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Tafisi looked like he was going to straight up decap some people on the field today.
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Agreed. We actually made my son happen with some late-third trimesterBleachedAnusDawg said:
It slows down the final trimester, but around the due date she'll want it every day to get the pregnancy over with.Swaye said:deepshallow dickin'. -
I went through this 3 times. It doesn't get easierUSMChawk said:
Enjoy that because those titties belong to the rug rat for the next 6-12 months. You’re about to learn all about chafed nipples & blocked milk ducts. Not to mention the cooch is offline for about 6 weeks while it heals so the best you can hope for is an unenthusiastic blowie. On the bright side, you’ll be too fucking tired to care.vadawg said:
BAnus is right. The last month she'll be grabbing cock constantly in hopes of inducing. Grab those titties and nipples as much as possible, they'll start to squirt which will get her fucking going.Swaye said:
The first few years go so slowly but then it all just accelerates and is over. We just packed our youngest off to college and are now semi-empty nesters. I give it about two more weeks until my wife stabs me in the neck, in my sleep.
Seriously though, enjoy it. Being a parent is awesome. Other people’s kids are fucking miserable little fucks but your own are incredible. -
I get mild anxiety reading you fuckers talk about marriage and kids.
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There is so much wisdom on HH buried under thinly veiled threats, calls for genocide, tits, gay jokes and general loathing.
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Put her ass up on a pillow and hammer down until she goes into labor. Of course I give this advice though I couldn't follow it myself. If you can then you're a better husband than I was. The last five months were all about late night cinemax and a load sock for me.Swaye said:
We made it just over a year following the birth of my one kid, for the record. Pregnancy and post pregnancy were too much for me. Do better. -
Never thought I'd see middle aged dad advice on how to jerk off into socks while the milk-leaking wife's tits are out of commission, but here we are.Swaye said:There is so much wisdom on HH buried under thinly veiled threats, calls for genocide, tits, gay jokes and general loathing.
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New bored motto?GreenRiverGatorz said:
Never thought I'd see middle aged dad advice on how to jerk off into socks while the milk-leaking wife's tits are out of commission, but here we are.Swaye said:There is so much wisdom on HH buried under thinly veiled threats, calls for genocide, tits, gay jokes and general loathing.
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Some of the best sex is when the wifey was preggo. It's like "well, I'm not going to get pregnant so yeah sure ...."
And you fuckers. I've been through it 4 times.
Where's my "no prize"?
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HH is real life. Not just a bunch of boring football hawt take like other sites.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Never thought I'd see middle aged dad advice on how to jerk off into socks while the milk-leaking wife's tits are out of commission, but here we are.Swaye said:There is so much wisdom on HH buried under thinly veiled threats, calls for genocide, tits, gay jokes and general loathing.
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Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
Good luck!
