Story tim with Swaye....
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ASU was actually one of the places that came to my mind when I was thinking of alternate shit schools.Pitchfork51 said:
The cuog chicks are hotter and down af you virginMad_Son said:
There are so many shitty universities out there, there is really no reason even for reject children to attend WSU or UO.YellowSnow said:
If you let your kid go to CUOG they will marry Beavis?creepycoug said:
Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.1to392831weretaken said:I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.
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Seriously. Laurie Laughlin paid $500k and went to jail just to keep her daughter out of that shit hole.Mad_Son said:
ASU was actually one of the places that came to my mind when I was thinking of alternate shit schools.Pitchfork51 said:
The cuog chicks are hotter and down af you virginMad_Son said:
There are so many shitty universities out there, there is really no reason even for reject children to attend WSU or UO.YellowSnow said:
If you let your kid go to CUOG they will marry Beavis?creepycoug said:
Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.1to392831weretaken said:I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.
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I grew up on racist, sexist, homophobic, jingoistic Warner Brothers cartoons packed with gratuitous violence
Combat, Rat Patrol and other violent WW2 sagas
Watched America burn on the nightly news through the 60's and watched our boys being carried out of the jungle with Walter Cronkite
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RaceBannon said:
I grew up on racist, sexist, homophobic, jingoistic Warner Brothers cartoons packed with gratuitous violence
Combat, Rat Patrol and other violent WW2 sagas
Watched America burn on the nightly news through the 60's and watched our boys being carried out of the jungle with Walter Cronkite
And look at me
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Grundle’s disdain for LAX haters is a surprising revelation of this threadYellowSnow said:
Dudes. @GrundleStiltzkin is gonna go full LMC is unless you quit bashing LAX.BayDawg said:
Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.TurdBomber said:Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.
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I’m thankful I never had a Christmas letter phase. God I hate those. I see less of them now because people can brag on social media everyday of the year.creepycoug said:
We actually didn't send out cards this year, and when we do, no letter.YellowSnow said:
I just hope @creepycoug you aren't the kind of man who includes a letter with the Feliz Navidad card bragging about the kids. The non-aggression pact of 2017 might become null and void.creepycoug said:
My kid - the one who liked this show - graduated last spring with a double major in physics and astro.BayDawg said:
I still have nightmares about those creepy fucks. My daughters played that show on loop. And my oldest is graduating this spring with a double major in physics and environmental science. Creep's right, it really doesn't matter all that much.creepycoug said:
I have three. The one who just got accepted into a PhD program for maff watched Teletubbies and loved it. Teletubbies. If you ever watched 2 minutes of that shit you'd know what I mean. Spooky weird. This one:UW_Doog_Bot said:
Screen time even my wife the pro uses. We try to keep it limited but it makes it that much more effective when she does get it.YellowSnow said:Any parent that has a screen time prohibition is FS. We'd be divorced already if it wasn't for the miracle of TV babysitter.
She managed to survive.
Creepy Tim advice for the day: don't try too hard with your kids. It won't really make that much of a difference either way. They are resilient af and will survive and thrive despite your worst parental mistakes; and they're not going to MIT or playing for the DAWGS! if their DNA coding doesn't say so. Life's beautiful and life's a bitch. Boffe.
Maybe the teletubbies thing was good somehow? Who knew?
The whole enterprise has become quite stupid. I don't have a social media presence of any kind either. I'm old school. You either know me or you don't. -
After reading some of this, it's safe to say, I will never have kids....Life is so simple in the basement
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I thought you were row boat guy?YellowSnow said:
Dudes. @GrundleStiltzkin is gonna go full LMC is unless you quit bashing LAX.BayDawg said:
Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.TurdBomber said:Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.
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This was very true in Washington. Nobody that was any good at another sport played lacrosse.BayDawg said:
Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.TurdBomber said:Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.
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I am. Just pointing out that Grumble is #1 youth LAX guy of the bored.BayDawg said:
I thought you were row boat guy?YellowSnow said:
Dudes. @GrundleStiltzkin is gonna go full LMC is unless you quit bashing LAX.BayDawg said:
Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.TurdBomber said:Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.
And dont go full retard, never go full retard.gif
