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@StrongArmCobra had stuff to do, so I had him stay with you.
@RuffaloSolider went with me and @StrongArmCobra is staying
with you.
After hanging up on Putin I called Uber and axed them to send us a driver. They sent a short, fat, swarthy fellow named @haie. I tipped him Sven's twenty and he dropped us off at the Aeroflot terminal. We flew to Novosibirsk via Manchester Airport, and rendezvoused with our Russian contact Yevgeny at half past two the next day. He is 6'5" 260 lb former red army ranger and Soviet foosball player. You don't want any in real life.
After a round of vodka and some lap dances at a private club, Yev informed @RuffaloSoldier and I that a prisoner, one AZDuck, had broken out of the gulag several months ago and had gotten lost in the Russian wilderness. He proceeded to recount a harrowing tale of the reprobate's misadventures, which the Spetsnaz has ordered I apprise you of now.
After escaping the gulag AZDuck:
Wandered aimlessly for weeks and weeks
Got plungered by the elements
Gurgled and nearly drowned
Stole a hoss from the Cossacks
Fought grizzlies and won
Smoked horse shit from a pipe
AZQuook was arrested in the port city of Vladivostok 2 weeks ago. He had nothing on him except for a moldy sammich, a photo of Mario Cristobal, a PAC 12 network schedule and a 3rd class railway ticket to Peking. Vladimir wanted you to know that he's now in custody. He's here and he's queer, and he wants him to LEAVE. He wants to calm that place down and get it back to normal. You're making it harder to do so. He's asking you to help him out.
#FreeAZQuook
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Disagree.oregonblitzkrieg said:Just got a call from THE VLAD 5 days ago and told me I was to show up in Siberia.
@StrongArmCobra had stuff to do, so I had him stay with you.
@RuffaloSolider went with me and @StrongArmCobra is staying
with you.
After hanging up on Putin I called Uber and axed them to send us a driver. They sent a short, fat, swarthy fellow named @haie. I tipped him Sven's twenty and he dropped us off at the Aeroflot terminal. We flew to Novosibirsk via Manchester Airport, and rendezvoused with our Russian contact Yevgeny at half past two the next day. He is 6'5" 260 lb former red army ranger and Soviet foosball player. You don't want any in real life.
After a round of vodka and some lap dances at a private club, Yev informed @RuffaloSoldier and I that a prisoner, one AZDuck, had broken out of the gulag several months ago and had gotten lost in the Russian wilderness. He proceeded to recount a harrowing tale of the reprobate's misadventures, which the Spetsnaz has ordered I apprise you of now.
After escaping the gulag AZDuck:
Wandered aimlessly for weeks and weeks
Got plungered by the elements
Gurgled and nearly drowned
Stole a hoss from the Cossacks
Fought grizzlies and won
Smoked horse shit from a pipe
AZQuook was arrested in the port city of Vladivostok 2 weeks ago. He had nothing on him except for a moldy sammich, a photo of Mario Cristobal, a PAC 12 network schedule and a 3rd class railway ticket to Peking. Vladimir wanted you to know that he's now in custody. He's here and he's queer, and he wants him to LEAVE. He wants to calm that place down and get it back to normal. You're making it harder to do so. He's asking you to help him out.
#FreeAZQuook -
It's posts like this that make me consider putting image limits on posts.
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Free @AZDuckDerekJohnson said:It's posts like this that make me consider putting image limits on posts.
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Rent. Free. In your bedroom. And your girl.oregonblitzkrieg said:Just got a call from THE VLAD 5 days ago and told me I was to show up in Siberia.
@StrongArmCobra had stuff to do, so I had him stay with you.
@RuffaloSolider went with me and @StrongArmCobra is staying
with you.
After hanging up on Putin I called Uber and axed them to send us a driver. They sent a short, fat, swarthy fellow named @haie. I tipped him Sven's twenty and he dropped us off at the Aeroflot terminal. We flew to Novosibirsk via Manchester Airport, and rendezvoused with our Russian contact Yevgeny at half past two the next day. He is 6'5" 260 lb former red army ranger and Soviet foosball player. You don't want any in real life.
After a round of vodka and some lap dances at a private club, Yev informed @RuffaloSoldier and I that a prisoner, one AZDuck, had broken out of the gulag several months ago and had gotten lost in the Russian wilderness. He proceeded to recount a harrowing tale of the reprobate's misadventures, which the Spetsnaz has ordered I apprise you of now.
After escaping the gulag AZDuck:
Wandered aimlessly for weeks and weeks
Got plungered by the elements
Gurgled and nearly drowned
Stole a hoss from the Cossacks
Fought grizzlies and won
Smoked horse shit from a pipe
AZQuook was arrested in the port city of Vladivostok 2 weeks ago. He had nothing on him except for a moldy sammich, a photo of Mario Cristobal, a PAC 12 network schedule and a 3rd class railway ticket to Peking. Vladimir wanted you to know that he's now in custody. He's here and he's queer, and he wants him to LEAVE. He wants to calm that place down and get it back to normal. You're making it harder to do so. He's asking you to help him out.
#FreeAZQuook -
Just when I thought OBK was going off the deep end. He makes a surprisingly coherent post.
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If it makes you feel better I'd rather let AZ in in place of your twelve ass.oregonblitzkrieg said:@SECDAWG is gets pardoned 4 times, AZDuck is banished permanently....
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disagreeoregonblitzkrieg said:Just got a call from THE VLAD 5 days ago and told me I was to show up in Siberia.
@StrongArmCobra had stuff to do, so I had him stay with you.
@RuffaloSolider went with me and @StrongArmCobra is staying
with you.
After hanging up on Putin I called Uber and axed them to send us a driver. They sent a short, fat, swarthy fellow named @haie. I tipped him Sven's twenty and he dropped us off at the Aeroflot terminal. We flew to Novosibirsk via Manchester Airport, and rendezvoused with our Russian contact Yevgeny at half past two the next day. He is 6'5" 260 lb former red army ranger and Soviet foosball player. You don't want any in real life.
After a round of vodka and some lap dances at a private club, Yev informed @RuffaloSoldier and I that a prisoner, one AZDuck, had broken out of the gulag several months ago and had gotten lost in the Russian wilderness. He proceeded to recount a harrowing tale of the reprobate's misadventures, which the Spetsnaz has ordered I apprise you of now.
After escaping the gulag AZDuck:
Wandered aimlessly for weeks and weeks
Got plungered by the elements
Gurgled and nearly drowned
Stole a hoss from the Cossacks
Fought grizzlies and won
Smoked horse shit from a pipe
AZQuook was arrested in the port city of Vladivostok 2 weeks ago. He had nothing on him except for a moldy sammich, a photo of Mario Cristobal, a PAC 12 network schedule and a 3rd class railway ticket to Peking. Vladimir wanted you to know that he's now in custody. He's here and he's queer, and he wants him to LEAVE. He wants to calm that place down and get it back to normal. You're making it harder to do so. He's asking you to help him out.
#FreeAZQuook
