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"Seriously, Commander, Im aroused."
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Even though it was pretty staged I liked it and thought Petersen’s personality showed through.
And if Race is dooging hard, I’m a believer. We will beat Cal. Probably lose to eastern, but Cal is a win.
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He parks at MY dock which is cool.
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Nominated, 5 starred, kudo'd, rec'd, upvoted and chincredibled.ExtraChrisB said:This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
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UW_Doog_Bot said:
I did not click on this thread expecting sincerity. I'm still paranoid that I'm being wooshed somehow.
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If “sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work” is what you meant for “browse the freshly drawn hieroglyphics as they dried on the papyrus”, then yeah, that probably was you as a young project manager.RaceBannon said:
Post of the dayExtraChrisB said:This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
And me as a young project manager -
I like to call that Monday- Thursday.ExtraChrisB said:This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
Friday I “work” from home. -
Clearly written by an amateur.ExtraChrisB said:This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
Everyone knows you get the sausage biscuit ... grease and carbs are the best solution for a hangover. Not a fucking McGriddle -
WTFAY???!topdawgnc said:
Clearly written by an amateur.ExtraChrisB said:This video makes it painfully obvious why a guy like Sark would never come anywhere close to having the level of success as we're seeing now. Pete left his house at 6am, leaves at 9pm. Not a fucking chance Sark is in there putting in 15 hour days, every single day.
A day in the life of Sark would've looked something like this...
8am: Wake up in a daze and search for a bottle of water. Fuck a shower, we're late, throw a hat on and get out the door.
8:15am: McDonald's drive thru for a mcgriddle and coffee, two hashbrowns.
8:35am: Show up at the office, sit at computer, browse the web and pretend to work.
10am: Meet with coaches, scribble a practice plan on a pad of paper.
11am: Hit on hot intern staffer and have her get pre-practice lunch.
Noon: practice
3pm: Half ass some recruiting calls, scroll scout.com for potential prospects
4pm: Good work today boys. Who's in for happy hour at Joey's?
1:30am: Scrape the side of the car pulling into the garage.
Do it all again tomorrow.
Everyone knows you get the sausage biscuit ... grease and carbs are the best solution for a hangover. Not a fucking McGriddle
Also, that is 100% correct
