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My Idea for Iran

Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
edited January 2020 in Tug Tavern
Trump should just call up Israel and tell them we will look the other way for a few months. "Have fun storming the castle." Israel has wanted to stomp a mudhole in Iran's ass for years and we have prevented it. Just cut them loose. The Jews would fuck them up quick fast and in a hurry. Arab Spring flourishes and @PurpleBaze can take the place over giving the people the leader they want and need. Plus then Uber is available in Tehran. Maybe even import some of those hot ass Persian babes for the next HH get together.



No American lives lost. Israel gets vengeance for all the rocket attacks that were financed and coordinated by Iran. Hezbollah looses much of their backing and fades in power and ambition. Iran can go back to a being a country that works for the people instead of Allah. End of a nuclear state Iran. And we don't even have to send them billions of dollars to do it. In fact, we probably make some money selling weapons back to the Jews. Win win win.

I'm a problem solver.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited January 2020
    Swaye said:

    Trump should just call up Israel and tell them we will look the other way for a few months. "Have fun storming the castle." Israel has wanted to stomp a mudhole in Iran's ass for years and we have prevented it. Just cut them loose. The Jews would fuck them up quick fast and in a hurry. Arab Spring flourishes and @PurpleBaze can take the place over giving the people the leader they want and need. Plus then Uber is available in Tehran. Maybe even import some of those hot ass Persian babes for the next HH get together.



    No American lives lost. Israel gets vengeance for all the rocket attacks that were financed and coordinated by Iran. Hezbollah looses much of their backing and fades in power and ambition. Iran can go back to a being a country that works for the people instead of Allah. End of a nuclear state Iran. And we don't even have to send them billions of dollars to do it. In fact, we probably make some money selling weapons back to the Jews. Win win win.

    I'm a problem solver.

    Yeah, but nobody wants the problems solved. Problems mean money, and money means graft - for everyone that knows what they're doing. Due to some poor choices I've made in my life, I'm not one of those people.

    Nobody has to buy bombs if they don't drop any. Normally a politician needs some reason to bleed money out of taxpayers - in times of war, people just forget about what things cost and just hand over the dollar bills.

    Doing things cheaply is never the goal, and doing things right is rarely the goal.

    Your idea has merit. I don't know what made you think it would be given any consideration. At all. Your future in politics isn't looking bright these days. I think most people would consider that a good thing.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    I think Israel should contribute to an American led coalition, but I doubt they’d take on the burden alone while we sat back and watched.

  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    I already suggested this asshole!!


    Hell the world should just back off and let israel do what they want for the next 50 years.

    Islam would be completely eradicated, joobs would flourish
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,220 Founders Club
    The problem with Iran is that the Ruskies make some very good SAM systems and I believe they have sold some of those to Iran. Israel might sustain too many losses.
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,701 Standard Supporter

    The problem with Iran is that the Ruskies make some very good SAM systems and I believe they have sold some of those to Iran. Israel might sustain too many losses.

    They better hope they are better than the "best" Russkie systems Syria bought and Israel flew over the whole country and bombed their shit without ever seeing or firing at the planes. Those planes were F16's with conformal fuel tanks. Anything but stealth.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    I think Israel should contribute to an American led coalition, but I doubt they’d take on the burden alone while we sat back and watched.

    They have before
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,029
    It's always about the Jews with you guysms. Always de Jude.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    It's always about the Jews with you guysms. Always de Jude.



    and?
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,029

    It's always about the Jews with you guysms. Always de Jude.



    Even APAG and I were homeys over the jews/oobs.


  • HardlyClothed
    HardlyClothed Member Posts: 937
    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?

    I don't know

    How's Lebanon doing lately
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?

    Stalemate. Against Lebanon...
  • HardlyClothed
    HardlyClothed Member Posts: 937

    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?

    Stalemate. Against Lebanon...
    Against a Hezbollah that was much weaker then than it is now.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.

    USA > fags
  • HardlyClothed
    HardlyClothed Member Posts: 937
    Swaye said:

    I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.

    Yes the guy who said that “end of a nuclear state Iran” in the OP should be taken seriously on this. Iran’s facilities are deep underground and well guarded. You would have to occupy the country to fully dismantle them. The IDF couldn’t occupy Southern Lebanon but Iran is somehow easier? Ok.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,760 Founders Club
    Nothing gets @hardlyclothed1 more excited than death threats from Iran

    Like clockwork
  • HardlyClothed
    HardlyClothed Member Posts: 937

    Nothing gets @hardlyclothed1 more excited than death threats from Iran

    Like clockwork

    Congrats on supporting the George W. Bush agenda in 2020.
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,701 Standard Supporter
    My idea is we turn the middle east into a glass surfaced self illuminating parking lot.

    But neutron bombs would make more sense we need that oil equipment humming.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,760 Founders Club

    Nothing gets @hardlyclothed1 more excited than death threats from Iran

    Like clockwork

    Congrats on supporting the George W. Bush agenda in 2020.
    You might want to lurk a little bit and get a feel for the place
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,168

    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?

    Stalemate. Against Lebanon...
    I like to claim guerilla fighters hiding amongst civilian soft targets to be a "stalemate"

    If Isreal didnt give a fuck about minimizing civilian casualties, Lebanon would capitulate in about a day.

    There is a difference between destroying the Iraqi army in a few days, versus getting shot at by guerillas hiding amongst civilians.

  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    Nothing gets @hardlyclothed1 more excited than death threats from Iran

    Like clockwork

    Congrats on supporting the George W. Bush agenda in 2020.
    You might want to lurk a little bit and get a feel for the place
    Nothing could help this retard. He probably read some Wikipedia on Iran earlier today and is now an expert.
    I sure did-



    nt


  • HardlyClothed
    HardlyClothed Member Posts: 937

    How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?

    Stalemate. Against Lebanon...
    I like to claim guerilla fighters hiding amongst civilian soft targets to be a "stalemate"

    If Isreal didnt give a fuck about minimizing civilian casualties, Lebanon would capitulate in about a day.

    There is a difference between destroying the Iraqi army in a few days, versus getting shot at by guerillas hiding amongst civilians.

    How the fuck do you think the Iranian militias have been preparing to fight Israel?
  • HardlyClothed
    HardlyClothed Member Posts: 937
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.

    Yes the guy who said that “end of a nuclear state Iran” in the OP should be taken seriously on this. Iran’s facilities are deep underground and well guarded. You would have to occupy the country to fully dismantle them. The IDF couldn’t occupy Southern Lebanon but Iran is somehow easier? Ok.
    You should stop embarrassing yourself by talking about things you have no idea about.
    Take your own advice.