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How in THE hell did

Sean Parker not get invited to the NFL Combine?

Are my fucking glasses that deep of purple?

My kool aid that sweet?
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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,515
    He didn't want to walk up in front of a bunch of middle aged men in his boxer briefs while they take pictures of him
  • RavennaDawg
    RavennaDawg Member Posts: 846
    The people at Jonestown did not drink Kool Aid. They drank an imitation known as Flavor Aid.

    Kool Aid has been getting an undeserved bad rap for 35 years.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,513 Founders Club

    The people at Jonestown did not drink Kool Aid. They drank an imitation known as Flavor Aid.

    Kool Aid has been getting an undeserved bad rap for 35 years.

    I prefer to look at it as FREE PUB!!1!!
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,067
    topdawgnc said:

    Sean Parker not get invited to the NFL Combine?

    Are my fucking glasses that deep of purple?

    My kool aid that sweet?

    I agree. The kid is an intimidator and enforcer in the backfield and plays the run like a fucking beast. I lack the expertise to truly know if he sucks in coverage ... for all I know what look like his mistakes could be someone else's. That said, you can work on things like that. Fuck they drafted Taylor Mays in the 1st and it was obvious he wasn't exactly a ball hawk at USC, and it is exactly why he doesn't start in the NFL (last I was aware anyway) ... watched that HBO special covering the Bungles during training camp and Mays is a disaster against the pass, which wasn't a secret in college in either. Plays for the big hit and is a physical tackler, which he should be because he's big enough to be a LB.

    Parker seems like no worse than Mays in my humble and uninformed opinion.

    I just know the kid made opposing receivers and tight ends think about catching a pass across the middle and seems to have the size and athleticism to be an NFL safety. At least a back up.
  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    The people at Jonestown did not drink Kool Aid. They drank an imitation known as Flavor Aid.

    Kool Aid has been getting an undeserved bad rap for 35 years.

    Cultist Superiority guy

  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,099 Founders Club

    The people at Jonestown did not drink Kool Aid. They drank an imitation known as Flavor Aid.

    Kool Aid has been getting an undeserved bad rap for 35 years.

    Jim Jones was a fraud then

    Who knew?
  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    The people at Jonestown did not drink Kool Aid. They drank an imitation known as Flavor Aid.

    Kool Aid has been getting an undeserved bad rap for 35 years.

    Jim Jones was a fraud then

    Who knew?
    My fave....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn0hcpyGuac
  • dnc said:

    Sark talked shit about him.

    #ChrisPolkRedux

    A former player told me Sark sold out Polk and Foster. Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

    He's a chicken cocksucker like that.
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

    I know Parker isn't great in coverage, but he sure seemed like an NFL player to me. At the worst, he would be a special teams demon. I actually think he would be a good back up safety and a good special teamer for the Seahawks. Right now they have Maragos and Shead as the back ups.

    The combine plays no bearing on whether or not the Seahawks take Parker. It is everyone else where that matters. Carroll has a great understanding of who is available in the Pac-12.
  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    dnc said:

    Sark talked shit about him.

    #ChrisPolkRedux

    A former player told me Sark sold out Polk and Foster. Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

    He's a chicken cocksucker like that.
    To gain what, exactly.

    Not doubting it, just curious.

  • NeGgaPlEaSe
    NeGgaPlEaSe Member Posts: 5,763
    edited February 2014
    Polk has yet to beat out brown, in a chip Kelly offense were Polk is an amazing receiver. He may not be that great as an NFL back, just sayin
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Small. Slow. Looked great against the weak sisters of the poor. Against the Oregons and LSUs, got abused.

    Look at it this way: Parker was smaller, slower, and less productive than Glenn, who was a UDFA and early cut.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,144
    TTJ said:

    Small. Slow. Looked great against the weak sisters of the poor. Against the Oregons and LSUs, got abused.

    Look at it this way: Parker was smaller, slower, and less productive than Glenn, who was a UDFA and early cut.

    Parker is way better than Glenn and I remember him making a couple nice plays in the first half against LSU.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    TTJ said:

    Small. Slow. Looked great against the weak sisters of the poor. Against the Oregons and LSUs, got abused.

    Look at it this way: Parker was smaller, slower, and less productive than Glenn, who was a UDFA and early cut.

    disagree

  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    TommySQC said:

    The people at Jonestown did not drink Kool Aid. They drank an imitation known as Flavor Aid.

    Kool Aid has been getting an undeserved bad rap for 35 years.

    Jim Jones was a fraud then

    Who knew?
    My fave....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn0hcpyGuac
    I'm still trying to decide what's the best thing to come out of Waco; Dave, Baylor's current offense, or the Piccadilly's Circus Pizza?

  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827

    Parker is way better than Glenn and I remember him making a couple nice plays in the first half against LSU.

    W.JW. Does your husband like football too?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    TTJ said:

    Parker is way better than Glenn and I remember him making a couple nice plays in the first half against LSU.

    W.JW. Does your husband like football too?
    Parker is definitely better than Glenn. I liked Glenn but it isn't very close.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,144
    edited February 2014
    TTJ said:

    Parker is way better than Glenn and I remember him making a couple nice plays in the first half against LSU.

    W.JW. Does your husband like football too?
    W.JW. Do you even watch the fucking games? Justin Glenn is better than Sean Parker? Okay, Mr. Glenn. That's honestly one of the dumbest things I have seen posted on this board, at least when it comes to football talk. It's not even close. Glenn was a serviceable starter who at one point was benched for Shamburger. Parker was one of the best safeties in the Pac 12.

  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Disagree. Glenn was easily the surest tackler of the Sark era, single-handedly saving the 2009 USC game. The only time Shamburger played over Glenn was when the latter was banged up.

    Parker was maybe MAYBE better than Glenn in run support, but that is it. I think people are more fond of him because he was a US Army AA and could hit like a beast. Glenn was a less heralded local product out of Mill Creek or Mukilteo IIRC.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,067

    dnc said:

    Sark talked shit about him.

    #ChrisPolkRedux

    A former player told me Sark sold out Polk and Foster. Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

    He's a chicken cocksucker like that.
    What do you mean by "sold out"? I'm not doubting what you wrote, I just don't understand it. Do you mean he bad mouthed them they way Harbaugh allegedly bad mouthed Sherman?

    I would think college coaches would want as many of their former players as possible to do well in the NFL ... makes for a good recruiting pitch.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,144
    edited February 2014
    Gladstone said:

    Disagree. Glenn was easily the surest tackler of the Sark era, single-handedly saving the 2009 USC game. The only time Shamburger played over Glenn was when the latter was banged up.

    Parker was maybe MAYBE better than Glenn in run support, but that is it. I think people are more fond of him because he was a US Army AA and could hit like a beast. Glenn was a less heralded local product out of Mill Creek or Mukilteo IIRC.

    Parker had more interceptions and despite not being a great athlete, is better than Glenn. Glenn was also severely hampered in 2011. It took him awhile to recover from the broken leg. And Shamburger did beat out Glenn in fall camp 2012.

    It turned out to be a stupid move, but against SDSU, Sham was starting. Parker was a 3 year starter, Glenn started 1.5 seasons. Anyway you look at it, Parker was better. Production, accolades, the eye test, highlight plays, Parker checks out as superior. It has nothing to do with high school rankings.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    Gladstone said:

    Disagree. Glenn was easily the surest tackler of the Sark era, single-handedly saving the 2009 USC game. The only time Shamburger played over Glenn was when the latter was banged up.

    Parker was maybe MAYBE better than Glenn in run support, but that is it. I think people are more fond of him because he was a US Army AA and could hit like a beast. Glenn was a less heralded local product out of Mill Creek or Mukilteo IIRC.

    Parker had more interceptions and despite not being a great athlete, is better than Glenn. Glenn was also severely hampered in 2011. It took him awhile to recover from the broken leg. And Shamburger did beat out Glenn in fall camp 2012.

    It turned out to be a stupid move, but against SDSU, Sham was starting. Parker was a 3 year starter, Glenn started 1.5 seasons. Anyway you look at it, Parker was better. Production, accolades, the eye test, highlight plays, Parker checks out as superior. It has nothing to do with high school rankings.
    So you're saying he has better hips.
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

    dnc said:

    Sark talked shit about him.

    #ChrisPolkRedux

    A former player told me Sark sold out Polk and Foster. Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

    He's a chicken cocksucker like that.
    What do you mean by "sold out"? I'm not doubting what you wrote, I just don't understand it. Do you mean he bad mouthed them they way Harbaugh allegedly bad mouthed Sherman?

    I would think college coaches would want as many of their former players as possible to do well in the NFL ... makes for a good recruiting pitch.
    Top priority is building credibility so you can move up to an NFL job. Better to undersell someone who is not a sure thing than to oversell a potential bust.
  • CaptainPJ said:

    dnc said:

    Sark talked shit about him.

    #ChrisPolkRedux

    A former player told me Sark sold out Polk and Foster. Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

    He's a chicken cocksucker like that.
    To gain what, exactly.

    Not doubting it, just curious.

    It's his way of saying fuck you to guys he didn't like.

    As for Parker remember who told Sark off? I have no doubts Sark sold him out.

    Lambo used to pull that shit like with Dillon and Kruetz.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Glenn better than Parker? LOL!!!!
  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581

    remember when Mays was publicly furious at Pete Carroll for the Seahawks drafting Earl Thomas at #14 overall instead of him?

    I had forgotten about that, good call by PC then and even better now knowing the player that Thomas turned into.
  • Why are there people in this thread shocked to hear a college coach has shit on his players going into the NFL draft like this is something new?

    Sark has proven he is a man of low character and it does make sense. Mason Foster was a projected 2nd rounder, yet fell to the third and has proven he should have been drafted probably late first.

    Chris Polk went undrafted and is in the NFL for two years, same with Jermaine Kearse proving they should have at least been drafted.

    Sark is a piece of a shit! Terrible coach, terrible person and just glad he is no longer associated with UW.