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Apple Cup... what I’m hearing

PurpleJ
PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
Just got off the phone with my cloud seeding guy. He advised me not to rule out the possibility of a blizzard this year.

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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    PurpleJ said:

    Just got off the phone with my cloud seeding guy. He advised me not to rule out the possibility of a blizzard this year.

    I'm also hearing it should be one for the ages.

    (Eason breaks every single game record for a UW QB)

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,327 Founders Club
    It’s colder than a witch’s tit in s brass bra today.
  • Homebrew_Dawg
    Homebrew_Dawg Member Posts: 1,652

    It’s colder than a witch’s tit in s brass bra today.

    My dick just shriveled.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,327 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    It’s colder than a witch’s tit in s brass bra today.

    My dad grew up on a farm in N Dakota, so every time lil J would complain about being cold he would quip back with YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT COLD IS and I would shut up real quick. Tuff German farmers that would SMASH your FACE in. Anyways, I found out years later that his parents didn’t have electricity so now I tease him for being an electricity having boomer bitch and we laugh and laugh. Then he challenges me to mortal combat and I tell him I don’t want to be responsible for his death. CSB.
    Where I come from in the mountains of Utah is even colder than North Dakota. True story. They don’t call me @YellowRain
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    edited September 2019

    PurpleJ said:

    It’s colder than a witch’s tit in s brass bra today.

    My dad grew up on a farm in N Dakota, so every time lil J would complain about being cold he would quip back with YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT COLD IS and I would shut up real quick. Tuff German farmers that would SMASH your FACE in. Anyways, I found out years later that his parents didn’t have electricity so now I tease him for being an electricity having boomer bitch and we laugh and laugh. Then he challenges me to mortal combat and I tell him I don’t want to be responsible for his death. CSB.
    Where I come from in the mountains of Utah is even colder than North Dakota. True story. They don’t call me @YellowRain
    You sure about that? Gotta factor in the wind chill on the plains. 50 below at times with that in mind.

    I myself spent almost a year in Siberia, courtesy of @DerekJohnson . I’m pretty sure I win against both of you.
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    PurpleJ said:

    You ever see the documentary about the WW2 vet who built his own cabin in Alaska and lived out his days up there?

    https://aloneinthewilderness.com/

    Yes. It is outstanding. I have watched it probably 10 times.
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    PurpleJ said:

    You ever see the documentary about the WW2 vet who built his own cabin in Alaska and lived out his days up there?

    https://aloneinthewilderness.com/

    No, but my kinda show. Not fukn Kardashian’s or Idol or some stupid metro horse shit. I’ll check it out.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,543 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    Just got off the phone with my cloud seeding guy. He advised me not to rule out the possibility of a blizzard this year.

    I wish I had a cloud seeding guy. I doubt even Grundle has a cloud seeding guy.
  • BeerThirty
    BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
    LebamDawg said:

    It’s colder than a witch’s tit in s brass bra today.

    would a brass chainmail bra do?

    What is smaller than a tea cup? Shot glass? Still wood
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,328 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Just got off the phone with my cloud seeding guy. He advised me not to rule out the possibility of a blizzard this year.

    I wish I had a cloud seeding guy. I doubt even Grundle has a cloud seeding guy.
    What if Grundle is the cloud seeding guy?


    I bet even @MikeDamone never thought of THAT!
    He sells toilets. A 3rd party installs them or converts them into planes.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Just got off the phone with my cloud seeding guy. He advised me not to rule out the possibility of a blizzard this year.

    I wish I had a cloud seeding guy. I doubt even Grundle has a cloud seeding guy.
    What if Grundle is the cloud seeding guy?


    I bet even @MikeDamone never thought of THAT!
    He sells toilets. A 3rd party installs them or converts them into planes.
    Correct. I can even sell them sinks
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    SECDAWG said:

    PurpleJ said:

    It’s colder than a witch’s tit in s brass bra today.

    My dad grew up on a farm in N Dakota, so every time lil J would complain about being cold he would quip back with YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT COLD IS and I would shut up real quick. Tuff German farmers that would SMASH your FACE in. Anyways, I found out years later that his parents didn’t have electricity so now I tease him for being an electricity having boomer bitch and we laugh and laugh. Then he challenges me to mortal combat and I tell him I don’t want to be responsible for his death. CSB.
    Dunno bout all that but killed a many of good Mule deer and Whitetail in North and South Dakota. And when we were there, fukn rivers would freeze so hard we could drive Duramax diesels across and never break through.

    Had one blizzard so hard it broke every light pole that wasn’t wood in half. But was our best year killing....


    That picture is more like 1968 North Dakota SEC
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

    SECDAWG said:

    PurpleJ said:

    It’s colder than a witch’s tit in s brass bra today.

    My dad grew up on a farm in N Dakota, so every time lil J would complain about being cold he would quip back with YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT COLD IS and I would shut up real quick. Tuff German farmers that would SMASH your FACE in. Anyways, I found out years later that his parents didn’t have electricity so now I tease him for being an electricity having boomer bitch and we laugh and laugh. Then he challenges me to mortal combat and I tell him I don’t want to be responsible for his death. CSB.
    Dunno bout all that but killed a many of good Mule deer and Whitetail in North and South Dakota. And when we were there, fukn rivers would freeze so hard we could drive Duramax diesels across and never break through.

    Had one blizzard so hard it broke every light pole that wasn’t wood in half. But was our best year killing....


    That picture is more like 1968 North Dakota SEC
    Good Gawd, 2008 SD. Old phone pic.




    Hard to beat some Mustard greens, purple hull/speckled butter beans with salt meat pork and some present day bacon wrapped Jimmie dean/Philadelphia cheese stuffed venison back straps.

    But I may have some from that Era...
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    SECDAWG said:

    SECDAWG said:

    PurpleJ said:

    It’s colder than a witch’s tit in s brass bra today.

    My dad grew up on a farm in N Dakota, so every time lil J would complain about being cold he would quip back with YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT COLD IS and I would shut up real quick. Tuff German farmers that would SMASH your FACE in. Anyways, I found out years later that his parents didn’t have electricity so now I tease him for being an electricity having boomer bitch and we laugh and laugh. Then he challenges me to mortal combat and I tell him I don’t want to be responsible for his death. CSB.
    Dunno bout all that but killed a many of good Mule deer and Whitetail in North and South Dakota. And when we were there, fukn rivers would freeze so hard we could drive Duramax diesels across and never break through.

    Had one blizzard so hard it broke every light pole that wasn’t wood in half. But was our best year killing....


    That picture is more like 1968 North Dakota SEC
    Good Gawd, 2008 SD. Old phone pic.




    Hard to beat some Mustard greens, purple hull/speckled butter beans with salt meat pork and some present day bacon wrapped Jimmie dean/Philadelphia cheese stuffed venison back straps.

    But I may have some from that Era...
    Looks good for venison. Prefer elk but I will take a venison roast over elk or beef.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Worried about u j
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,820 Founders Club
    edited October 2019
    Haven't given a thought to the apple cup since last late November.
  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

    PurpleJ said:

    Fair warning. This dude is so badass that he will make you question your masculinity. His cabin still stands 35 years after his death, meaning he built it well enough to keep the bears out.

    My brother permanently annihilated my masculinity when I asked him what he was doing one weekend and his response was, completely seriously, “bow hunting cougars on horseback.”
    Dick Proenneke hunted badger from his hands and knees with a blueberry plucking fork