PM to Cristoballz

Swaye

This is how you looked coaching in the 4th quarter.



Kill yourself loser.

MisterEm

Cristobal: 4th down and a cock length to go...???

OC: Let's run pistol and hand it off 81 yards deep with our SECSECSEC O-Line!!!1!!!

Cristobal: Ignore the QB sneak opportunity with our giant human at QB??

OC: YESSS! Lets take our 1st round draft pick and honorable mention QB out of the play before the snap because.....we are Pat Hill TUFF!!

Cristobal: @PurpleJ and @HeNeedsMoreTime Double-whoosh level of brilliance. This is why we Flex Friday after all!



I am convinced Herbert converts that on a sneak lined up like a real QB. Auburn blew up the left side. Center held ground long enough. Still scratching my head on that play call.

Swaye

Loved the double timeout where nobody on the entire coaching staff knew that you couldn't sub a guy back in by burning a timeout. That's day one stuff. Not at Oregon evidently. Ship of fools.

LoneStarDawg

The more Mario forces the talking point about the strong culture and foundation of that team the more he sounds like a girl insisting she’s super emotionally stable

MisterEm

LoneStarDawg said:

The more Mario forces the talking point about the strong culture and foundation of that team the more he sounds like a girl insisting she’s super emotionally stable

I'm not crazy, just attracted to difficult men.

TTJ

Egregious clock mismanagement down the stretch. Mario gave Gus almost a minute...before losing at the 0:09 mark.

Also, anybody who thinks Herbert is better than Eason is out of their minds.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TTJ said:

Egregious clock mismanagement down the stretch. Mario gave Gus almost a minute...before losing at the 0:09 mark.

Also, anybody who thinks Herbert is better than Eason is out of their minds.

Gilbystaint

My question is why Herbert couldn’t suck up that Knee tap at a critical moment in the game.

FireCohen

Less sexy, but pont stand

dflea

I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.

Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.

lol

Fuck them.

I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario.

Pitchfork51

I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage.

DugtheDoog

Pitchfork51 said:

I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football.

I believe you're forgetting "God's play."

BearsWiin

Pitchfork51 said:

I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage.

You obviously haven't watched much Cal football

Pitchfork51

BearsWiin said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage.

You obviously haven't watched much Cal football

no one has

1to392831weretaken

Pitchfork51 said:

BearsWiin said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I hate any coach that runs a play other than a qb sneak when needing less than a yard.
It works 100 percent of the time. It's the best play in football. You have to be an arrogant faggot to think you can call a better play than lunging forward with a half second timing advantage.

You obviously haven't watched much Cal football

no one has

A simple Chin wasn't enough. This was POTW for me.

backthepack

dflea said:

I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.

Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.

lol

Fuck them.

I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario.

Do it in a stall at husky stadium like a REAL alcoholic and then pop off!

pawz

backthepack said:

dflea said:

I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.

Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.

lol

Fuck them.

I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario.

Do it in a stall at husky stadium like a REAL alcoholic and then pop off!

YMBNH.

I'm taking the Over on @dflea accomplishing this heroic mission on more than one occasion.

Pitchfork51

I stand with the flea

UW_Doog_Bot

backthepack said:

dflea said:

I got all kinds of fucked up yesterday and wound up passing out before the end of the Oregon game. The Ducks looked like they had the upper hand when the lights went out for me.

Woke up several hours later, staggered out to to front room and kitchen to find some fud, and turned on the TV. Found out that Oregon was able to find a way to lose.

lol

Fuck them.

I'm glad to hear it was stupid playcalling and piss poor time management that was to blame. Nice work, Mario.

Do it in a stall at husky stadium like a REAL alcoholic and then pop off!

Does Hec Ed count?

RaceBannon

My brother stole some of the parents booze and brought it to a Varsity Alumni game. We got drunk under the old little scoreboard on the west end zone.

I was in junior high

JaWarrenJaHooker

MisterEm said:

Cristobal: 4th down and a cock length to go...???

OC: Let's run pistol and hand it off 81 yards deep with our SECSECSEC O-Line!!!1!!!

Cristobal: Ignore the QB sneak opportunity with our giant human at QB??

OC: YESSS! Lets take our 1st round draft pick and honorable mention QB out of the play before the snap because.....we are Pat Hill TUFF!!

Cristobal: @PurpleJ and @HeNeedsMoreTime Double-whoosh level of brilliance. This is why we Flex Friday after all!



I am convinced Herbert converts that on a sneak lined up like a real QB. Auburn blew up the left side. Center held ground long enough. Still scratching my head on that play call.

Was it worse than Speed Option Right