Thoughts on the Bowel Gayme
So, I guess I am glad we beat that Boise State ass into the dirt. Fuck those losers. Glad Pete went out with win, but even happier he is just gone.
The sideline reporter was imminently bangable, which was nice. Judging by the post game interview I am pretty sure Eason dicked her down last night at some point. I hope he comes back.
That's all I have to say.
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This pretty much sums it all up for me. Nice to see next year’s OL beating up folks by the end of the game.
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Good poont about the OL. They were beating fools by the end.Gilbystaint said:This pretty much sums it all up for me. Nice to see next year’s OL beating up folks by the end of the game.
Also forgot to mention that Wild Dick and the Terrorist are becoming a decent Thunder and Lightning combo. Wish Salvon would run with a little more authority, but meh. Love me some Wild Dick though. -
Who doesn’t?Swaye said:
Good poont about the OL. They were beating fools by the end.Gilbystaint said:This pretty much sums it all up for me. Nice to see next year’s OL beating up folks by the end of the game.
Also forgot to mention that Wild Dick and the Terrorist are becoming a decent Thunder and Lightning combo. Wish Salvon would run with a little more authority, but meh. Love me some Wild Dick though. -
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Not quite like Tacoma last night, huh?DerekJohnson said:
my goodness. -
Like we say... noGilbystaint said:
Not quite like Tacoma last night, huh?DerekJohnson said:
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I was disappointed to see Henry Roberts start the game (also came out with the ones to start the 2nd half) but then excited to see Vic Curne getting most of the reps after that.Swaye said:
Good poont about the OL. They were beating fools by the end.Gilbystaint said:This pretty much sums it all up for me. Nice to see next year’s OL beating up folks by the end of the game.
Also forgot to mention that Wild Dick and the Terrorist are becoming a decent Thunder and Lightning combo. Wish Salvon would run with a little more authority, but meh. Love me some Wild Dick though.
We have maybe a week or 2 before we find out what the staff is going to look like and as late as mid January to know who leaves early for the NFL. More waiting...fuck. -
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Yeah Curne looked pretty good. Roberts is a huge 4 star turd.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I was disappointed to see Henry Roberts start the game (also came out with the ones to start the 2nd half) but then excited to see Vic Curne getting most of the reps after that.Swaye said:
Good poont about the OL. They were beating fools by the end.Gilbystaint said:This pretty much sums it all up for me. Nice to see next year’s OL beating up folks by the end of the game.
Also forgot to mention that Wild Dick and the Terrorist are becoming a decent Thunder and Lightning combo. Wish Salvon would run with a little more authority, but meh. Love me some Wild Dick though.
We have maybe a week or 2 before we find out what the staff is going to look like and as late as mid January to know who leaves early for the NFL. More waiting...fuck. -
WTF is he holding up a gold shoe for?Bonedog said:
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That’s not a shoe, that’s DAS BOOT!!!!!longduckdong said:
WTF is he holding up a gold shoe for?Bonedog said: -
Unless you’re drinking out of your shoe, there’s no reason to hold it uplongduckdong said:
WTF is he holding up a gold shoe for?Bonedog said: -
Came for the football take, scrolled down rapidly because my nine year old son sitting next to me isn't ready for that magnitude of tittay!
I hate to be a wet blanket after a season-ending potato fry, but what saddens me about this game is that it wasn't even particularly well executed or called (I thought Jimmy--ILTCHJIWILTD--called a great game, but any sighting of the wildcat in any form or deep ball to Aaron Fuller against man coverage drops a whole letter grade from me, successful or not). The only difference between this game and Colorado or Stanford was that the team seemed to care. This is what it's like when Washington plays like the other team is WSU: They know they're superior, they play with confidence, and they grind them down over 60 minutes.
This OL looked shiiiiiiity at first. Could not run the ball worth a damn. It's really kind of scary for next year. I kept saying, though, "Keep running it. Their DL is small, not deep, and will wear out. Lean on them." It happened. The OL was out there ragdolling in the 4th quarter. It's what Oregon, Utah, and Stanford did to *us. The problem is that this only works against Cougly teams with undersized and thin defensive line depth and linebackers named Whimpey. The line will have to improve dramatically if the offense wants to be taken seriously by serious teams.
Curn, Mele, and Jaws are going to be fucking amazing next year. I'm going to lay awake shivering every night from now until September about the other two.
Skinny wasn't perfect, but he doesn't have to be. That 10 yard out he threw to the far sideline for a first down was jaw-dropping (the one where they reviewed the spot). He wasn't at ALL open, but that's what velocity gets you. Even if he's off on his deep balls and making a mistake or two per game, his arm opens everything else up. I also hope he comes back. He won't.
This year ('s defense) taught me not to expect great things from new players. So the OL is a disaster until proven otherwise, the new QB is terrible until proven otherwise, and the defense will have to be plucked right out of the NFL to save the season from being a disaster, but the ILB will be a terrible unit until proven otherwise, so probably not. It'll be interesting. It's almost impossible for a team with this baseline of talent to not improve on Vegas Bowl Champions of Life, but conference champions and meaningful bowl game is probably a bridge too far unless we have something at QB that's not currently apparent. -
Yeezy is what I’m hearing.longduckdong said:
WTF is he holding up a gold shoe for?Bonedog said:
Whatever the fuck that means.
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I’m glad Bush saved the wild dick throw for the game that mattered most. That was one loooong con!
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Yep and with purple lightslongduckdong said:
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Skinny made that throw off his back foot from the far fucking hash. Gobsmacked. Unfuckingbelievable. Paging @GrundleStiltzkin GIF.1to392831weretaken said:
Skinny wasn't perfect, but he doesn't have to be. That 10 yard out he threw to the far sideline for a first down was jaw-dropping (the one where they reviewed the spot). He wasn't at ALL open, but that's what velocity gets you. Even if he's off on his deep balls and making a mistake or two per game, his arm opens everything else up. I also hope he comes back. He won't.
This year ('s defense) taught me not to expect great things from new players. So the OL is a disaster until proven otherwise, the new QB is terrible until proven otherwise, and the defense will have to be plucked right out of the NFL to save the season from being a disaster, but the ILB will be a terrible unit until proven otherwise, so probably not. It'll be interesting. It's almost impossible for a team with this baseline of talent to not improve on Vegas Bowl Champions of Life, but conference champions and meaningful bowl game is probably a bridge too far unless we have something at QB that's not currently apparent.
If Levi, Molden, and KT return, I’m not worried about the D. Ulofushio, Sirmon, Tafisi, Hammer, Calvert, Ah You, and Tupotala are all better than Manure and Beef. -
Not even out for long before a duck fan makes fun of the shit tier bowl while forgetting his team lost the same shit tier bowl against the same shit tier team.
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That's what I always sayCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Unless you’re drinking out of your shoe, there’s no reason to hold it uplongduckdong said:
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Couldn't agree more.1to392831weretaken said:I hate to be a wet blanket after a season-ending potato fry, but what saddens me about this game is that it wasn't even particularly well executed or called (I thought Jimmy--ILTCHJIWILTD--called a great game, but any sighting of the wildcat in any form or deep ball to Aaron Fuller against man coverage drops a whole letter grade from me, successful or not). The only difference between this game and Colorado or Stanford was that the team seemed to care. This is what it's like when Washington plays like the other team is WSU: They know they're superior, they play with confidence, and they grind them down over 60 minutes.
At first glance I too felt like the offense was running on all cylinders, but in reality we averaged 5 yards per play (3.5 rushing), had no turnovers, and only one penalty. If that is a good game, your offense sucks. Boise had the 53rd ranked defense according to SP+, so what happens when we play a Michigan?
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I hope our? over confidence comes back to reality before August 1st.
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Is this as big as the red box bowl championship that propelled the ducks to this year's unimaginable height?
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We didn't eve get over 400 yards offense.
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did not get to 350 - only 329 - I just can't understand why Bush was not asked back...Kingdome_Urinals said:We didn't eve get over 400 yards offense.
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chuck said:
Is this as big as the red box bowl championship that propelled the ducks to this year's unimaginable height?
