PM to Cristoballz



Kill yourself loser.
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Cristobal: 4th down and a cock length to go...???
OC: Let's run pistol and hand it off 81 yards deep with our SECSECSEC O-Line!!!1!!!
Cristobal: Ignore the QB sneak opportunity with our giant human at QB??
OC: YESSS! Lets take our 1st round draft pick and honorable mention QB out of the play before the snap because.....we are Pat Hill TUFF!!
Cristobal: @PurpleJ and @HeNeedsMoreTime Double-whoosh level of brilliance. This is why we Flex Friday after all!
I am convinced Herbert converts that on a sneak lined up like a real QB. Auburn blew up the left side. Center held ground long enough. Still scratching my head on that play call.
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Loved the double timeout where nobody on the entire coaching staff knew that you couldn't sub a guy back in by burning a timeout. That's day one stuff. Not at Oregon evidently. Ship of fools.
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The more Mario forces the talking point about the strong culture and foundation of that team the more he sounds like a girl insisting she’s super emotionally stable
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I'm not crazy, just attracted to difficult men.LoneStarDawg said:The more Mario forces the talking point about the strong culture and foundation of that team the more he sounds like a girl insisting she’s super emotionally stable
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Egregious clock mismanagement down the stretch. Mario gave Gus almost a minute...before losing at the 0:09 mark.
Also, anybody who thinks Herbert is better than Eason is out of their minds. -
TTJ said:
Egregious clock mismanagement down the stretch. Mario gave Gus almost a minute...before losing at the 0:09 mark.
Also, anybody who thinks Herbert is better than Eason is out of their minds. -
My question is why Herbert couldn’t suck up that Knee tap at a critical moment in the game.
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Less sexy, but pont stand
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I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.
Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.
lol
Fuck them.
I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario.
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I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage. -
I believe you're forgetting "God's play."Pitchfork51 said:I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. -
You obviously haven't watched much Cal footballPitchfork51 said:I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage. -
no one hasBearsWiin said:
You obviously haven't watched much Cal footballPitchfork51 said:I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage. -
A simple Chin wasn't enough. This was POTW for me.Pitchfork51 said:
no one hasBearsWiin said:
You obviously haven't watched much Cal footballPitchfork51 said:I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage. -
Do it in a stall at husky stadium like a REAL alcoholic and then pop off!dflea said:I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.
Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.
lol
Fuck them.
I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario. -
YMBNH.backthepack said:
Do it in a stall at husky stadium like a REAL alcoholic and then pop off!dflea said:I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.
Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.
lol
Fuck them.
I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario.
I'm taking the Over on @dflea accomplishing this heroic mission on more than one occasion.
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I stand with the flea
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Does Hec Ed count?backthepack said:
Do it in a stall at husky stadium like a REAL alcoholic and then pop off!dflea said:I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.
Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.
lol
Fuck them.
I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario. -
My brother stole some of the parents booze and brought it to a Varsity Alumni game. We got drunk under the old little scoreboard on the west end zone.
I was in junior high -
Was it worse than Speed Option RightMisterEm said:Cristobal: 4th down and a cock length to go...???
OC: Let's run pistol and hand it off 81 yards deep with our SECSECSEC O-Line!!!1!!!
Cristobal: Ignore the QB sneak opportunity with our giant human at QB??
OC: YESSS! Lets take our 1st round draft pick and honorable mention QB out of the play before the snap because.....we are Pat Hill TUFF!!
Cristobal: @PurpleJ and @HeNeedsMoreTime Double-whoosh level of brilliance. This is why we Flex Friday after all!
I am convinced Herbert converts that on a sneak lined up like a real QB. Auburn blew up the left side. Center held ground long enough. Still scratching my head on that play call. -
YesJaWarrenJaHooker said:
Was it worse than Speed Option RightMisterEm said:Cristobal: 4th down and a cock length to go...???
OC: Let's run pistol and hand it off 81 yards deep with our SECSECSEC O-Line!!!1!!!
Cristobal: Ignore the QB sneak opportunity with our giant human at QB??
OC: YESSS! Lets take our 1st round draft pick and honorable mention QB out of the play before the snap because.....we are Pat Hill TUFF!!
Cristobal: @PurpleJ and @HeNeedsMoreTime Double-whoosh level of brilliance. This is why we Flex Friday after all!
I am convinced Herbert converts that on a sneak lined up like a real QB. Auburn blew up the left side. Center held ground long enough. Still scratching my head on that play call. -
Not gonna lie. Wood. Even with concussive symptoms. Kind of like a natural roofie.Swaye said:This is how you looked coaching in the 4th quarter.
Kill yourself loser.
Wait...what?!?
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I agree with you. Jack Lockner trying that at Notre Dame disagrees.Pitchfork51 said:I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage. -
In a stall? No. He's got me there. I have yet to go down in the stadium. I've gone down prior to the game before, and been carried out a few times, but passing out in a stall sounds like poor planning to me. I do have UW t-shirts with fish blood splatter on them that are older than btp is, though.pawz said:
YMBNH.backthepack said:
Do it in a stall at husky stadium like a REAL alcoholic and then pop off!dflea said:I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.
Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.
lol
Fuck them.
I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario.
I'm taking the Over on @dflea accomplishing this heroic mission on more than one occasion.
I admire him taking this shit seriously. If he's taking it to pass-out-in-a-shitter levels, then I tip my hat to his level of effort.
If this is what btp is doing for Eastern, I can't imagine what's in store for the duck game. -
GrundleStiltzkin said:
YesJaWarrenJaHooker said:
Was it worse than Speed Option RightMisterEm said:Cristobal: 4th down and a cock length to go...???
OC: Let's run pistol and hand it off 81 yards deep with our SECSECSEC O-Line!!!1!!!
Cristobal: Ignore the QB sneak opportunity with our giant human at QB??
OC: YESSS! Lets take our 1st round draft pick and honorable mention QB out of the play before the snap because.....we are Pat Hill TUFF!!
Cristobal: @PurpleJ and @HeNeedsMoreTime Double-whoosh level of brilliance. This is why we Flex Friday after all!
I am convinced Herbert converts that on a sneak lined up like a real QB. Auburn blew up the left side. Center held ground long enough. Still scratching my head on that play call.
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Deathdflea said:
In a stall? No. He's got me there. I have yet to go down in the stadium. I've gone down prior to the game before, and been carried out a few times, but passing out in a stall sounds like poor planning to me. I do have UW t-shirts with fish blood splatter on them that are older than btp is, though.pawz said:
YMBNH.backthepack said:
Do it in a stall at husky stadium like a REAL alcoholic and then pop off!dflea said:I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.
Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.
lol
Fuck them.
I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario.
I'm taking the Over on @dflea accomplishing this heroic mission on more than one occasion.
I admire him taking this shit seriously. If he's taking it to pass-out-in-a-shitter levels, then I tip my hat to his level of effort.
If this is what btp is doing for Eastern, I can't imagine what's in store for the duck game. -
UW went to the QB sneak well one too many tims and it cost us on fourth down against Oregon last year as well.theknowledge said:
I agree with you. Jack Lockner trying that at Notre Dame disagrees.Pitchfork51 said:I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage.
It can be stopped. It's still a very high percentage play. -
Risky thing to do during prohibition.RaceBannon said:My brother stole some of the parents booze and brought it to a Varsity Alumni game. We got drunk under the old little scoreboard on the west end zone.
I was in junior high