HH IRL - USPS Edition
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Pics of wife ass?
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Come to the Rose Bowl tailgate this year.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Pics of wife ass?
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Did you tell her it was your new cum rag?YellowSnow said:So my wife opens the mail today and brings down a mouse pad to my home office (lulz) and says “Boobs, Guns and Inside Information - what the fuck is this? Seriously?”
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I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.
This I know. -
There were several significant others of poasters I met at the HCH Rose Bowl tailgate, so there’s a few that know of the site’s existence at the very least.dirtysouwfdawg said:I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.
This I know.
Now, should I ever meet that special someone I’m keeping the existence of this place on the DL until we’re married with an ironclad prenup. -
What does TOF stand for @dirtysouwfdawg ? I have a hunch but would like confirmation.dirtysouwfdawg said:I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.
This I know. -
You have message.YellowSnow said:
What does TOF stand for @dirtysouwfdawg ? I have a hunch but would like confirmation.dirtysouwfdawg said:I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.
This I know. -
Existence and actual content are massively different.
I feel like one of those “this is what my wife thinks I do.. this is what is actually is...” memes would be very appropriate for this conversation. -
Doog_de_Jour said:
There were several significant others of poasters I met at the HCH Rose Bowl tailgate, so there’s a few that know of the site’s existence at the very least.dirtysouwfdawg said:I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.
This I know.
Now, should I ever meet that special someone I’m keeping the existence of this place on the DL until we’re married with an ironclad prenup.
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I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
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Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” -
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” -
Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?DoogCourics said:
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” -
Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.Swaye said:
Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?DoogCourics said:
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” -
The funny thing about yesterday is that my season tickets and Wigwam mouse pad arrived in the US mail on the same day. I don't know if this foreshadows doom or everlasting glory.
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DoogCourics said:
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
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What we have is special.DoogCourics said:
Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.Swaye said:
Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?DoogCourics said:
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
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I got your dick pics as well. Very nice.YellowSnow said:The funny thing about yesterday is that my season tickets and Wigwam mouse pad arrived in the US mail on the same day. I don't know if this foreshadows doom or everlasting glory.
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Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever.Swaye said:
What we have is special.DoogCourics said:
Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.Swaye said:
Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?DoogCourics said:
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
Free Pub!
Edit:
Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”
She approves of our love! -
Were you expecting them to arrive in the Mexican mail?YellowSnow said:The funny thing about yesterday is that my season tickets and Wigwam mouse pad arrived in the US mail on the same day. I don't know if this foreshadows doom or everlasting glory.
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So, um, does that mean a threesome is about to happen? I can provide a trained seal. Claps on command.DoogCourics said:
Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever.Swaye said:
What we have is special.DoogCourics said:
Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.Swaye said:
Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?DoogCourics said:
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
Free Pub!
Edit:
Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”
She approves of our love! -
My wife has met Derek and @iDawg and Mr and Mrs DarthRepublkan who was one of my early Antifa buddies
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The real winner in all of this is @DoogCourics
But now I hate you and will be forever jealous.
This has nothing to do with you @Swaye -
Sadly, Mrs. Bannon was not at the Animal House RV tailgate at Autzen in 2002.RaceBannon said:My wife has met Derek and @iDawg and Mr and Mrs DarthRepublkan who was one of my early Antifa buddies
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When I broke my umbrella in half after the 1990 UCLA game, Mrs. Bannon politely decided to stop attending gamesYellowSnow said:
Sadly, Mrs. Bannon was not at the Animal House RV tailgate at Autzen in 2002.RaceBannon said:My wife has met Derek and @iDawg and Mr and Mrs DarthRepublkan who was one of my early Antifa buddies
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I mean, I’d prefer if it was 2 chicks and me.Swaye said:
So, um, does that mean a threesome is about to happen? I can provide a trained seal. Claps on command.DoogCourics said:
Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever.Swaye said:
What we have is special.DoogCourics said:
Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.Swaye said:
Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?DoogCourics said:
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
Free Pub!
Edit:
Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”
She approves of our love!
But if it’s some sort of Native American marriage tradition to have your internet friend join you and your new wife in the throes of passion....
I’ll do it for us. -
This could work. I'll wear my special clothes.DoogCourics said:
I mean, I’d prefer if it was 2 chicks and me.Swaye said:
So, um, does that mean a threesome is about to happen? I can provide a trained seal. Claps on command.DoogCourics said:
Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever.Swaye said:
What we have is special.DoogCourics said:
Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.Swaye said:
Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?DoogCourics said:
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
Free Pub!
Edit:
Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”
She approves of our love!
But if it’s some sort of Native American marriage tradition to have your internet friend join you and your new wife in the throes of passion....
I’ll do it for us.
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I believe that's called ThreePeeDoogCourics said:
I mean, I’d prefer if it was 2 chicks and me.Swaye said:
So, um, does that mean a threesome is about to happen? I can provide a trained seal. Claps on command.DoogCourics said:
Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever.Swaye said:
What we have is special.DoogCourics said:
Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.Swaye said:
Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?DoogCourics said:
Too late.....Swaye said:
Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”
I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”
She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”
Open the envelope.
She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
Free Pub!
Edit:
Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”
She approves of our love!
But if it’s some sort of Native American marriage tradition to have your internet friend join you and your new wife in the throes of passion....
I’ll do it for us. -
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You will give me the photos in person? BoldYellowSnow said:
Come to the Rose Bowl tailgate this year.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Pics of wife ass?
