OFFICIAL Washington-Oregon Game Thread
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The game thread is well into a second page. Anyone give me a rundown of how we're looking so far? Are the lbs getting their run fits? Is sherbert getting knocked out of rhythm? We got a chance with these guys?
@Doog_de_Jour...bring it up right away, but not verbally. Just make it happen. The more time goes by the harder(lol) it gets to cross that threshold, unless you get him drunk enough that he's not even sure what's going on. He'll figure it out when you tell him to hit the shower, at which time you can act like it was his fuck up and you're disgusted that he did that to you. -
Shower? I thought going to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water was enough.chuck said:The game thread is well into a second page. Anyone give me a rundown of how we're looking so far? Are the lbs getting their run fits? Is sherbert getting knocked out of rhythm? We got a chance with these guys?
@Doog_de_Jour...bring it up right away, but not verbally. Just make it happen. The more time goes by the harder(lol) it gets to cross that threshold, unless you get him drunk enough that he's not even sure what's going on. He'll figure it out when you tell him to hit the shower, at which time you can act like it was his fuck up and you're disgusted that he did that to you. -
That’s some solid and eerily familiar advice @chuck. 😉chuck said:
@Doog_de_Jour...bring it up right away, but not verbally. Just make it happen. The more time goes by the harder(lol) it gets to cross that threshold, unless you get him drunk enough that he's not even sure what's going on. He'll figure it out when you tell him to hit the shower, at which time you can act like it was his fuck up and you're disgusted that he did that to you. -
That was too much for me to type.PurpleBaze said:
Shower? I thought going to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water was enough.chuck said:The game thread is well into a second page. Anyone give me a rundown of how we're looking so far? Are the lbs getting their run fits? Is sherbert getting knocked out of rhythm? We got a chance with these guys?
@Doog_de_Jour...bring it up right away, but not verbally. Just make it happen. The more time goes by the harder(lol) it gets to cross that threshold, unless you get him drunk enough that he's not even sure what's going on. He'll figure it out when you tell him to hit the shower, at which time you can act like it was his fuck up and you're disgusted that he did that to you. -
I think most of us have been there. We can't all be as smooth as pumpy.Doog_de_Jour said:
That’s some solid and eerily familiar advice @chuck. 😉chuck said:
@Doog_de_Jour...bring it up right away, but not verbally. Just make it happen. The more time goes by the harder(lol) it gets to cross that threshold, unless you get him drunk enough that he's not even sure what's going on. He'll figure it out when you tell him to hit the shower, at which time you can act like it was his fuck up and you're disgusted that he did that to you.
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ntxduck said:
Honestly I can't talk too much shit on you because I have no idea who will win. I think it's a 21-20 game, too uncertain to pick who the winner is. UW has the much better kicker so maybe I'd lean that way. But wouldn't bet the game unless there was a gun to my head.backthepack said:
disagree i legit think we losentxduck said:
BTP and Haie are going hard AF with the sandbagging so that they can talk mad shit if they win and say "Told you so" if they losebackthepack said:We are going to lose hth guys. They are going to run for 300+ yards cook it. Thanks Bob Gregory!
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all I know is when we lost to Stanford it took three days to get back to normal. When we lose to the Ducks it takes one two too weeks to recover.
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UW in the leadoregonblitzkrieg said:
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I've got the Ducks by at least 17 in this one.
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Say, 34-17?Mosster47 said:I've got the Ducks by at least 17 in this one.
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Derek please be changing my userbame to @WantonHarlotDawgDerekJohnson said:
I just checked -- @WantonHarlotDawg is still availableDoog_de_Jour said:
In his AMA he never answered my question on what date you bring up assplay with a gentleman. Now I am doomed to stumble through the dating world without his guidance and wisdom. All my potential suitors will either think me a prude for bringing it up too late, or a wanton harlot for bringing it up too soon.Swaye said:
Assplay Pumpy is best PumpyNoWarningJustDawg said:I despise Oregon and have no real interest in talking about them.
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So I've just spent the week mostly posting classic Pup instead. Below is my favorite.
Fuck Oregon, full plunge
Go Dawgs!
Cheers--
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There's Bot. But doobie, no girl will turn down assplay after a cocktail. They wont sign off on full plunge, I'd be worried if she did if she is 'the one' in your mind, but if you just tickle with the pickle its game on in the Ginger. That should be sufficient for now. No reason to punish the poor hussie with a 3-day calling card. The buttsex will be on the table later when SHE is ready. -
There’s been more pages of mountain range hawt talk, like Nationals Geographix for retards, then there has been about this. I’m not surprised, don’t get me wrong, just saying.
I’m calling it: 28-21. Who wins? The team that sucks less. Probably Oregon, but I can’t trust Arroyo, Herbert, or Crystalballs.
If Oregon wins I’ll be be back to tell you about how sick the sqwaad is and how I believed in them the whole time. If Washington wins I’ll be back to say fuck and sad read your celebrating before I book a trip to that infamous internet dead zone of Hawaii.
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Can't find the husky jacks thread. Is big dick newton ready to rumble tomorrow?
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Taking a play out of my playbook huh?RatherBeBrewing said:There’s been more pages of mountain range hawt talk, like Nationals Geographix for retards, then there has been about this. I’m not surprised, don’t get me wrong, just saying.
I’m calling it: 28-21. Who wins? The team that sucks less. Probably Oregon, but I can’t trust Arroyo, Herbert, or Crystalballs.
If Oregon wins I’ll be be back to tell you about how sick the sqwaad is and how I believed in them the whole time. If Washington wins I’ll be back to say fuck and sad read your celebrating before I book a trip to that infamous internet dead zone of Hawaii.
Oregon wins rather easily say, 34-17 tho. cook it. -
backthepack said:
Taking a play out of my playbook huh?RatherBeBrewing said:There’s been more pages of mountain range hawt talk, like Nationals Geographix for retards, then there has been about this. I’m not surprised, don’t get me wrong, just saying.
I’m calling it: 28-21. Who wins? The team that sucks less. Probably Oregon, but I can’t trust Arroyo, Herbert, or Crystalballs.
If Oregon wins I’ll be be back to tell you about how sick the sqwaad is and how I believed in them the whole time. If Washington wins I’ll be back to say fuck and sad read your celebrating before I book a trip to that infamous internet dead zone of Hawaii.
Oregon wins rather easily say, 34-17 tho. cook it.
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I hope you’re right. Good for you, taking the worst thing approach. It’s good for your mental health. If Washington wins you can be happy, if Oregon wins you can be right. Either way - you can focus on your studies, and I can focus on my burgeoning alcoholism.backthepack said:
Taking a play out of my playbook huh?RatherBeBrewing said:There’s been more pages of mountain range hawt talk, like Nationals Geographix for retards, then there has been about this. I’m not surprised, don’t get me wrong, just saying.
I’m calling it: 28-21. Who wins? The team that sucks less. Probably Oregon, but I can’t trust Arroyo, Herbert, or Crystalballs.
If Oregon wins I’ll be be back to tell you about how sick the sqwaad is and how I believed in them the whole time. If Washington wins I’ll be back to say fuck and sad read your celebrating before I book a trip to that infamous internet dead zone of Hawaii.
Oregon wins rather easily say, 34-17 tho. cook it.
Oregon wins if: They can run it over 5+ yards on a regular basis and abuse those shit ass ILBs and Herbert doesn’t shit the bed.
Washington wins if: Eason’s receivers make plays and if they take advantage of the fuck ups Oregon will inevitably make.
XXX factors: Oregon’s pass rush on your statue QB or Washington having a kicking game. -
Take the under kids. Both offenses suck against defenses with a pulse.
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I like #MyDwags in this one, rather easily. Say 34-17.
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Hey wait a minute -- is this idiot insulting Woodinville?oregonblitzkrieg said: -
Fuck off and Die Oregon. I still vomit in my mouth thinking of last year’s game.
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If any of you pigeons want to poor me a cocktail, Holla
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Traffic is really light heading into Eugene. I expected more fans
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Jokes on you! Game is in Shanghai!RaceBannon said:Traffic is really light heading into Eugene. I expected more fans
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An RV full of fried possum and meth exploded near Salem. Most the fans made a pit stop.RaceBannon said:Traffic is really light heading into Eugene. I expected more fans
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Dick Baird says Bush Hamdan needs to use the bubble screen a lot today.
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Love always counting on Dick being drunk at 10AM. And stupid 24/7.bananasnblondes said:Dick Baird says Bush Hamdan needs to use the bubble screen a lot today.
Not a joke
