Cobra Ballz, 2021 0.3* CUCK, Gorst (Sarklick), WA (COMMITTED)

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RaceBannon

Most uber drivers I know wouldn't hurt a fly

Woof

Sure, Ballz was different, but I for one will miss him. I'm guessing I'm in the minority on this one though (no pun intended).

chuck

Sure, Ballz was different, but I for one will miss him. I'm guessing I'm in the minority on this one though (no pun intended).

Minority yes but you're not completely alone. I'm back and forth on Ballz and have mixed feelings about how he died.

Emoterman

Sure, Ballz was different, but I for one will miss him. I'm guessing I'm in the minority on this one though (no pun intended).

He had many legitimately good takes, and I would argue still overall an asset to the bored. Real god only knows why he needed to die on every hill... To the extent you almost had to accept they were troll jobs, but I think he was just epically insecure.

Woof

Sure, Ballz was different, but I for one will miss him. I'm guessing I'm in the minority on this one though (no pun intended).
He had many legitimately good takes, and I would argue still overall an asset to the bored. Real god only knows why he needed to die on every hill... To the extent you almost had to accept they were troll jobs, but I think he was just epically insecure.

This is my read too. You could tell he took each instance of criticism very personally, which doesn't really fit this place. I've disagreed with him before and it didn't blow up, but I'm usually pretty mellow with my critiques.

backthepack

Just shows what racist hell hole is. We banned probably only “sell proclaimed” black poster. Way to be HH, staying on brand
Ballz is as black as Rachel Dolezal.
Yes it does. The degrees from the University of Washington Bothell or Tacoma are exactly the same as the ones from Seattle campus. They don't say "University of Washington-Bothell" or "University of Washington-Tacoma" on them. They just say "University of Washington" and the course requirements for each degree offered are the same. Many of my professors taught their same course at the Seattle campus as well. Where are you going to school by the way? Some school in bum fuck nowhere nobody cares about? I'm not even a school snob but you sure seem to be.

Hahaha some of my best work to get that out of him

DoogCourics

Sure, Ballz was different, but I for one will miss him. I'm guessing I'm in the minority on this one though (no pun intended).

When he was dialed in, he had great poasts. Solid recruiting insights, film breakdown, etc.

The majority of the time though he was an insufferable cunt who would double down on shit takes even when proven wrong.

I liked him when he was dialed in. I just felt that was rare. He seems young though. He will grow in time.

dnc

He’s probably the worst poster we’ve ever had on a per post basis. Horridly bad hit rate, complete inability to acknowledge even the possibility he could be wrong and an insistence in always having the last (hysterically inaccurate) word. Also went after Kalepo.

And we?re mourning his loss?

This place is getting soft.

dirtysouwfdawg

Mental health is not a laughing matter, bi-polar is a bitch.

H_D

Sure, Ballz was different, but I for one will miss him. I'm guessing I'm in the minority on this one though (no pun intended).
Minority yes but you're not completely alone. I'm back and forth on Ballz and have mixed feelings about how he died.

chuck

Sure, Ballz was different, but I for one will miss him. I'm guessing I'm in the minority on this one though (no pun intended).
Minority yes but you're not completely alone. I'm back and forth on Ballz and have mixed feelings about how he died.

I'd like to lodge a formal complaint that I can't use both the fuck off and chin buttons on the same post. @stalin

PurpleJ

Should be Fircrest. Ballz loves being from Fircrest

Wouldn’t last five seconds on my block.

DerekJohnson

Most uber drivers I know wouldn't hurt a fly

some of my best friends are Uber drivers

EsophagealFeces

Fuck that guy. Easily the most obnoxious person I’ve experienced in my years here. I look forward to opening a thread with 40 new posts and knowing that 30 of them won’t be his cunty ass dying on a hill that has nothing to do with the fucking thread. I hope he sits on a rusty conical cheese grater.

FireCohen

He’s probably the worst poster we’ve ever had on a per post basis. Horridly bad hit rate, complete inability to acknowledge even the possibility he could be wrong and an insistence in always having the last (hysterically inaccurate) word. Also went after Kalepo.

And we?re mourning his loss?

This place is getting soft.

hurful

GreenRiverGatorz

He’s probably the worst poster we’ve ever had on a per post basis. Horridly bad hit rate, complete inability to acknowledge even the possibility he could be wrong and an insistence in always having the last (hysterically inaccurate) word. Also went after Kalepo.

And we?re mourning his loss?

This place is getting soft.

Without a doubt. But his shitty posting is part of what made him so entertaining. You knew you were watching a train wreck every time and each one more glorious than the last.

NoWarningJustDawg

I find train wrecks like Ballz tedious, not the least bit glorious, and he's the second biggest reason it took so long for me to sign up. I know no one cares, who the fuck am I anyway, but I do care. He's cringey and almost a caricature, but can't seem to help himself so I just stayed away. Get enough of his kind of dumbfuckery and you don't have a forum anyone wants to visit.

creepycoug

Just stop. JFC. He was a dumb cocksucker who guessed and screamed. Anybody can look up bios on HS kids. Show me a post where he made a non-obvious call on a recruit.

He knew next to nothing about Washington FB history, and his take on O'Dea and Belleuve exposed him for a complete poser on his knowledge of the local recruiting landscape. More generally, his inability to logically track any line of discourse indicates that he may have a legitimate cognitive processing issue. And he was a little PC millennial pussy.

His only redeeming value was that when I told him to jump, he always responded with great enthusiasm. I'll give him credit for that and that only.

I smile at knowing that he's reading this and screaming out loud with no ability to respond. For now.

Nowarning ^ hit the nail on the head: you get a half dozen of those guys and it's straight chaos and the bored dies. Think of me as pest control. You're welcome for my service.

greenblood

Ahmed > Gaskin pretty much ended any credibility he had left.

creepycoug

Is Haie banned, too?
Different guy

They both responded quite reasonably when I accused them of being the same guy.

There were one or two coincidences that made it seem as though they were one in the same.

I guess I was wrong.