My thoughts on the state of 2020 recruiting (long)
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DoogCourics said:
You know why I do it right?Swaye said:How long are we going to keep bumping the "I'm a huge dumbass" post?
Oh and.....
Who are we if we don’t mock the dumb opinions of our peers?
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Probably as long as you are circle jerk poster champion of the worldSwaye said:How long are we going to keep bumping the "I'm a huge dumbass" post?
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WOOD Kat Dennings.Swaye said:DoogCourics said:
You know why I do it right?Swaye said:How long are we going to keep bumping the "I'm a huge dumbass" post?
Oh and.....
Who are we if we don’t mock the dumb opinions of our peers?
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DoogCourics said:
You know why I do it right?Swaye said:How long are we going to keep bumping the "I'm a huge dumbass" post?
Oh and.....
Who are we if we don’t mock the dumb opinions of our peers?
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Question from a recruiting data n00b... how do you get this version of the 247 rankings... I mean how do I view it on the 247 site?DoogCourics said:
When I go there it is the list that shows us at 16, but I like this version much better. I know one version is the composite and one is something else, but I don't see the link that lets me switch between them. -
delete composite from the urluzi said:
Question from a recruiting data n00b... how do you get this version of the 247 rankings... I mean how do I view it on the 247 site?DoogCourics said:
When I go there it is the list that shows us at 16, but I like this version much better. I know one version is the composite and one is something else, but I don't see the link that lets me switch between them. -
I wondered the same thing, @uzi ... so I axed Courics about it in another thread and he was kind enough to respond.uzi said:
Question from a recruiting data n00b... how do you get this version of the 247 rankings... I mean how do I view it on the 247 site?DoogCourics said:
When I go there it is the list that shows us at 16, but I like this version much better. I know one version is the composite and one is something else, but I don't see the link that lets me switch between them.
Apparently you just go to the ‘team rankings’ then delete ‘composite’ from the url and hit enter. Should take care of it.
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Back when I was a young teen boy with exquisite hips, my best friend was from a super conservative christian family that repressed him pretty heavily. This was back when some TVs (especially those belonging to us pours) still had a knob to tune the channels and another knob for picture calibration.
One night, I'm over at his place while his parents are gone, and he's all excited to show me this new thing that he discovered. He changes the channel to Cinemax--which no way his parents were paying for, so it's all scrambled in fuzz--and he starts turning the picture adjustment knob.
And turns.
And turns.
And turns.
And like five minutes later, holy shit, there's boobs. And ass. And then more softcore actors fucking. The picture wasn't perfect, and every once in a while it would jump in and out of being scrambled, but it was totally watchable for repressed 13 year old horndogs before internet porn was invented.
And it was also the most pathetic thing I've ever contemplated: I'm not exaggerating on the five minutes of knob turning. In one direction. How long must he have fucked with that thing before landing on that secret? How desperate was this kid for a little half-scrambled softcore porn?
Anyway, manipulating a URL to access a recruiting class ranking reminded me of this story for some reason. Not sure why. -
You’re not invited to my house anymore.1to392831weretaken said:Back when I was a young teen boy with exquisite hips, my best friend was from a super conservative christian family that repressed him pretty heavily. This was back when some TVs (especially those belonging to us pours) still had a knob to tune the channels and another knob for picture calibration.
One night, I'm over at his place while his parents are gone, and he's all excited to show me this new thing that he discovered. He changes the channel to Cinemax--which no way his parents were paying for, so it's all scrambled in fuzz--and he starts turning the picture adjustment knob.
And turns.
And turns.
And turns.
And like five minutes later, holy shit, there's boobs. And ass. And then more softcore actors fucking. The picture wasn't perfect, and every once in a while it would jump in and out of being scrambled, but it was totally watchable for repressed 13 year old horndogs before internet porn was invented.
And it was also the most pathetic thing I've ever contemplated: I'm not exaggerating on the five minutes of knob turning. In one direction. How long must he have fucked with that thing before landing on that secret? How desperate was this kid for a little half-scrambled softcore porn?
Anyway, manipulating a URL to access a recruiting class ranking reminded me of this story for some reason. Not sure why.
Snitches get stitches. -
My friends and I fried a parent's TV doing the same thing. We looked like the world's shittiest engineers trying to create elaborate antennas in the hope of seeing a titty. Of course we had no idea how cable worked, but sticking things in the RF input seemed like a good idea.1to392831weretaken said:Back when I was a young teen boy with exquisite hips, my best friend was from a super conservative christian family that repressed him pretty heavily. This was back when some TVs (especially those belonging to us pours) still had a knob to tune the channels and another knob for picture calibration.
One night, I'm over at his place while his parents are gone, and he's all excited to show me this new thing that he discovered. He changes the channel to Cinemax--which no way his parents were paying for, so it's all scrambled in fuzz--and he starts turning the picture adjustment knob.
And turns.
And turns.
And turns.
And like five minutes later, holy shit, there's boobs. And ass. And then more softcore actors fucking. The picture wasn't perfect, and every once in a while it would jump in and out of being scrambled, but it was totally watchable for repressed 13 year old horndogs before internet porn was invented.
And it was also the most pathetic thing I've ever contemplated: I'm not exaggerating on the five minutes of knob turning. In one direction. How long must he have fucked with that thing before landing on that secret? How desperate was this kid for a little half-scrambled softcore porn?
Anyway, manipulating a URL to access a recruiting class ranking reminded me of this story for some reason. Not sure why. -
Horny teen boys will just stick it it any available input.UWhuskytskeet said:
My friends and I fried a parent's TV doing the same thing. We looked like the world's shittiest engineers trying to create elaborate antennas in the hope of seeing a titty. Of course we had no idea how cable worked, but sticking things in the RF input seemed like a good idea.1to392831weretaken said:Back when I was a young teen boy with exquisite hips, my best friend was from a super conservative christian family that repressed him pretty heavily. This was back when some TVs (especially those belonging to us pours) still had a knob to tune the channels and another knob for picture calibration.
One night, I'm over at his place while his parents are gone, and he's all excited to show me this new thing that he discovered. He changes the channel to Cinemax--which no way his parents were paying for, so it's all scrambled in fuzz--and he starts turning the picture adjustment knob.
And turns.
And turns.
And turns.
And like five minutes later, holy shit, there's boobs. And ass. And then more softcore actors fucking. The picture wasn't perfect, and every once in a while it would jump in and out of being scrambled, but it was totally watchable for repressed 13 year old horndogs before internet porn was invented.
And it was also the most pathetic thing I've ever contemplated: I'm not exaggerating on the five minutes of knob turning. In one direction. How long must he have fucked with that thing before landing on that secret? How desperate was this kid for a little half-scrambled softcore porn?
Anyway, manipulating a URL to access a recruiting class ranking reminded me of this story for some reason. Not sure why.
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We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
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That dad was my dad.RaceBannon said:We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
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Why did one of your dads have a Playboy?Alpo said:
That dad was my dad.RaceBannon said:We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
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Huh?dnc said:
Horny teen boys will just stick it it any available input.UWhuskytskeet said:
My friends and I fried a parent's TV doing the same thing. We looked like the world's shittiest engineers trying to create elaborate antennas in the hope of seeing a titty. Of course we had no idea how cable worked, but sticking things in the RF input seemed like a good idea.1to392831weretaken said:Back when I was a young teen boy with exquisite hips, my best friend was from a super conservative christian family that repressed him pretty heavily. This was back when some TVs (especially those belonging to us pours) still had a knob to tune the channels and another knob for picture calibration.
One night, I'm over at his place while his parents are gone, and he's all excited to show me this new thing that he discovered. He changes the channel to Cinemax--which no way his parents were paying for, so it's all scrambled in fuzz--and he starts turning the picture adjustment knob.
And turns.
And turns.
And turns.
And like five minutes later, holy shit, there's boobs. And ass. And then more softcore actors fucking. The picture wasn't perfect, and every once in a while it would jump in and out of being scrambled, but it was totally watchable for repressed 13 year old horndogs before internet porn was invented.
And it was also the most pathetic thing I've ever contemplated: I'm not exaggerating on the five minutes of knob turning. In one direction. How long must he have fucked with that thing before landing on that secret? How desperate was this kid for a little half-scrambled softcore porn?
Anyway, manipulating a URL to access a recruiting class ranking reminded me of this story for some reason. Not sure why. -
Confession time. My dad had a stash that he thought was an awesome secret hiding place. He had a poker table setup in the back half of our basement rec room, and he and his buddies would play poker, drink, and smoke.RaceBannon said:We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
As it happened, the poker table was in a room that had the foundation for our upstairs fireplace, and one of my friends opened the door for the ash cleanout -- and inside we found a stack of 12 or so playboy magazines inside of a thick plastic bag.
My mom could hear us from upstairs opening and closing the door whenever my friends came over because the ash cleanout door was old and rusty -- but she didn't know exactly what the sound was. She would yell down the stairs "stop making that noise you kids!" but she never came down to investigate.
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Keep telling yourself that.uzi said:
Confession time. My dad had a stash that he thought was an awesome secret hiding place. He had a poker table setup in the back half of our basement rec room, and he and his buddies would play poker, drink, and smoke.RaceBannon said:We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
As it happened, the poker table was in a room that had the foundation for our upstairs fireplace, and one of my friends opened the door for the ash cleanout -- and inside we found a stack of 12 or so playboy magazines inside of a thick plastic bag.
My mom could hear us from upstairs opening and closing the door whenever my friends came over because the ash cleanout door was old and rusty -- but she didn't know exactly what the sound was. She would yell down the stairs "stop making that noise you kids!" but she never came down to investigate. -
She also thought his socks were crusty because his feet sweated a lot.fosterworth said:
Keep telling yourself that.uzi said:
Confession time. My dad had a stash that he thought was an awesome secret hiding place. He had a poker table setup in the back half of our basement rec room, and he and his buddies would play poker, drink, and smoke.RaceBannon said:We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
As it happened, the poker table was in a room that had the foundation for our upstairs fireplace, and one of my friends opened the door for the ash cleanout -- and inside we found a stack of 12 or so playboy magazines inside of a thick plastic bag.
My mom could hear us from upstairs opening and closing the door whenever my friends came over because the ash cleanout door was old and rusty -- but she didn't know exactly what the sound was. She would yell down the stairs "stop making that noise you kids!" but she never came down to investigate. -
Did you guys take turns going to the bathroom?uzi said:
Confession time. My dad had a stash that he thought was an awesome secret hiding place. He had a poker table setup in the back half of our basement rec room, and he and his buddies would play poker, drink, and smoke.RaceBannon said:We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
As it happened, the poker table was in a room that had the foundation for our upstairs fireplace, and one of my friends opened the door for the ash cleanout -- and inside we found a stack of 12 or so playboy magazines inside of a thick plastic bag.
My mom could hear us from upstairs opening and closing the door whenever my friends came over because the ash cleanout door was old and rusty -- but she didn't know exactly what the sound was. She would yell down the stairs "stop making that noise you kids!" but she never came down to investigate.
Did your mom complain about how much tissue paper you went through in a month? -
Our kids will be telling stories about dad's secret porn stash hidden in a random documents folder on the computeruzi said:
Confession time. My dad had a stash that he thought was an awesome secret hiding place. He had a poker table setup in the back half of our basement rec room, and he and his buddies would play poker, drink, and smoke.RaceBannon said:We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
As it happened, the poker table was in a room that had the foundation for our upstairs fireplace, and one of my friends opened the door for the ash cleanout -- and inside we found a stack of 12 or so playboy magazines inside of a thick plastic bag.
My mom could hear us from upstairs opening and closing the door whenever my friends came over because the ash cleanout door was old and rusty -- but she didn't know exactly what the sound was. She would yell down the stairs "stop making that noise you kids!" but she never came down to investigate. -
My buddy swears everyone he knows keeps their porn in a folder called "music". He didn't know where I kept mine but he was right.bananasnblondes said:
Our kids will be telling stories about dad's secret porn stash hidden in a random documents folder on the computeruzi said:
Confession time. My dad had a stash that he thought was an awesome secret hiding place. He had a poker table setup in the back half of our basement rec room, and he and his buddies would play poker, drink, and smoke.RaceBannon said:We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
As it happened, the poker table was in a room that had the foundation for our upstairs fireplace, and one of my friends opened the door for the ash cleanout -- and inside we found a stack of 12 or so playboy magazines inside of a thick plastic bag.
My mom could hear us from upstairs opening and closing the door whenever my friends came over because the ash cleanout door was old and rusty -- but she didn't know exactly what the sound was. She would yell down the stairs "stop making that noise you kids!" but she never came down to investigate. -
You can't just put it in "Music", it has to go "Music" - "Rock" - "Pink Floyd" - "Umagumma" - "Disc 2"CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
My buddy swears everyone he knows keeps their porn in a folder called "music". He didn't know where I kept mine but he was right.bananasnblondes said:
Our kids will be telling stories about dad's secret porn stash hidden in a random documents folder on the computeruzi said:
Confession time. My dad had a stash that he thought was an awesome secret hiding place. He had a poker table setup in the back half of our basement rec room, and he and his buddies would play poker, drink, and smoke.RaceBannon said:We had a my dad has Playboy under his bed guy
As it happened, the poker table was in a room that had the foundation for our upstairs fireplace, and one of my friends opened the door for the ash cleanout -- and inside we found a stack of 12 or so playboy magazines inside of a thick plastic bag.
My mom could hear us from upstairs opening and closing the door whenever my friends came over because the ash cleanout door was old and rusty -- but she didn't know exactly what the sound was. She would yell down the stairs "stop making that noise you kids!" but she never came down to investigate.
Hidden somewhere deep where no one will look -
I don't save porn. I like to play the field and not get tied down with one girl
