Alcohol
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Here are some ideas.
Swallow water balloons filled with shots of alcohol and then shit them out during the game. Easy way to have a warm drink on a winter night.
Soak a few tampons in vodka right before heading in and find a stall to stuff them up your add after you get in.
Basically, your butthole offers many creative ways to smuggle booze in.
For the two of us who aren't fags (NTTIAWWT), I would go the route of just stuffing a bottle in your pants. -
a pint in the hood ...airplane minis in the socks.. ask concessions to not fill up soda... wait for stall in bathroom ...empty minis ... lather rinse repeat ....
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My ass would already be filled with coke balloons. So theres no room. After a TD I do a butthole kegel and pop one of those puppies and let the soft tissue do it's thang. Just a bit of a waiting game before wooooo daddy. Party time.BleachedAnusDawg said:Here are some ideas.
Swallow water balloons filled with shots of alcohol and then shit them out during the game. Easy way to have a warm drink on a winter night.
Soak a few tampons in vodka right before heading in and find a stall to stuff them up your add after you get in.
Basically, your butthole offers many creative ways to smuggle booze in.
For the two of us who aren't fags (NTTIAWWT), I would go the route of just stuffing a bottle in your pants.
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I for one appreciate the alcohol policy. It gives cheap fucks like me the excuse to sneak in a fifth of whiskey and avoid paying for $12 beers like it's a damn Mariners game. Every year I'm in a row that might as well be an extension of a tailgate. Literally everyone fudgepacks (free pub) in their booze. One day the AD will wake the fuck up and realize the cash they're leaving on the table.
Also, all of the above makes you an even bigger dumbfuck if you leave at halftime to go drink. Not only are you too stupid to figure out how to get drunk during the game, but you're a Stanford dipshit quality fan who won't show back up until late in the third, if at all. Fuck off. -
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Airplane shots in the front pockets, pint or flask in the back pocket. Security doesn’t pat you down, you good fam.
There’s a reason I can barely remember any of our home games the past few years. -
HAHA FUCKING SHIT DUDE.
I sneak entire half gals of whisky or vodka into games.
Just waist band that shit and wear a sweatshirt
NOC if you are drinking straight from the bottle if ya at a game. Just don’t be a fucktard about it -
Ahhhhh man I miss my college days sometims.backthepack said:HAHA FUCKING SHIT DUDE.
I sneak entire half gals of whisky or vodka into games.
Just waist band that shit and wear a sweatshirt
NOC if you are drinking straight from the bottle if ya at a game. Just don’t be a fucktard about it -
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One time I pulled an airplane bottle out and had 5 blue hairs staring at me like I showed them my dick. Our fans are lame.backthepack said:HAHA FUCKING SHIT DUDE.
I sneak entire half gals of whisky or vodka into games.
Just waist band that shit and wear a sweatshirt
NOC if you are drinking straight from the bottle if ya at a game. Just don’t be a fucktard about it
