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DoogCourics said: show previous quotesSwaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you. Too late..... Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least? Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people. What we have is special. Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever. Free Pub!Edit:Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”She approves of our love!
Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you. Too late..... Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least? Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people. What we have is special.
DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you. Too late..... Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least? Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people.
Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you. Too late..... Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least?
DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you. Too late.....
Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you.
DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!”
RaceBannon said:My wife has met Derek and @iDawg and Mr and Mrs DarthRepublkan who was one of my early Antifa buddies
My wife has met Derek and @iDawg and Mr and Mrs DarthRepublkan who was one of my early Antifa buddies
YellowSnow said: show previous quotesRaceBannon said:My wife has met Derek and @iDawg and Mr and Mrs DarthRepublkan who was one of my early Antifa buddies Sadly, Mrs. Bannon was not at the Animal House RV tailgate at Autzen in 2002.
Swaye said: show previous quotesDoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you. Too late..... Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least? Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people. What we have is special. Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever. Free Pub!Edit:Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”She approves of our love! So, um, does that mean a threesome is about to happen? I can provide a trained seal. Claps on command.
DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you. Too late..... Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least? Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people. What we have is special. Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever. Free Pub!Edit:Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”She approves of our love!
DoogCourics said: show previous quotesSwaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you. Too late..... Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least? Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people. What we have is special. Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever. Free Pub!Edit:Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”She approves of our love! So, um, does that mean a threesome is about to happen? I can provide a trained seal. Claps on command. I mean, I’d prefer if it was 2 chicks and me. But if it’s some sort of Native American marriage tradition to have your internet friend join you and your new wife in the throes of passion....I’ll do it for us.
Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said: Swaye said: DoogCourics said:I got home and Mrs. Courics said, “You got a package from Derek Johnson, who’s that?”I said, “Oh that’s Stalin.”She said, “Oh is it your mousepad?! Let’s open it!”Open the envelope. She said, “Oh you didn’t tell me it was for the WigWam! That’s awesome!” Do NOT show her the dick pics I sent you. Too late..... Well, did you tell her sometimes things look smaller in photographs at least? Nah, I just told her it was a Native American thing. Don’t worry dude, you’re good. She won’t judge if she thinks it’s a trait of all of your people. What we have is special. Haha. Dude that killed me just now. I will cherish that gif and what we have forever. Free Pub!Edit:Just showed my wife the gif because it’s hilarious and she said “Is that you and Swaye? Oh my god that’s perfect. So funny.”She approves of our love! So, um, does that mean a threesome is about to happen? I can provide a trained seal. Claps on command.
YellowSnow said: show previous quotesPostGameOrangeSlices said:Pics of wife ass? Come to the Rose Bowl tailgate this year.
PostGameOrangeSlices said:Pics of wife ass?
Pics of wife ass?
RaceBannon said: show previous quotesYellowSnow said: RaceBannon said:My wife has met Derek and @iDawg and Mr and Mrs DarthRepublkan who was one of my early Antifa buddies Sadly, Mrs. Bannon was not at the Animal House RV tailgate at Autzen in 2002. When I broke my umbrella in half after the 1990 UCLA game, Mrs. Bannon politely decided to stop attending games
YellowSnow said: RaceBannon said:My wife has met Derek and @iDawg and Mr and Mrs DarthRepublkan who was one of my early Antifa buddies Sadly, Mrs. Bannon was not at the Animal House RV tailgate at Autzen in 2002.
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But now I hate you and will be forever jealous.
This has nothing to do with you @Swaye
But if it’s some sort of Native American marriage tradition to have your internet friend join you and your new wife in the throes of passion....
I’ll do it for us.
Keep up the good work.