softy - meet-up
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Better correction.Ron_Fairly said:So who's up for a meatspin? Says anytime after his show.
If I wind up being the only fucktard to accept, I'd have him meet me at VeggieGrill (I know, $75K). I'm sure he'd love that. -
Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.CuntWaffle said:He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".
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I like to order "just a salad" for lunch, after eating 2000 calories at breakfast and drinking 2,000 calories worth of mixed drinks the night before. It's what I like to do.MikeDamone said:
Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.CuntWaffle said:He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".
Can't understand why I don't lose weight though. Doc I'm going to for my bypass says I'm "big boned". Runs in the family, not my fault. -
I like to be fat, eat one of your salads, and be depressed and eat a half gallon of ice cream later because I am fat and get fatter. I do that.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
I like to order "just a salad" for lunch, after eating 2000 calories at breakfast and drinking 2,000 calories worth of mixed drinks the night before. It's what I like to do.MikeDamone said:
Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.CuntWaffle said:He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".
Can't understand why I don't lose weight though. Doc I'm going to for my bypass says I'm "big boned". Runs in the family, not my fault.
-signed, my MIL Shamu -
Summary: Softy and 170,000,000 other 'Mericans are fat, disgusting slobs that delude themselves into thinking drinking a Diet Coke or murdering a taco salad will aid in their weight loss.
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I may be fat, I may be a slob, but I take umbrage at disgusting.
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I'll bring the piano wire
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If you're going to bash 2000 calories of mixed drinks, I'm out.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
I like to order "just a salad" for lunch, after eating 2000 calories at breakfast and drinking 2,000 calories worth of mixed drinks the night before. It's what I like to do.MikeDamone said:
Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.CuntWaffle said:He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".
Can't understand why I don't lose weight though. Doc I'm going to for my bypass says I'm "big boned". Runs in the family, not my fault. -
RF. EP. AW.Ron_Fairly said:
I like to be fat, eat one of your salads, and be depressed and eat a half gallon of ice cream later because I am fat and get fatter. I do that.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
I like to order "just a salad" for lunch, after eating 2000 calories at breakfast and drinking 2,000 calories worth of mixed drinks the night before. It's what I like to do.MikeDamone said:
Ever notice when people order a salad often the say "I'll just have a salad". As if using the word just implies they are eating light and watching their weight. Then, of course, they load the damn thing up with shit that makes the burger shake and fries look like a diet meal. They will also order a nice Chardonnay with just a salad.CuntWaffle said:He will order a taco salad and smear the thing with tortilla chips, cheese, and sour cream.... but there is lettuce somewhere in the mix so it is "healthy".
Can't understand why I don't lose weight though. Doc I'm going to for my bypass says I'm "big boned". Runs in the family, not my fault.
-signed, my MIL Shamu
