Favorite Jerky Boys Character

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,042

  

  

  October 2019

  Sol Rosenberg

  Shout out to @PurpleBaze
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8HxuDcZQsk

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  PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,488

  

  

  October 2019

  YellowSnow said:

  Shout out to @PurpleBaze
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8HxuDcZQsk

  Dick!

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  GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481

  

  

  October 2019

  Jack Tors

  AAAAAHHHHHHHHHbundance

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  BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,341

  

  October 2019

  Fuck off, the correct answer is

  who.gif

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  RaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,720

  

  

  October 2019

  BennyBeaver said:

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  GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481

  

  

  October 2019

  Jack Tors

  RaceBannon said:

  BennyBeaver said:

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  Open your fuckin ears, jackass.

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,042

  

  

  October 2019

  Sol Rosenberg

  GrundleStiltzkin said:

  RaceBannon said:

  BennyBeaver said:

  who.gif

  Open your fuckin ears, jackass.

  This is mostly to see if anyone else besides me an Grundle were into this shit in the 90s. I played their 2nd CD over and over and over and used to know every crank call by heart.

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  BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,341

  

  October 2019

  Fuck off, the correct answer is

  I'm kind of a old school, localist:
  
  
  

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,042

  

  

  October 2019

  Sol Rosenberg

  THUD
  

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  minion_doog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,946

  

  

  October 2019

  Sol Rosenberg

  He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!
  
  I don't want WILD bird feed!
  
  Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!
  
  I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!
  
  I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.
  
  

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  minion_doog Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,946

  

  

  October 2019

  Sol Rosenberg

  GrundleStiltzkin said:

  RaceBannon said:

  BennyBeaver said:

  who.gif

  Open your fuckin ears, jackass.

  You got fucking corn cobs in your ears!?

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  Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,869

  

  

  October 2019

  Roy D. Mercer

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,042

  

  

  October 2019

  Sol Rosenberg

  Fenderbender123 said:

  Roy D. Mercer

  How big an ol boy are ya?

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  GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481

  

  

  October 2019

  Jack Tors

  minion_doog said:

  He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!
  
  I don't want WILD bird feed!
  
  Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!
  
  I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!
  
  I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.
  
  

  My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.
  
  "So that I have them."
  
  "You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"
  
  "Pounds baby, pounds!"
  
  "Who, Brett Weir?"
  
  "The crowd seems to love this."
  
  "My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.
  

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,042

  

  

  October 2019

  Sol Rosenberg

  GrundleStiltzkin said:

  minion_doog said:

  He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!
  
  I don't want WILD bird feed!
  
  Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!
  
  I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!
  
  I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.
  
  

  My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.
  
  "So that I have them."
  
  "You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"
  
  "Pounds baby, pounds!"
  
  "Who, Brett Weir?"
  
  "The crowd seems to love this."
  
  "My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.
  

  Pieces? What the fuck? Pounds, Baby, Pounds!

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  GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481

  

  

  October 2019

  Jack Tors

  YellowSnow said:

  GrundleStiltzkin said:

  minion_doog said:

  He said we could walk all up and down the beach and step on piss clams! And that they wouldn't tie me up to the pier at high tide and poke me with sharp things!
  
  I don't want WILD bird feed!
  
  Gauze?! Ooo wonderful, I 'll wrap it up and see you with my nub!
  
  I went to the Empire State buildin' and 'cause of these glasses I can't see so good god dammit!
  
  I could quote for days, some of the funniest shit I've ever across.
  
  

  My wife tried to resist the Jerky Boys genius for a while, but couldn't hold out for long. JB quotes are part of our cutesy couples talk.
  
  "So that I have them."
  
  "You're freaking me out already and you're freaking over the phone"
  
  "Pounds baby, pounds!"
  
  "Who, Brett Weir?"
  
  "The crowd seems to love this."
  
  "My pants unbuttoned!" Sadly I haven't heard that one from her in some time.
  

  Pieces? What the fuck? Pounds, Baby, Pounds!

  Left off one we use most probably: "TIME TIME, TELL ME WHAT TIME"

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  Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,605

  

  October 2019

  Fuck off, the correct answer is

  Old as fuck thread of the week

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  YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,042

  

  

  October 2019

  Sol Rosenberg

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Old as fuck thread of the week

  I married a millennial because I got old man game but you all still suck.

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  DawgWagonDan Member Posts: 789

  

  October 2019

  Jack Torse and his large pieces of furniture.

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  RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123

  

  

  October 2019

  Only heard a couple of Jerky Boys skits on Howard Stern. They were funny, but I don’t know enough about them to have a favorite.

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