When you strike out with all the hot chicks and end up hooking up with the fat one at last call
You're happy to have done it, but deep down you're a little ashamed of yourself.
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The bigger the cushion
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The script is always that Pete beats these shitty teams down the stretch.
Tryon will break Montez. Cuog is cuog. Beavlet was beavlet tonight. -
On my way...
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haie said:
The script is always that Pete beats these shitty teams down the stretch.
Tryon will break Montez. Cuog is cuog. Beavlet was beavlet tonight.
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I’ve been on many whaling expeditions. All of which have been more satisfying and less shameful than what I saw tonight.
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Worried about you StalinDerekJohnson said:haie said:The script is always that Pete beats these shitty teams down the stretch.
Tryon will break Montez. Cuog is cuog. Beavlet was beavlet tonight. -
my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge
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There’s a time a place for everythingFirePete said:my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge
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FirePete said:
my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge
I’m hoping to have 6 of these experiences later tonight
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We are soooooooooo bad in the 4th.huskyhooligan said:
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Why am I not surprised that you were a virgin until 21?FirePete said:my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge
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Why am I not surprised you didn't have game to get into a bar until you were 21?GreenRiverGatorz said:
Why am I not surprised that you were a virgin until 21?FirePete said:my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge
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I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.
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Did I say thatgabemarksknee said:
Why am I not surprised you didn't have game to get into a bar until you were 21?GreenRiverGatorz said:
Why am I not surprised that you were a virgin until 21?FirePete said:my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge
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hey, what matters is that i lost itGreenRiverGatorz said:
Why am I not surprised that you were a virgin until 21?FirePete said:my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge
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i still would take bj from a fat than a skinny chick any day. they just do it with better effort. effort mattersSwaye said:I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.
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Once upon a time, a former UW rower who was on the national team told me you’ve got to practice on rough water so that you’re ready for that idyllic day when it’s all on the line.Swaye said:I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.
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I’ve never fucked a fat chick. I’m better than you, so I don’t need the personal development.Swaye said:I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.
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You lying fuck JPurpleJ said:
I’ve never fucked a fat chick. I’m better than you, so I don’t need the personal development.Swaye said:I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.
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When drunk and desperate...pussys pussySwaye said:I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.
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Only big tit skinny and rich doctors/lawyers behind the dumpsters at Applebees.Pitchfork51 said:
You lying fuck JPurpleJ said:
I’ve never fucked a fat chick. I’m better than you, so I don’t need the personal development.Swaye said:I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.
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I fucked one last night I was so pissed off... I did fantasize she was skinny thoughSwaye said:I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.
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I actually did fuck a chick behind the dumpster at Applebees (she worked there) one time in high school. She was skinny and ended up working at hooters, but no big tits. Just a push up bra. Whatever. No fat chicks.
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Quite the CasanovaPurpleJ said:I actually did fuck a chick behind the dumpster at Applebees (she worked there) one time in high school. She was skinny and ended up working at hooters, but no big tits. Just a push up bra. Whatever. No fat chicks.
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I know you're being sarcastic, but no way is that a 2NeGgaPlEaSe said:
I fucked one last night I was so pissed off... I did fantasize she was skinny thoughSwaye said:I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.
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Where the hell is @IrishDawg22 when we really need his expertise?
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So this is what the bored has come to. Sad, sad, tims. I hate my life, and im starting to hate Tim, whoever the f' that is.....
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What are you going to do when you turn 22? I suggest a few rolls with chicks that have meth sores and missing teeth. Everyone does it 5-6 times or they aren't real men.FirePete said:
hey, what matters is that i lost itGreenRiverGatorz said:
Why am I not surprised that you were a virgin until 21?FirePete said:my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge
