Well, bye... (Relocating from the PNW Thread)

Swaye said:

SECDAWG said:

It’s too much to overcome and I don’t have enough bandwidth to keep up....

Dime a dozen here, pod...

DuckHHunterisafag said:

SECDAWG said:

It’s too much to overcome and I don’t have enough bandwidth to keep up....

Dime a dozen here, pod...

Twins?

whlinder said:

Haters. Northern Virginia is tits. I don't hate Democrats with the burn of a thousand suns like some of you, but I am wary of them fucking up VA now that they're in power.

I need globalism where I live so that narrows the list considerably. Seattle used to be on that list but these days.... yeesh. Maybe Raleigh (though not quite global). Or ATL (but ugh worse humidity). I would personally probably prefer to move abroad, like Auckland or Brisbane or Singapore or Nice or Krakow.

salemcoog said:

whlinder said:

Haters. Northern Virginia is tits. I don't hate Democrats with the burn of a thousand suns like some of you, but I am wary of them fucking up VA now that they're in power.

I need globalism where I live so that narrows the list considerably. Seattle used to be on that list but these days.... yeesh. Maybe Raleigh (though not quite global). Or ATL (but ugh worse humidity). I would personally probably prefer to move abroad, like Auckland or Brisbane or Singapore or Nice or Krakow.

Why do you need globalism where you live?

whlinder said:

salemcoog said:

whlinder said:

Haters. Northern Virginia is tits. I don't hate Democrats with the burn of a thousand suns like some of you, but I am wary of them fucking up VA now that they're in power.

I need globalism where I live so that narrows the list considerably. Seattle used to be on that list but these days.... yeesh. Maybe Raleigh (though not quite global). Or ATL (but ugh worse humidity). I would personally probably prefer to move abroad, like Auckland or Brisbane or Singapore or Nice or Krakow.

Why do you need globalism where you live?

I like the different backgrounds, cuisines, economic opportunities, accents, life experiences. I like being able to easily travel wherever I want. I like the complexity of the world.

whlinder said:

salemcoog said:

whlinder said:

Haters. Northern Virginia is tits. I don't hate Democrats with the burn of a thousand suns like some of you, but I am wary of them fucking up VA now that they're in power.

I need globalism where I live so that narrows the list considerably. Seattle used to be on that list but these days.... yeesh. Maybe Raleigh (though not quite global). Or ATL (but ugh worse humidity). I would personally probably prefer to move abroad, like Auckland or Brisbane or Singapore or Nice or Krakow.

Why do you need globalism where you live?

I like the different backgrounds, cuisines, economic opportunities, accents, life experiences. I like being able to easily travel wherever I want. I like the complexity of the world.

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

huskyhooligan said:

I just moved to Lakewood. Which saddens me as I've moved further away from @PurpleBaze, but I am now closer as the crow flies to @89ute and @RaceBannon . TBH, I don't like my chances. Was happy to learn my state rep and county rep are anti tax conservatives.

Outside the PNW, I'd move to northern Salt Lake, or Temecula. I have my reasons.

Sexual conquests aside, I'd probably end up in West Virginia.

All joking aside, I am taking FRANNY and the missus up to West Virginia in the next few months to start eyeing property for the eventual Wigwam compound. It's beautiful up there. Just axe John Denver. Low taxes. Great gun laws. Unobtrusive government. Scenic beauty. Plenty of meth. I will move to WV eventually. There is no doubt. Virginia going blue really fucked me over. I won't stay here and support it with Orkin tax dollars. Fuck off Virginia.

Fuck VA. Bunch of fucking traitors. WV stayed loyal to the Union.

Postal91 said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

HHusky said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

HHusky said:

Not sure I'd leave the PNW just to escape Seattle, but Palm Springs or the Carmel Valley would be nice. Santa Fe also.

I have thought about Spokane actually, which is hilarious because 1) I was born there and 2) arrogant teenager DDJ swore never to return to Eastern WA.

I like Spokane. But I think about Bellingham. You've still got the water and you can go either North or South for big city events when you want to.

Bellingham is nutty expensive for what it offers, and politically following Seattle, but without the economic base. Hard pass.

Bellingham is about half the price as Seattle but about twice as liberal (yes it's possible). Gorgeous place to be with access to the best mountain in WA that doesn't get crowds.

But unless you're a burnout or retired, your options are limited.

Ummmm, Bellingham is an absolute liberal SHIT HOLE! Here is why;
- They are putting out their own Green New Deal which is forcing homes to be carbon neutral in a few years. This means to build a home you cannot have any fuel other than Electricity in your home. If you sell your home, it must be converted to carbon neutral before a sale can occur. This means all the old pre-50s/60s homes that would be hell to remodel will need to be gutted and updated to electricity. They are stripping the market and getting worse.
- They are getting ready for a rent cap, meaning that the rent is set and landlords are forced to be below that.
- They are also going to put into affect that landlords must pay all utilities for their renters.
- 60%+ of the residents in Bellingham are rentals.
- They can't handle their own homeless problem.

Bellingham is full of stupid effing WWU graduates and liberal self fart sniffers. Doubt it, have fun reading this: https://nytimes.com/2020/01/05/us/bellingham-natural-gas-ban.html

Information I have provided is from a Bellingham Real Estate pro.

Don't go to Bellingham, it is trash... plus you have to deal with Canadians being idiots to buy shit from us because their own country is so effing corrupt in their own economy.

TurdBomber said:

PurpleThrobber said:

TurdBomber said:

PurpleThrobber said:

TurdBomber said:

PurpleThrobber said:

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TurdBomber said:

RaceBannon said:

Demi and Ashton bought a town in Idaho

Small ski resort, I think it was. But Bruce dumped millions into Hailey, and thus down the drain. The Mint's in Hailey, Throbber, not Ketchum. But you ain't no Sun Valley Superiority Guy until you've gotten drunk at Galena and driven home in a whiteout.

You got me there.

McCall > Sun Valley, btw.

I prefer the aura of Hemingway's splattered brains that still hangs over Ketchum. Especially while drinking at the Casino.

And Mariel is hot as fuck in person. What a beauty. The cameras don't do her justice.

The Throbbers knees gave out years ago but back when he was the American Franz Klammer, much preferred McCall to Sun Valley - more consistent powder, far less crowded. Way less expensive though money is no object to the Throbber in search of a good time.

Brundage had a long ass run that went forever. Only place the Throbber has visited with a longer ride was Red Mountain in BC.

Plus I’m just fucking with you. But McCall used to be a hidden gem. Shifty two long road so access is miserable. But it ain’t easy driving in to Sun Valley either.

There's better snow than Sun Valley, for sure. But Summer in the Sawtooths is unbeatable.

The Horizon Turbo props that flew into Hailey were the best. Roomy, free lunch, free beer & wine and you could walk right to the gate with no security. Then those fucking Arabs pulled off 9/11 and ruined everything, forever.

I hate people as much as @MikeDamone does. Pompous rich people who think they are god's gift to skiing even worse. Sun Valley and the Throbber do not abide. Fuck those guys. Give me jeans and some K2s, a rickety ski bus and it's all good, man.

(spoiler)

Alpental it is, then. Fuck it.

The rich dopes never got to me over there. The Valley has too much history and too many ghosts with way, way bigger balls than the Hollywood and Wall Street fags who tried to spoil it in the 00s with their faggy, Aspen-like conferences and shit. Willis & Demi were the worst of the bunch, by far. Before getting banished to Hailey, Willis opened The Dynamite Lounge in Ketchum, and nobody patronized it, and I mean NO-BODY. Place was deader than a frozen whore in a snow bank.

Word was that he tried to get his Hollywood buds to show up and ignite interest in the place, but only Arnie showed, then left after about 45 mins.

Whiskey Sours and a thick steak at the Pioneer was the shit BITD. I may fly back there, soon, just for dinner.

All my brags are humble, btw. As you can tell.