My Idea for Iran



No American lives lost. Israel gets vengeance for all the rocket attacks that were financed and coordinated by Iran. Hezbollah looses much of their backing and fades in power and ambition. Iran can go back to a being a country that works for the people instead of Allah. End of a nuclear state Iran. And we don't even have to send them billions of dollars to do it. In fact, we probably make some money selling weapons back to the Jews. Win win win.
I'm a problem solver.
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@Swaye for Secretary of State.
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Yeah, but nobody wants the problems solved. Problems mean money, and money means graft - for everyone that knows what they're doing. Due to some poor choices I've made in my life, I'm not one of those people.Swaye said:Trump should just call up Israel and tell them we will look the other way for a few months. "Have fun storming the castle." Israel has wanted to stomp a mudhole in Iran's ass for years and we have prevented it. Just cut them loose. The Jews would fuck them up quick fast and in a hurry. Arab Spring flourishes and @PurpleBaze can take the place over giving the people the leader they want and need. Plus then Uber is available in Tehran. Maybe even import some of those hot ass Persian babes for the next HH get together.
No American lives lost. Israel gets vengeance for all the rocket attacks that were financed and coordinated by Iran. Hezbollah looses much of their backing and fades in power and ambition. Iran can go back to a being a country that works for the people instead of Allah. End of a nuclear state Iran. And we don't even have to send them billions of dollars to do it. In fact, we probably make some money selling weapons back to the Jews. Win win win.
I'm a problem solver.
Nobody has to buy bombs if they don't drop any. Normally a politician needs some reason to bleed money out of taxpayers - in times of war, people just forget about what things cost and just hand over the dollar bills.
Doing things cheaply is never the goal, and doing things right is rarely the goal.
Your idea has merit. I don't know what made you think it would be given any consideration. At all. Your future in politics isn't looking bright these days. I think most people would consider that a good thing. -
All I see is tasteful Persian landing strip over full on Arab bush.Swaye said:Trump should just call up Israel and tell them we will look the other way for a few months. "Have fun storming the castle." Israel has wanted to stomp a mudhole in Iran's ass for years and we have prevented it. Just cut them loose. The Jews would fuck them up quick fast and in a hurry. Arab Spring flourishes and @PurpleBaze can take the place over giving the people the leader they want and need. Plus then Uber is available in Tehran. Maybe even import some of those hot ass Persian babes for the next HH get together.
No American lives lost. Israel gets vengeance for all the rocket attacks that were financed and coordinated by Iran. Hezbollah looses much of their backing and fades in power and ambition. Iran can go back to a being a country that works for the people instead of Allah. End of a nuclear state Iran. And we don't even have to send them billions of dollars to do it. In fact, we probably make some money selling weapons back to the Jews. Win win win.
I'm a problem solver.
brb, yo.
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I think Israel should contribute to an American led coalition, but I doubt they’d take on the burden alone while we sat back and watched.
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I already suggested this asshole!!
Hell the world should just back off and let israel do what they want for the next 50 years.
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The problem with Iran is that the Ruskies make some very good SAM systems and I believe they have sold some of those to Iran. Israel might sustain too many losses.
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They better hope they are better than the "best" Russkie systems Syria bought and Israel flew over the whole country and bombed their shit without ever seeing or firing at the planes. Those planes were F16's with conformal fuel tanks. Anything but stealth.YellowSnow said:The problem with Iran is that the Ruskies make some very good SAM systems and I believe they have sold some of those to Iran. Israel might sustain too many losses.
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Anything to help the Kurds. Anything.
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They have beforeThomasFremont said:I think Israel should contribute to an American led coalition, but I doubt they’d take on the burden alone while we sat back and watched.
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It's always about the Jews with you guysms. Always de Jude.
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creepycoug said:
It's always about the Jews with you guysms. Always de Jude.
Even APAG and I were homeys over the jews/oobs.
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How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?
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I don't knowHardlyClothed said:How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?
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Stalemate. Against Lebanon...HardlyClothed said:How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?
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Against a Hezbollah that was much weaker then than it is now.ThomasFremont said:
Stalemate. Against Lebanon...HardlyClothed said:How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?
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I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.
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USA > fagsSwaye said:I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.
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Yes the guy who said that “end of a nuclear state Iran” in the OP should be taken seriously on this. Iran’s facilities are deep underground and well guarded. You would have to occupy the country to fully dismantle them. The IDF couldn’t occupy Southern Lebanon but Iran is somehow easier? Ok.Swaye said:I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.
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Congrats on supporting the George W. Bush agenda in 2020.RaceBannon said:Nothing gets @hardlyclothed1 more excited than death threats from Iran
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My idea is we turn the middle east into a glass surfaced self illuminating parking lot.
But neutron bombs would make more sense we need that oil equipment humming. -
You might want to lurk a little bit and get a feel for the placeHardlyClothed said:
Congrats on supporting the George W. Bush agenda in 2020.RaceBannon said:Nothing gets @hardlyclothed1 more excited than death threats from Iran
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I like to claim guerilla fighters hiding amongst civilian soft targets to be a "stalemate"ThomasFremont said:
Stalemate. Against Lebanon...HardlyClothed said:How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?
If Isreal didnt give a fuck about minimizing civilian casualties, Lebanon would capitulate in about a day.
There is a difference between destroying the Iraqi army in a few days, versus getting shot at by guerillas hiding amongst civilians.
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You should stop embarrassing yourself by talking about things you have no idea about.HardlyClothed said:
Yes the guy who said that “end of a nuclear state Iran” in the OP should be taken seriously on this. Iran’s facilities are deep underground and well guarded. You would have to occupy the country to fully dismantle them. The IDF couldn’t occupy Southern Lebanon but Iran is somehow easier? Ok.Swaye said:I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.
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Nothing could help this retard. He probably read some Wikipedia on Iran earlier today and is now an expert.RaceBannon said:
You might want to lurk a little bit and get a feel for the placeHardlyClothed said:
Congrats on supporting the George W. Bush agenda in 2020.RaceBannon said:Nothing gets @hardlyclothed1 more excited than death threats from Iran
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I sure did-Swaye said:
Nothing could help this retard. He probably read some Wikipedia on Iran earlier today and is now an expert.RaceBannon said:
You might want to lurk a little bit and get a feel for the placeHardlyClothed said:
Congrats on supporting the George W. Bush agenda in 2020.RaceBannon said:Nothing gets @hardlyclothed1 more excited than death threats from Iran
Like clockwork
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How the fuck do you think the Iranian militias have been preparing to fight Israel?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
I like to claim guerilla fighters hiding amongst civilian soft targets to be a "stalemate"ThomasFremont said:
Stalemate. Against Lebanon...HardlyClothed said:How did it go for Israel the last time they fought an Iran backed militia in Lebanon in 2006?
If Isreal didnt give a fuck about minimizing civilian casualties, Lebanon would capitulate in about a day.
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Take your own advice.Swaye said:
You should stop embarrassing yourself by talking about things you have no idea about.HardlyClothed said:
Yes the guy who said that “end of a nuclear state Iran” in the OP should be taken seriously on this. Iran’s facilities are deep underground and well guarded. You would have to occupy the country to fully dismantle them. The IDF couldn’t occupy Southern Lebanon but Iran is somehow easier? Ok.Swaye said:I like being lectured about relative military strengths by people who know very little about the military. I like that.