So I tried Whiteclaw today...
            On first sip I understood why people would consider drinking this on a hot day.
I had a few more sips.
Then I poured out the rest.
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            Worried about u @Mad_Son
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#metooDoog_de_Jour said:Worried about u @Mad_Son
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            Sad!!
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Saw this earlier today at TW&M and totally thought of @Pitchfork51. Snapped a photo to confirm the shortage is over! - 
            Never tried it. Looks like a ladyboy drink.
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What have I become?!??!Doog_de_Jour said:Worried about u @Mad_Son
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@StrongArmCobraMad_Son said:
What have I become?!??!Doog_de_Jour said:Worried about u @Mad_Son
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@PurpleJ True?oregonblitzkrieg said:Never tried it. Looks like a ladyboy drink.
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            If it gets the panties to drop, I give zero fucks whether it is koala urine. If it works, it works.
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            Yore mistake was choosing this flavor.

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I'm proud to say that I have gotten panties to drop well before Claw was ever invented.PurpleThrobber said:If it gets the panties to drop, I give zero fucks whether it is koala urine. If it works, it works.
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The Cuog coeds with daddy issues don't bite on Boone's Farm any more.YellowSnow said:
I'm proud to say that I have gotten panties to drop well before Claw was ever invented.PurpleThrobber said:If it gets the panties to drop, I give zero fucks whether it is koala urine. If it works, it works.
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What did you boyfriend think of it?Mad_Son said:Due to @Pitchfork51 constantly evangelizing I decided to get a single can today and try it.
On first sip I understood why people would consider drinking this on a hot day.
I had a few more sips.
Then I poured out the rest.
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Did you try a mango? #I'm hearing it's can't even good. I'll drop my panties when they come out with pumpkin spice.
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            I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.
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Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.ThomasFremont said:I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.
I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.
It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.
Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.
I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them. - 
            Lol is white claw still a thing?
It got popular for a couple months
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If you like anything pumpkin spice we can’t be friends anymore.minion_doog said:
Did you try a mango? #I'm hearing it's can't even good. I'll drop my panties when they come out with pumpkin spice. - 
            Doog_de_Jour said:
If you like anything pumpkin spice we can’t be friends anymore.minion_doog said:
Did you try a mango? #I'm hearing it's can't even good. I'll drop my panties when they come out with pumpkin spice.
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            My buddy took refuge at a random tailgate on the south side during the Cal lightning storm. The kind folks there only had Claws.
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            Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
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            We should deport every whiteclaw drinker and bring back REAL four loko. I would say execute, but I don’t want to break the rules here.
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Imagine making fun of white claw and then putting fruit in your fucking beer.haie said:
Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.ThomasFremont said:I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.
I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.
It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.
Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.
I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them. - 
            
Bro, it's not actually fruit in the beer.PurpleJ said:
Imagine making fun of white claw and then putting fruit in your fucking beer.haie said:
Yeah I'm sorry but if you live in the Pacific Northwest there is no excuse for not committing to craft beer.ThomasFremont said:I tried one. It was a hot day. I switched back to beer.
I was at labrewatory today and a coworker handed me a pale coffee stout. I said fuck this don't like coffee stouts or stouts in general.
It tasted like a banana flavored pale ale and was fucking delicious.
Watermelon pale ale. Hazy IPA. Fuck the claw.
I hit up almost every brewery in Bend earlier this month. The shear competition in that area creates IPAs that are not the stereotype created for them. - 
            
Make sure she drinks the majority of them.YellowSnow said:Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
#coitusmath
(Black cherry is more fucking delicious than lime)
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I blew chunks last night. Fuck the Claw.PurpleThrobber said:
Make sure she drinks the majority of them.YellowSnow said:Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
#coitusmath
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Hate Peterman for that, not the Claw.YellowSnow said:
I blew chunks last night. Fuck the Claw.PurpleThrobber said:
Make sure she drinks the majority of them.YellowSnow said:Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
#coitusmath
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Why not both.gifPurpleThrobber said:
Hate Peterman for that, not the Claw.YellowSnow said:
I blew chunks last night. Fuck the Claw.PurpleThrobber said:
Make sure she drinks the majority of them.YellowSnow said:Ok I bought a variety 12 pack and just had the natural lime. If I don’t have coitus tonight I’m going hold it against you @PurpleThrobber.
#coitusmath
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            U fags with ur white claw
I'm sippin on some vodka soda with a lime. It's 71 degrees.
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