To be or not to be, that is the question: Whether ‘‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous girth, Or take arms against a sea of cellulite And by opposing it, end it - to eat, to gorge No more; and by gorge no more The heartache and the thousand heart palpitations That ample flesh is heir to; ‘tis a consumption Devoutly to be eaten. To be gorged, to be eaten To be eaten, perchance to gorge - aye there’s the rub; For in the eye to be eaten what dreams may have come, That Husky Football return to the elite of the elite, And Fetters return to obscurity.
To be or not to be, that is the question: Whether ‘‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous girth, Or take arms against a sea of cellulite And by opposing it, end it - to eat, to gorge No more; and by gorge no more The heartache and the thousand heart palpitations That ample flesh is heir to; ‘tis a consumption Devoutly to be eaten. To be gorged, to be eaten To be eaten, perchance to gorge - aye there’s the rub; For in the eye to be eaten what dreams may have come, That Husky Football return to the elite of the elite, And Fetters return to obscurity.
Why do you hate nachos, nacho cheese, process cheese, cheese sauce and otherwise hot and/or melted cheese products?
To be or not to be, that is the question: Whether ‘‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous girth, Or take arms against a sea of cellulite And by opposing it, end it - to eat, to gorge No more; and by gorge no more The heartache and the thousand heart palpitations That ample flesh is heir to; ‘tis a consumption Devoutly to be eaten. To be gorged, to be eaten To be eaten, perchance to gorge - aye there’s the rub; For in the eye to be eaten what dreams may have come, That Husky Football return to the elite of the elite, And Fetters return to obscurity.
Why do you hate nachos, nacho cheese, process cheese, cheese sauce and otherwise hot and/or melted cheese products?
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Whether ‘‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous girth,
Or take arms against a sea of cellulite
And by opposing it, end it - to eat, to gorge
No more; and by gorge no more
The heartache and the thousand heart palpitations
That ample flesh is heir to; ‘tis a consumption
Devoutly to be eaten. To be gorged, to be eaten
To be eaten, perchance to gorge - aye there’s the rub;
For in the eye to be eaten what dreams may have come,
That Husky Football return to the elite of the elite,
And Fetters return to obscurity.
And FREE PUB!!! mother fuckers!
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