Shakespeare, Hemingway, Fetters...

I know you're busy scraping the bottom of your nacho platter searching for that final cheese-crusted jalapeno but at least proofread your shit.
https://247sports.com/college/washington/Article/Washington-Huskies-UW-Football-head-coach-Chris-Petersen-Stanford-Cardinal-Dawgman-136459489/
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I dont see the issue hear
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All pale in comparison to Warrior/Poet Yogi Roth
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AGREEWilburHooksHands said:I dont see the issue hear
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* AwlPostGameOrangeSlices said:All pale in comparison to Warrior/Poet Yogi Roth
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Academis not Fetters' strong suit. Kim is even worse.
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Fatters is the master of using 100 words to express something that could be said with 10
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I like the double butt
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I think you're missing that he's using the poetic definition of "one".
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@Tequilla is jealous of that brevityinsinceredawg said:Fatters is the master of using 100 words to express something that could be said with 10
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I love hearing him on the Pac12 podcast, the hosts sound so exhausted by the time he's done.insinceredawg said:Fatters is the master of using 100 words to express something that could be said with 10
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Look at that monkey type!YellowSnow said: -
It was the blurst of Tims!PurpleBaze said:
Look at that monkey type!YellowSnow said: -
Thank God I never make a tipo
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Technically gifted writer.
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It's embarrassing that he is the default UW representative for all of the Pac12 podcasts on 247.UWhuskytskeet said:
I love hearing him on the Pac12 podcast, the hosts sound so exhausted by the time he's done.insinceredawg said:Fatters is the master of using 100 words to express something that could be said with 10
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Irregardless, its a mute pointWilburHooksHands said:I dont see the issue hear
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He's a journalist, not a fan. Know the difference.
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To be or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ‘‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous girth,
Or take arms against a sea of cellulite
And by opposing it, end it - to eat, to gorge
No more; and by gorge no more
The heartache and the thousand heart palpitations
That ample flesh is heir to; ‘tis a consumption
Devoutly to be eaten. To be gorged, to be eaten
To be eaten, perchance to gorge - aye there’s the rub;
For in the eye to be eaten what dreams may have come,
That Husky Football return to the elite of the elite,
And Fetters return to obscurity.
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Why do you hate nachos, nacho cheese, process cheese, cheese sauce and otherwise hot and/or melted cheese products?AEB said:To be or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ‘‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous girth,
Or take arms against a sea of cellulite
And by opposing it, end it - to eat, to gorge
No more; and by gorge no more
The heartache and the thousand heart palpitations
That ample flesh is heir to; ‘tis a consumption
Devoutly to be eaten. To be gorged, to be eaten
To be eaten, perchance to gorge - aye there’s the rub;
For in the eye to be eaten what dreams may have come,
That Husky Football return to the elite of the elite,
And Fetters return to obscurity. -
Huh?
And FREE PUB!!! mother fuckers! -
NTD, BBEmoterman said:
Why do you hate nachos, nacho cheese, process cheese, cheese sauce and otherwise hot and/or melted cheese products?AEB said:To be or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ‘‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous girth,
Or take arms against a sea of cellulite
And by opposing it, end it - to eat, to gorge
No more; and by gorge no more
The heartache and the thousand heart palpitations
That ample flesh is heir to; ‘tis a consumption
Devoutly to be eaten. To be gorged, to be eaten
To be eaten, perchance to gorge - aye there’s the rub;
For in the eye to be eaten what dreams may have come,
That Husky Football return to the elite of the elite,
And Fetters return to obscurity. -
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