Tafisi looked like he was going to straight up decap some people on the field today.
Is there a list anywhere of all the players that got first-time action?
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Simon looked like a stud too. Tafisi looked great
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Simon's looked like a stud for 20 years but he is class of 2021.BeerThirty said:Simon looked like a stud too. Tafisi looked great
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Tafisi was the revelation that made sure CLS got dicked down hard last night.
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Isn’t she due soon?Swaye said:Tafisi was the revelation that made sure CLS got dicked down hard last night.
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It slows down the final trimester, but around the due date she'll want it every day to get the pregnancy over with.Swaye said: -
I'm too lazy to find my posts on this kid but.....I stated way back when he committed that he was the recruit I was most excited about in the class. The kid ran with absolute abandon and hit like a fucking Mac Truck....especially for his size! It's good to see I was right at least once in my life.
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BAnus is right. The last month she'll be grabbing cock constantly in hopes of inducing. Grab those titties and nipples as much as possible, they'll start to squirt which will get her fucking going.Swaye said: -
Enjoy that because those titties belong to the rug rat for the next 6-12 months. You’re about to learn all about chafed nipples & blocked milk ducts. Not to mention the cooch is offline for about 6 weeks while it heals so the best you can hope for is an unenthusiastic blowie. On the bright side, you’ll be too fucking tired to care.vadawg said:
BAnus is right. The last month she'll be grabbing cock constantly in hopes of inducing. Grab those titties and nipples as much as possible, they'll start to squirt which will get her fucking going.Swaye said:
The first few years go so slowly but then it all just accelerates and is over. We just packed our youngest off to college and are now semi-empty nesters. I give it about two more weeks until my wife stabs me in the neck, in my sleep.
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Agree on both the assessment at the time and being too lazy to find it.vadawg said:I'm too lazy to find my posts on this kid but.....I stated way back when he committed that he was the recruit I was most excited about in the class. The kid ran with absolute abandon and hit like a fucking Mac Truck....especially for his size! It's good to see I was right at least once in my life.
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Agreed. We actually made my son happen with some late-third trimesterBleachedAnusDawg said:
It slows down the final trimester, but around the due date she'll want it every day to get the pregnancy over with.Swaye said:deepshallow dickin'. -
I went through this 3 times. It doesn't get easierUSMChawk said:
Enjoy that because those titties belong to the rug rat for the next 6-12 months. You’re about to learn all about chafed nipples & blocked milk ducts. Not to mention the cooch is offline for about 6 weeks while it heals so the best you can hope for is an unenthusiastic blowie. On the bright side, you’ll be too fucking tired to care.vadawg said:
BAnus is right. The last month she'll be grabbing cock constantly in hopes of inducing. Grab those titties and nipples as much as possible, they'll start to squirt which will get her fucking going.Swaye said:
The first few years go so slowly but then it all just accelerates and is over. We just packed our youngest off to college and are now semi-empty nesters. I give it about two more weeks until my wife stabs me in the neck, in my sleep.
Seriously though, enjoy it. Being a parent is awesome. Other people’s kids are fucking miserable little fucks but your own are incredible. -
I get mild anxiety reading you fuckers talk about marriage and kids.
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There is so much wisdom on HH buried under thinly veiled threats, calls for genocide, tits, gay jokes and general loathing.
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Put her ass up on a pillow and hammer down until she goes into labor. Of course I give this advice though I couldn't follow it myself. If you can then you're a better husband than I was. The last five months were all about late night cinemax and a load sock for me.Swaye said:
We made it just over a year following the birth of my one kid, for the record. Pregnancy and post pregnancy were too much for me. Do better. -
Never thought I'd see middle aged dad advice on how to jerk off into socks while the milk-leaking wife's tits are out of commission, but here we are.Swaye said:There is so much wisdom on HH buried under thinly veiled threats, calls for genocide, tits, gay jokes and general loathing.
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New bored motto?GreenRiverGatorz said:
Never thought I'd see middle aged dad advice on how to jerk off into socks while the milk-leaking wife's tits are out of commission, but here we are.Swaye said:There is so much wisdom on HH buried under thinly veiled threats, calls for genocide, tits, gay jokes and general loathing.
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Some of the best sex is when the wifey was preggo. It's like "well, I'm not going to get pregnant so yeah sure ...."
And you fuckers. I've been through it 4 times.
Where's my "no prize"?
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HH is real life. Not just a bunch of boring football hawt take like other sites.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Never thought I'd see middle aged dad advice on how to jerk off into socks while the milk-leaking wife's tits are out of commission, but here we are.Swaye said:There is so much wisdom on HH buried under thinly veiled threats, calls for genocide, tits, gay jokes and general loathing.
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Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
Good luck!
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Something that may surprise folks is that this is normal, whether literally or figuratively.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
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Oh, if she has an episiotomy, don’t ask the doctor to throw in a couple of extra stitches. I made that joke and it was not well received.
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Possibly the most sound advice on this thread.USMChawk said:Oh, if she has an episiotomy, don’t ask the doctor to throw in a couple of extra stitches. I made that joke and it was not well received.
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Can confirmMad_Son said:
Something that may surprise folks is that this is normal, whether literally or figuratively.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
Good luck! -
Agreed. Every time they talk about fatherhood, wives beginning to hate them, etc., I start stressing out.PostGameOrangeSlices said:I get mild anxiety reading you fuckers talk about marriage and kids.
So. Much. Work.
That said, I just booked another all-inclusive vacation.
I'll think of all you poor fucks while I'm getting hammered every day for a week in the tropics.
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DoogCourics said:
Agreed. Every time they talk about fatherhood, wives beginning to hate them, etc., I start stressing out.PostGameOrangeSlices said:I get mild anxiety reading you fuckers talk about marriage and kids.
So. Much. Work.
That said, I just booked another all-inclusive vacation.
I'll think of all you poor fucks while I'm getting hammered every day for a week in the tropics.
Word of advice new fish, because you're probably even younger than I am, but don't flex the wealth on this forum. Old fuckers like Race and Damone spend your salary on weed and blow on a bi weekly basis. -
Wasn't flexing the wealth. Was more of flexing that because I lack the biological drive to reproduce, I do not have to feed/cloth/raise children who suck my bank account dry.PostGameOrangeSlices said:DoogCourics said:
Agreed. Every time they talk about fatherhood, wives beginning to hate them, etc., I start stressing out.PostGameOrangeSlices said:I get mild anxiety reading you fuckers talk about marriage and kids.
So. Much. Work.
That said, I just booked another all-inclusive vacation.
I'll think of all you poor fucks while I'm getting hammered every day for a week in the tropics.
Word of advice new fish, because you're probably even younger than I am, but don't flex the wealth on this forum. Old fuckers like Race and Damone spend your salary on weed and blow on a bi weekly basis.
Thus, money for vacations and club husky.
"Poor fucks" was not in reference to being actually poor, but a reference to having responsibilities and limitations my wife and I lack. -
SO MUCH THIS!!! Stay next to her head, say 'yall do what you do best', and avoid that side. No need seeing that battle if you ever want to go back.AtomicDawg said:
I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit.
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Crane TMNT reference brought this over the top for me. POTW.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
Good luck! -
There's been a lot of those this week.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Crane TMNT reference brought this over the top for me. POTW.AtomicDawg said:Every girl is different. But i Got it as much as I wanted all the way up until the end. When the baby is about to come they literally can’t move. Can’t. Sleep. But there is truth to when they want baby to come out they will just lay and let you pound them with hopes of going into labor.
After pregnancy is hard though. It is literally like a small Grenade goes off between their legs. I had no idea how messy it was til my first born. Unless you are really wanting to, stay away from that side of the curtain unless you are ready to see some shit. Anyways that stuff all has to heal after pregnancy so expect to wait.
Also the placenta is weird and huge. It looks like crane from ninja turtles.
Good luck!
