of this, we aren’t “losing” him to Kentucky. This is a mutual change of direction. Coach Bo and Mario realized long ago it wasn’t the right fit for either party and Oregon has kept him on until he landed a new job.

Lexington >>> Eugene

PurpleThrobber

Ferrari Leather couch sale
http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1236351925949329408
From Ducks Bored

dougts:

To get out in front of this, we aren’t “losing” him to Kentucky. This is a mutual change of direction. Coach Bo and Mario realized long ago it wasn’t the right fit for either party and Oregon has kept him on until he landed a new job.
Lexington >>> Eugene

Oh fuck yeah and it’s not even close.

Kaepsknee

I get that the Pac 12 is a dumpster fire financially, Left coast sports apathy, blah blah SEC SEC, but why is everyone just now shitting themselves because Leach and this guy just left?

This is more about WSU and Colorado than the Pac 12.

WSU needs to be in the mountain west. Period. If you don't want to pick up scraps in Washington and California, there is no point in coaching there. Leach said it was because of recruiting but he isn't going to recruit Mississippi either. He wants to recruit Florida and save himself the cross country trips for him and his staff.

Colorado is really underrated as a druidic shithole. Maybe they've changed but I thought due to state legislation you couldn't pay your assistants much. And even with that anchor the AD has really high expectations. Dude won 5 games last year which got his predecessor canned. It's a shit program and shit member of any power 5 conference.

Both of these schools have deserved shit coaches and support for a really long time, but don't let that keep Jon "I am one of 2 Stanford fans" Wilner from harvesting clicks.

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/Brett_McMurphy/status/1250084982598651905

LeachNeedsMoreTim

I get that the Pac 12 is a dumpster fire financially, Left coast sports apathy, blah blah SEC SEC, but why is everyone just now shitting themselves because Leach and this guy just left?

This is more about WSU and Colorado than the Pac 12.

WSU needs to be in the mountain west. Period. If you don't want to pick up scraps in Washington and California, there is no point in coaching there. Leach said it was because of recruiting but he isn't going to recruit Mississippi either. He wants to recruit Florida and save himself the cross country trips for him and his staff.

Colorado is really underrated as a druidic shithole. Maybe they've changed but I thought due to state legislation you couldn't pay your assistants much. And even with that anchor the AD has really high expectations. Dude won 5 games last year which got his predecessor canned. It's a shit program and shit member of any power 5 conference.

Both of these schools have deserved shit coaches and support for a really long time, but don't let that keep Jon "I am one of 2 Stanford fans" Wilner from harvesting clicks.

Stop plagiarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrism my shit, fucko!