Tafisi looked like he was going to straight up decap some people on the field today.
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Came for the Tafisi talk stayed for the episiotomy.
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What the fuck is this thread lol
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Needs to be moved to the pregnant sex bored. Mods?!?Gladstone said:What the fuck is this thread lol
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I imagine being hit by Tafisi is like being hit by a fire hydrant
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Husky success hasn’t killed us? yet.1to392831weretaken said:
There's been a lot of those this week.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Crane TMNT reference brought this over the top for me. POTW.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
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This is pretty much my experience.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
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Also, don't make jokes about it being too late to push her down the stairs. The wife still laughs about how they almost reported me for that particular joke.USMChawk said:Oh, if she has an episiotomy, don’t ask the doctor to throw in a couple of extra stitches. I made that joke and it was not well received.
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Get back on topic btp.backthepack said:I imagine being hit by Tafisi is like being hit by a fire hydrant
Delapated after baby pink taco is what’s going on.
Luckily, for my 4.2 inches of thunder, TOF didn’t naturally bring any of these heathens into the world.
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@swaye I hope you didn’t off yourself after reading all of this.
Just remember a good plastic surgeon can fix anything and considering you’re termite rich and she’s just rich, I think things will be ok.
🤣 ya, right... poor bastard.
