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Thoughts on the Bowel Gayme
Swaye
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So, um, yeah. Watching Bynum big dick it all over the field last night made me angry. It is almost criminal how mismanaged our personnel groupings were this year. This year could have actually been decent by just playing Bynum and Puka early. Just horseshit we lost 4 gaymes with Bacteria and Fuller out there being fuckups while better players sat on the bench. Add Ulofoshio to the mix and it is even more mystifying. If all of us basement dwelling retards could see this shit immediately, how come the coaching staff that makes a combined 8 mil per couldn't? FML.
So, I guess I am glad we beat that Boise State ass into the dirt. Fuck those losers. Glad Pete went out with win, but even happier he is just gone.
The sideline reporter was imminently bangable, which was nice. Judging by the post game interview I am pretty sure Eason dicked her down last night at some point. I hope he comes back.
That's all I have to say.
So, I guess I am glad we beat that Boise State ass into the dirt. Fuck those losers. Glad Pete went out with win, but even happier he is just gone.
The sideline reporter was imminently bangable, which was nice. Judging by the post game interview I am pretty sure Eason dicked her down last night at some point. I hope he comes back.
That's all I have to say.
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Also forgot to mention that Wild Dick and the Terrorist are becoming a decent Thunder and Lightning combo. Wish Salvon would run with a little more authority, but meh. Love me some Wild Dick though.
Hey @BangaRang eat my ass.
my goodness.
We have maybe a week or 2 before we find out what the staff is going to look like and as late as mid January to know who leaves early for the NFL. More waiting...fuck.
I hate to be a wet blanket after a season-ending potato fry, but what saddens me about this game is that it wasn't even particularly well executed or called (I thought Jimmy--ILTCHJIWILTD--called a great game, but any sighting of the wildcat in any form or deep ball to Aaron Fuller against man coverage drops a whole letter grade from me, successful or not). The only difference between this game and Colorado or Stanford was that the team seemed to care. This is what it's like when Washington plays like the other team is WSU: They know they're superior, they play with confidence, and they grind them down over 60 minutes.
This OL looked shiiiiiiity at first. Could not run the ball worth a damn. It's really kind of scary for next year. I kept saying, though, "Keep running it. Their DL is small, not deep, and will wear out. Lean on them." It happened. The OL was out there ragdolling in the 4th quarter. It's what Oregon, Utah, and Stanford did to *us. The problem is that this only works against Cougly teams with undersized and thin defensive line depth and linebackers named Whimpey. The line will have to improve dramatically if the offense wants to be taken seriously by serious teams.
Curn, Mele, and Jaws are going to be fucking amazing next year. I'm going to lay awake shivering every night from now until September about the other two.
Skinny wasn't perfect, but he doesn't have to be. That 10 yard out he threw to the far sideline for a first down was jaw-dropping (the one where they reviewed the spot). He wasn't at ALL open, but that's what velocity gets you. Even if he's off on his deep balls and making a mistake or two per game, his arm opens everything else up. I also hope he comes back. He won't.
This year ('s defense) taught me not to expect great things from new players. So the OL is a disaster until proven otherwise, the new QB is terrible until proven otherwise, and the defense will have to be plucked right out of the NFL to save the season from being a disaster, but the ILB will be a terrible unit until proven otherwise, so probably not. It'll be interesting. It's almost impossible for a team with this baseline of talent to not improve on Vegas Bowl Champions of Life, but conference champions and meaningful bowl game is probably a bridge too far unless we have something at QB that's not currently apparent.
Whatever the fuck that means.
If Levi, Molden, and KT return, I’m not worried about the D. Ulofushio, Sirmon, Tafisi, Hammer, Calvert, Ah You, and Tupotala are all better than Manure and Beef.