ANNUAL FUND DRIVE (Updated 8-5-2019)
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For christ sake, throw a tub or two of Phish Food in the freezer before you go.Swaye said:I leave for Qatar tomorrow and will be on here and there over the next two weeks. Please continue giving if you haven't already.
@creepycoug the Cuban traitor.
Dong is about 10 1/2 inches as I leave. So great job. We are basically Ron Jeremy this year. Let's go for Mandingo and hit 12 inches.
Live look at @Doog_de_Jour
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Put your credit card info in the comment box and we'll take care of it for you.TrumpsWall said:I’m dum. Where is the link for me to throw my money away at?
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It's hard.TrumpsWall said:I’m dum. Where is the link for me to throw my money away at?
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we just hit 11 inches. @Doog_de_Jour weeps for joy.
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Don't stop til you reach the back of her teeth.Swaye said:we just hit 11 inches. @Doog_de_Jour weeps for joy.
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MisterEm said:
Don't stop til you reach the back of her teeth.Swaye said:we just hit 11 inches. @Doog_de_Jour weeps for joy.
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I love that I get FREE PUB on the condom dong meter!UW_Doog_Bot said:Here you go you gay degenerates. I'm not sure if this is *better or *worse than the circle jerk tournament.
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If you haven't joined the Wam at this point you must be dumb. The amount of chinside info and great premium content is off the fucking charts. Stop being losers.
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This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said: -
Can we make a subforum called EBros and put Hondo in charge?dirtysouwfdawg said:
This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said: -
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EBros?Swaye said:
Can we make a subforum called EBros and put Hondo in charge?dirtysouwfdawg said:
This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said:
We do need a mental health bored and an I hate my life bored. I will be in charge of both. I do also know someone who would volunteer to run a bored all about drugs. -
I'm pretty sure they eventually figured out these were "girl inches" i.e. self reported guesses that were way off, and when women guessed too high, their partner never corrected them. Because we're not THAT dumb.dirtysouwfdawg said:
This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said:
The idea that about 2/3 are unacceptable and less than 1% are in the Goldilocks (Goldicocks?) zone is comical. But at 11" apparently this forum hangs some serious dong so congrats, and Ts & Ps to your lady's cervix. -
Things guys in the E zone say.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I'm pretty sure they eventually figured out these were "girl inches" i.e. self reported guesses that were way off, and when women guessed too high, their partner never corrected them. Because we're not THAT dumb.dirtysouwfdawg said:
This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said:
The idea that about 2/3 are unacceptable and less than 1% are in the Goldilocks (Goldicocks?) zone is comical. But at 11" apparently this forum hangs some serious dong so congrats, and Ts & Ps to your lady's cervix. -
Irony of my life?Swaye said:
Things guys in the E zone say.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I'm pretty sure they eventually figured out these were "girl inches" i.e. self reported guesses that were way off, and when women guessed too high, their partner never corrected them. Because we're not THAT dumb.dirtysouwfdawg said:
This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said:
The idea that about 2/3 are unacceptable and less than 1% are in the Goldilocks (Goldicocks?) zone is comical. But at 11" apparently this forum hangs some serious dong so congrats, and Ts & Ps to your lady's cervix.
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Looking at last year's donor dong, LOT of 5.2" in that same zone... Or did the pills actually work this Tim?Swaye said:
Things guys in the E zone say.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I'm pretty sure they eventually figured out these were "girl inches" i.e. self reported guesses that were way off, and when women guessed too high, their partner never corrected them. Because we're not THAT dumb.dirtysouwfdawg said:
This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said:
The idea that about 2/3 are unacceptable and less than 1% are in the Goldilocks (Goldicocks?) zone is comical. But at 11" apparently this forum hangs some serious dong so congrats, and Ts & Ps to your lady's cervix.
I'm just waiting for death and don't need it any more but there doesn't seem to be a way to will extra inches to fellow Wam members. Sad! -
Team E!YellowSnow said:
Irony of my life?Swaye said:
Things guys in the E zone say.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I'm pretty sure they eventually figured out these were "girl inches" i.e. self reported guesses that were way off, and when women guessed too high, their partner never corrected them. Because we're not THAT dumb.dirtysouwfdawg said:
This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said:
The idea that about 2/3 are unacceptable and less than 1% are in the Goldilocks (Goldicocks?) zone is comical. But at 11" apparently this forum hangs some serious dong so congrats, and Ts & Ps to your lady's cervix.
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Must suck to have to rationalize not getting a lot of return business from customers.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I'm pretty sure they eventually figured out these were "girl inches" i.e. self reported guesses that were way off, and when women guessed too high, their partner never corrected them. Because we're not THAT dumb.dirtysouwfdawg said:
This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said:
The idea that about 2/3 are unacceptable and less than 1% are in the Goldilocks (Goldicocks?) zone is comical. But at 11" apparently this forum hangs some serious dong so congrats, and Ts & Ps to your lady's cervix. -
Stop measuring from your asshole, asshole, and cum join Team E!UW_Doog_Bot said:
Must suck to have to rationalize not getting a lot of return business from customers.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I'm pretty sure they eventually figured out these were "girl inches" i.e. self reported guesses that were way off, and when women guessed too high, their partner never corrected them. Because we're not THAT dumb.dirtysouwfdawg said:
This makes me want to drink bleachMad_Son said:
The idea that about 2/3 are unacceptable and less than 1% are in the Goldilocks (Goldicocks?) zone is comical. But at 11" apparently this forum hangs some serious dong so congrats, and Ts & Ps to your lady's cervix.
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We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!
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Does @AcropolisJr have a wam yet? If not I'll pick that discount one up for him. Lmk.Swaye said:We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!
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What’s a wam...?UW_Doog_Bot said:
Does @AcropolisJr have a wam yet? If not I'll pick that discount one up for him. Lmk.Swaye said:We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!
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AcropolisJr said:
What’s a wam...?UW_Doog_Bot said:
Does @AcropolisJr have a wam yet? If not I'll pick that discount one up for him. Lmk.Swaye said:We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!
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It’s like the Acropolis (RIP)AcropolisJr said:
What’s a wam...?UW_Doog_Bot said:
Does @AcropolisJr have a wam yet? If not I'll pick that discount one up for him. Lmk.Swaye said:We are at 11.5 inches. One 65 dollar half price Wam still exists courtesy of @Emoterman so get that 65 bucks in and claim your spot!
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Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.
I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.
'Murica
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Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.Swaye said:
Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.
I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.
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He just made $12K. You think he gives two fucks about your money? You've been saying the same thing for months. Why would you think anything will change now?FirePete said:
Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.Swaye said:
Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.
I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.
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caz i am insaneDoogCourics said:
He just made $12K. You think he gives two fucks about your money? You've been saying the same thing for months. Why would you think anything will change now?FirePete said:
Stalin free @AZDuck, will send the donation.Swaye said:
Welp, last day of the fund drive and first day of the season! We? raised $11,788 bucks. Just shy of 12 inches but I have no doubt @Doog_de_Jour will be satisfied. Fantastic work this year you slovenly dirtbags. I am most impressed, and even Stalin told me in the latest Politburo meeting that nobody has to go to the gulag next week.
I will be moving this to Classics next week. Seriously great showing this year all, and I would expect some graphics upgrades and other things in the coming year. Also, Derek and I will be taking that sex tour of Prague so we should get AIDS. Which is nice.
'Murica
