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the "REAL" problem with Washington football

jecornel
jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
If you look at the program as whole? They are trying waaaaay too hard. Washington football is following and not leading. Pool boy and Sark are keeping things pretty....pretty....petty.... average. Ya, they got a new stadium. BUT! The stadium was about collapse and rotting. There was no choice.

Washington used to be 2 star recruits that turned into legends. You had a coach stand in a tower. Now you have fancy helmets and black uniforms. The players drive stoned and drunk. Before you had guys that pistol whipped people for drugs and abused women. You had swat teams kicking down doors to bust UW players. (Stevens)

Now it's coaches driving burnt orange Lamborghini's to practice and talking about being "tuff" in the pocket. Could you picture the dawg father driving a Lamborghini?

Now you have the best play caller in the country and his assistants getting wasted at raise the woof, and telling the players about not drinking on the weekends? That joke of a WR (no longer at UW) coach going in front 1200 fans talking about his hot "GF" and making a fool of himself. That is Washington football. A bunch of jokers.

You have the pathetic site of dawgman.com going on KJR and making up stuff about the o-line and whatever other "BS" they can make up.

People ask me why I am till a fan? Simple. I love the purple and gold, I have spent thousand's of hours supporting the "kids" and hoping that they experience success.

Now it's all marketing that have no clue what they are doing. Pool boy talks about a "hot ticket" and the new stadium isn't even sold out. They reduced the amount of fans for a "romantic" setting.

UW football grinded, it fought for every inch. It let the other team know what it felt like to be purple after a game. It has been 20 plus years since UW football has steadily been relevant.

The last real husky was Marques, battling through injury to win the rose bowl. I KNOW for a FACT the players now fall on DEAF ears when he talks about what it means to be a husky. DEAF ears.

It's twitter, uni's, fancy cars, smoking weed, and fans buying $9 dollars drinks in the zone. Have fun with that.

Thanks, softy. Thanks, Hugh. Thanks Kim. Thanks Eklund. Thanks Elise. Thanks Damon. Thanks Emmert. Thanks Pool boy. Thanks Sark. Thanks Cohen. Thanks Riley. Thanks Lewis. Thanks Silvers. As long as you are comfortable.

Comments

  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,584 Standard Supporter
    edited July 2013
    We need an ex-marine like Mike Lude as AD, not that it will happen in the prissy culture up there.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,126
    If you are going to criticize smoking weed, I am out!
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Why did you thank Sark twice?
  • chrisvashon
    chrisvashon Member Posts: 627
    Um... You realize the "last true Husky" is currently a coach on the team, right?
  • TMacDawg
    TMacDawg Member Posts: 161
    Exhibit A: Some teams have a spring game. We had this...

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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,255 Founders Club
    "... I KNOW for a FACT the players now fall on DEAF ears when he talks about what it means to be a husky. DEAF ears."

    Rest assured, Damone will correct your illogical statement soon enough.
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    It is time for the fans to get Washington where is needs to be.
    Players need to believe in their leaders.
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    who drives a lambrugeeni?
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Washington used to be 2 star recruits that turned into legends

    Ummm, yeah. James never had top recruits to work with. The myth lives.

    If your'e are going to bash $9 drinks, I'm out.

    Doesn't seem right for players to fall on deaf ears. Or any ears for that matter.

    Everything else seemed spot on.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,126
    edited July 2013
    jecornel said:

    It is time for the fans to get Washington where is needs to be.
    Players need to believe in their leaders.

    While I agree with your sentiment, it's not going to happen. Most of these fans are fine with winning 6-8 games every year. Remember, these are the same fans who get more outraged over Oregon not getting punished then getting plunger raped 52-17 by Arizona.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680


    jecornel said:

    It is time for the fans to get Washington where is needs to be.
    Players need to believe in their leaders.

    While I agree with your sentiment, it's not going to happen. Most of these fans are fine with winning 6-8 games every year. Remember, these are the same fans who get more outraged over Oregon not getting punished then getting plunger raped 52-17 by Arizona.

    Doogs gonna Doog.

    Bitches like that deserve another 0-12.
  • Steve_Bowman
    Steve_Bowman Member Posts: 442
    edited July 2013


    While I agree with your sentiment, it's not going to happen. Most of these fans are fine with winning 6-8 games every year. Remember, these are the same fans who get more outraged over Oregon not getting punished then getting plunger raped 52-17 by Arizona.

    I might add ass raped by a crummy team. AZ was at best an average team. If there was one collective gonad in the AD that game would have sealed Cream Puff's fate.

  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    One thing is for sure. Former players like Hugh and Damon are a big problem. They've lost their objectivity because Sark gave them "access." And BTW, Damon fucking sucks on the radio...hooting and hollering over every good play like the clown coog announcers.

    The big swinging dicks (boosters) of this program have gone limp in recent years. Will they ever firm up and force Woodwards hand?
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    jecornel said:

    Pool Boy and Sark

    Crisped it up a bit for you.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    One thing is for sure. Former players like Hugh and Damon are a big problem. They've lost their objectivity because Sark gave them "access." And BTW, Damon fucking sucks on the radio...hooting and hollering over every good play like the clown coog announcers.

    The big swinging dicks (boosters) of this program have gone limp in recent years. Will they ever firm up and force Woodwards hand?

    Of course Damon is a Doog. His shitty fucking pass in 1994 started this whole mess.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    One thing is for sure. Former players like Hugh and Damon are a big problem. They've lost their objectivity because Sark gave them "access." And BTW, Damon fucking sucks on the radio...hooting and hollering over every good play like the clown coog announcers.

    The big swinging dicks (boosters) of this program have gone limp in recent years. Will they ever firm up and force Woodwards hand?

    Of course Damon is a Doog. His shitty fucking pass in 1994 started this whole mess.
    Yep. That pass combined with a shitty ass play call started the slide.

    Why not just run Nip?
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    One thing is for sure. Former players like Hugh and Damon are a big problem. They've lost their objectivity because Sark gave them "access." And BTW, Damon fucking sucks on the radio...hooting and hollering over every good play like the clown coog announcers.

    The big swinging dicks (boosters) of this program have gone limp in recent years. Will they ever firm up and force Woodwards hand?

    Of course Damon is a Doog. His shitty fucking pass in 1994 started this whole mess.
    Yep. That pass combined with a shitty ass play call started the slide.

    Why not just run Nip?
    Isn't it Nap?

  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    One thing is for sure. Former players like Hugh and Damon are a big problem. They've lost their objectivity because Sark gave them "access." And BTW, Damon fucking sucks on the radio...hooting and hollering over every good play like the clown coog announcers.

    The big swinging dicks (boosters) of this program have gone limp in recent years. Will they ever firm up and force Woodwards hand?

    Of course Damon is a Doog. His shitty fucking pass in 1994 started this whole mess.
    Yep. That pass combined with a shitty ass play call started the slide.

    Why not just run Nip?
    That was the day Lambo jumped the Sark

  • Mooser42
    Mooser42 Member Posts: 763
    edited July 2013


    Remember, these are the same fans who get more outraged over Oregon not getting punished then getting plunger raped 52-17 by Arizona.


    Its hard to be outraged that Arizona is serious about football while UW is serious about crew.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,255 Founders Club

    One thing is for sure. Former players like Hugh and Damon are a big problem. They've lost their objectivity because Sark gave them "access." And BTW, Damon fucking sucks on the radio...hooting and hollering over every good play like the clown coog announcers.

    The big swinging dicks (boosters) of this program have gone limp in recent years. Will they ever firm up and force Woodwards hand?

    Of course Damon is a Doog. His shitty fucking pass in 1994 started this whole mess.
    Yep. That pass combined with a shitty ass play call started the slide.

    Why not just run Nip?
    That was the day Lambo jumped the Sark

    Warned
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    One thing is for sure. Former players like Hugh and Damon are a big problem. They've lost their objectivity because Sark gave them "access." And BTW, Damon fucking sucks on the radio...hooting and hollering over every good play like the clown coog announcers.

    The big swinging dicks (boosters) of this program have gone limp in recent years. Will they ever firm up and force Woodwards hand?

    Of course Damon is a Doog. His shitty fucking pass in 1994 started this whole mess.
    Yep. That pass combined with a shitty ass play call started the slide.

    Why not just run Nip?
    That was the day Lambo jumped the Sark

    I would have fired Lambo when Wheaton reached midfield.
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    Mooser42 said:


    Remember, these are the same fans who get more outraged over Oregon not getting punished then getting plunger raped 52-17 by Arizona.


    Its hard to be outraged that Arizona is serious about football while UW is serious about crew.
    Greg Byrne, Arizona's AD is a real up and comer. He earned very good reviews when he came on board there and used Arizona's early season slide in 2011 (behind a brutal schedule) to can Stoops who was a fucking clown. Stoops was a mediocre coach and good enough for a mediocre program but Byrne made the right choice and Rich Rod won 8 games his first season.

    He's a young guy, his father is a lifelong AD, he has ties to the NW & South.....this is the type of guy who would perfect for rebuilding UW's football program.

    http://www.arizonawildcats.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=30700&ATCLID=207985756
  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,346 Founders Club


    While I agree with your sentiment, it's not going to happen. Most of these fans are fine with winning 6-8 games every year. Remember, these are the same fans who get more outraged over Oregon not getting punished then getting plunger raped 52-17 by Arizona.

    I might add ass raped by a crummy team. AZ was at best an average team. If there was one collective gonad in the AD that game would have sealed Cream Puff's fate.

    You mean like Foley canning Zook's ass after losing to Mississippi State?
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    One thing is for sure. Former players like Hugh and Damon are a big problem. They've lost their objectivity because Sark gave them "access." And BTW, Damon fucking sucks on the radio...hooting and hollering over every good play like the clown coog announcers.

    The big swinging dicks (boosters) of this program have gone limp in recent years. Will they ever firm up and force Woodwards hand?

    Of course Damon is a Doog. His shitty fucking pass in 1994 started this whole mess.
    Yep. That pass combined with a shitty ass play call started the slide.

    Why not just run Nip?
    Isn't it Nap?

    It doesn't have to be an "or" as he was referred to as Nap and Nip by various different announcers.

    Point remains that Huard was fucking awful and Oregon's defense at the time was gassed. Why call an out route with a weak arm QB when you have an AA RB? That was very Sarkisian like play call by Linehan.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Mooser42 said:


    Remember, these are the same fans who get more outraged over Oregon not getting punished then getting plunger raped 52-17 by Arizona.


    Its hard to be outraged that Arizona is serious about football while UW is serious about crew.
    Remember in 2010 when Arizona started off 7-1 and doogs were saying "Look at Stoops?! You guys would have wanted him fired at first and now he's 7-1. Just give Sark more time and we can be like Arizona". Derp.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,584 Standard Supporter

    Mooser42 said:


    Remember, these are the same fans who get more outraged over Oregon not getting punished then getting plunger raped 52-17 by Arizona.


    Its hard to be outraged that Arizona is serious about football while UW is serious about crew.
    Greg Byrne, Arizona's AD is a real up and comer. He earned very good reviews when he came on board there and used Arizona's early season slide in 2011 (behind a brutal schedule) to can Stoops who was a fucking clown. Stoops was a mediocre coach and good enough for a mediocre program but Byrne made the right choice and Rich Rod won 8 games his first season.

    He's a young guy, his father is a lifelong AD, he has ties to the NW & South.....this is the type of guy who would perfect for rebuilding UW's football program.

    http://www.arizonawildcats.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=30700&ATCLID=207985756
    I'd trade Byrne for Woodpecker in a heartbeat. Arizona, the basketball school, takes football more seriously than Washington. Oh, and they won the baseball NC last year.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited July 2013



    Of course Damon is a Doog. His shitty fucking pass in 1994 started this whole mess.


    Yep. That pass combined with a shitty ass play call started the slide.

    Why not just run Nip?

    Funny, I remember asking that same question as I watched Kenny Wheaton stiff arm Huard and run across the 50...

    But is it Nip or Nap? Inquiring minds (and Meek) wanna know...
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    Scott LINEHAN...nuff said