We always lose to Cal...
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We have lots of retards so I'm not surprised.Gwad said: -
That’s bullshit. We all know that sundevils drink but the study part I don’t believe.Pitchfork51 said: -
Jimmy Lake thought he did all right as scout team QB last year... just sayin'FirePete said:i am actually curious to see if what skinny can do against a fairly talented DB group
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Is that Baccelia? I think he busted double-coverage. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Chico open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Jacob Eason. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't Jake Browning running this offense. Sexy Jacob's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Eastern cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that senile, golden locked loser in the wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Jacob fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Jacob Eason we’re talking about here. We’re talking 227 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Easonettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business. -
I love you so much right now.RedRocket said:Is that Baccelia? I think he busted double-coverage. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Chico open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Jacob Eason. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't Jake Browning running this offense. Sexy Jacob's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Eastern cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that senile, golden locked loser in the wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Jacob fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Jacob Eason we’re talking about here. We’re talking 227 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Easonettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business. -
POTDRedRocket said:Is that Baccelia? I think he busted double-coverage. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Chico open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Jacob Eason. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't Jake Browning running this offense. Sexy Jacob's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Eastern cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that senile, golden locked loser in the wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Jacob fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Jacob Eason we’re talking about here. We’re talking 227 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Easonettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business. -
Is this Jay Cutler or Rex Grossman copy pasta? I can't remember where it started. I want to say Rex.RedRocket said:Is that Baccelia? I think he busted double-coverage. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield.
Yeah, I see Chico open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Jacob Eason. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.
What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't Jake Browning running this offense. Sexy Jacob's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Eastern cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that senile, golden locked loser in the wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Jacob fastball. Why? Because I can.
This is Jacob Eason we’re talking about here. We’re talking 227 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Easonettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business. -
So cal wins 7-6?GreenRiverGatorz said:
Chase Garbers looks like a poor man's Browning, as if that was possible. I'm not telling you anything new here, but holy shit your offense is a disgraceful mess.nycgobears said:Cal’s offense is straight garbage again. We gonna get our butts kicked in Seattle.
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This guy is overcompensating because he looks the way he does. Cal went 7-6 and lost the Cheez It Bowl last year.Gwad said:
