HH IRL - USPS Edition

YellowSnow

So my wife opens the mail today and brings down a mouse pad to my home office (lulz) and says “Boobs, Guns and Inside Information - what the fuck is this? Seriously?”

PostGameOrangeSlices

Pics of wife ass?

YellowSnow

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Pics of wife ass?

Come to the Rose Bowl tailgate this year.

H_D

YellowSnow said:

So my wife opens the mail today and brings down a mouse pad to my home office (lulz) and says “Boobs, Guns and Inside Information - what the fuck is this? Seriously?”

Did you tell her it was your new cum rag?

dirtysouwfdawg

I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.

This I know.

Doog_de_Jour

dirtysouwfdawg said:

I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.

This I know.

There were several significant others of poasters I met at the HCH Rose Bowl tailgate, so there’s a few that know of the site’s existence at the very least.

Now, should I ever meet that special someone I’m keeping the existence of this place on the DL until we’re married with an ironclad prenup.

YellowSnow

dirtysouwfdawg said:

I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.

This I know.

What does TOF stand for @dirtysouwfdawg ? I have a hunch but would like confirmation.

dirtysouwfdawg

YellowSnow said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.

This I know.

What does TOF stand for @dirtysouwfdawg ? I have a hunch but would like confirmation.

You have message.

dirtysouwfdawg

Existence and actual content are massively different.

I feel like one of those “this is what my wife thinks I do.. this is what is actually is...” memes would be very appropriate for this conversation.

GrundleStiltzkin

Doog_de_Jour said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

I wonder how many dudes on here would have serious issues if there bitches/bottoms knew the glory of HCH... TOF would cut me from ear to ear. Probably gut me when she read about how much I write about my deep love for her.

This I know.

There were several significant others of poasters I met at the HCH Rose Bowl tailgate, so there’s a few that know of the site’s existence at the very least.

Now, should I ever meet that special someone I’m keeping the existence of this place on the DL until we’re married with an ironclad prenup.

DoogCourics

I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”

I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”

She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”

Open the envelope.

She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”

Swaye

DoogCourics said:

I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”

I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”

She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”

Open the envelope.

She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”

Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.

DoogCourics

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”

I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”

She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”

Open the envelope.

She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”

Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.

Too late.....

Swaye

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”

I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”

She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”

Open the envelope.

She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”

Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.

Too late.....

Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?

DoogCourics

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”

I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”

She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”

Open the envelope.

She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”

Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.

Too late.....

Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?

Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.

YellowSnow

The funny thing about yesterday is that my season tickets and Wigwam mouse pad arrived in the US mail on the same day. I don't know if this foreshadows doom or everlasting glory.

GrundleStiltzkin

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”

I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”

She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”

Open the envelope.

She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”

Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.

Too late.....

Swaye

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”

I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”

She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”

Open the envelope.

She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”

Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.

Too late.....

Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?

Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.

What we have is special.

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

The funny thing about yesterday is that my season tickets and Wigwam mouse pad arrived in the US mail on the same day. I don't know if this foreshadows doom or everlasting glory.

I got your dick pics as well. Very nice.

DoogCourics

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

DoogCourics said:

I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”

I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”

She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”

Open the envelope.

She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”

Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.

Too late.....

Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?

Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.

What we have is special.

Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever.

Free Pub!

Edit:

Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”

She approves of our love!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

YellowSnow said:

The funny thing about yesterday is that my season tickets and Wigwam mouse pad arrived in the US mail on the same day. I don't know if this foreshadows doom or everlasting glory.

Were you expecting them to arrive in the Mexican mail?