CircleJerk Misfit Bracket Round 1: [4] 89Ute vs [13] dflea

@dflea — So much has been said about him, but he’s a character of such depth and richness that many of his qualities bear repeating. He’s short, stocky, stubborn, but he is also very intelligent. He’s been around fighting the Doog wars for many years. And while none would mistake him for a man of eloquence, he is rarely downvoted and is revered by many. Or something. I made this up because I don’t know one fucking thing about dflea lol. Oh he's into fishing.
CircleJerk Misfit Bracket Round 1: [4] 89Ute vs [13] dflea 52 votes
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dflea
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dflea@dflea is vulgar and angry and I fucking love him for it.
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dfleaI ain't gonna lie, this is brutal move against a co-founder of the Record Shoppe bored and fellow Utahan. But Die Flea guided me on my first ever steelheading excursion on the OP. And all it cost me was a fifth of single malt and a hand jerb.
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dfleaFuck the yoots
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dflea
And he didn't even ask for the hand jerb.YellowSnow said:I ain't gonna lie, this is brutal move against a co-founder of the Record Shoppe bored and fellow Utahan. But Die Flea guided me on my first ever steelheading excursion on the OP. And all it cost me was a fifth of single malt and a hand jerb.
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dfleaReading Gladdy's bio, I sound pretty cool.
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89Utewtf
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dfleaGladdy ALWAYS makes us sound cooler than we actually are.
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dflea
He said he was going to save it for a special occasion.Swaye said:
And he didn't even ask for the hand jerb.YellowSnow said:I ain't gonna lie, this is brutal move against a co-founder of the Record Shoppe bored and fellow Utahan. But Die Flea guided me on my first ever steelheading excursion on the OP. And all it cost me was a fifth of single malt and a hand jerb.
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89Ute
Most outwardly angry poaster on the board. Quite easily.GreenRiverGatorz said:@dflea is vulgar and angry and I fucking love him for it.
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89UteUte on a 8-0 run to take the lead
I can't handle the ups and downs of my own circlejerk shit tourney -
dfleaWe always beat Utah
South Sound
Black Hills
Lumberjack tuff
Christmas Town USA
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89UteI like Dflea, but the tug cost him this coin flip. The Ute is an honest American with 4 wives, can't hate.
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89UteHand jerbs for all correct votes!
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dfleaI feel a little better about my lackluster showing now that my opposition has showed up at least.
Plus, he's tall and runs marathons and has a dozen wives or something and doesn't call people faggots for being wrong in the Tug like I do.
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dflea
The fuck? The game is tied at half. Where is your Shelton TUFF wrastler fighting spirit?dflea said:I feel a little better about my lackluster showing now that my opposition has showed up at least.
Plus, he's tall and runs marathons and has a dozen wives or something and doesn't call people faggots for being wrong in the Tug like I do.
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dflea
Rope-a-dopeYellowSnow said:
The fuck? The game is tied at half. Where is your Shelton TUFF wrastler fighting spirit?dflea said:I feel a little better about my lackluster showing now that my opposition has showed up at least.
Plus, he's tall and runs marathons and has a dozen wives or something and doesn't call people faggots for being wrong in the Tug like I do.
This was a TUFF Utah team.
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dflea
"Fuck it lets go fishing"YellowSnow said:
The fuck? The game is tied at half. Where is your Shelton TUFF wrastler fighting spirit?dflea said:I feel a little better about my lackluster showing now that my opposition has showed up at least.
Plus, he's tall and runs marathons and has a dozen wives or something and doesn't call people faggots for being wrong in the Tug like I do.
This was a TUFF Utah team.
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dflea
Entertainment is higher value on the board during the offseason, so you made the sensible choice in going with @dfleadnc said:@89ute is more sensible but @dflea is more entertaining. @whatshouldicareabout
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dfleaNow that I've hit old age I'm partial to all you geriatric dorks.
When I was 29 I was little better than btp
At least I'm not a millennial anymore -
89UteWood
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dfleaHonestly both fishing and marathons are pretty gay hobbies, but dflea yells at shit and utah is a shithole state full of romney worshipping nazis.
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dflea
I laffed hard. But still...go fuck yourself.PurpleJ said:Honestly both fishing and marathons are pretty gay hobbies, but dflea yells at shit and utah is a shithole state.
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89Ute
Roughly 24 hours from posting, so late morning tomorrow. Whenever I login and check. Not an exact science.dflea said:YellowSnow said:
The fuck? The game is tied at half. Where is your Shelton TUFF wrastler fighting spirit?dflea said:I feel a little better about my lackluster showing now that my opposition has showed up at least.
Plus, he's tall and runs marathons and has a dozen wives or something and doesn't call people faggots for being wrong in the Tug like I do.
This was a TUFF Utah team.
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dfleaYou just have to compare flea's battle tested admiral of a liver versus the Ute one that shrivels up at the mere aroma of a gluten free beer.
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dfleaWhat can I say? Flea hits all the marks.
A founding member of the O-Town/Shelton/Aberdeen Triangle of Tuffness. There's no bond like Black Hills League bond.
Also, flea taught me how to be mean with the best 'fuck off' one liners in the bidness, going back to the dawgman days. An OG's OG. A man who has trademarked insults like "dumb fucking donkey", and who is the absolute master at stalking his prey, waiting patiently and quietly while his target blabs on, and then strikes with the impeccably timed "because you're a dumb fucking faggot." Whether they ever admit it or not, you know they wince in pain because they just got plowed in the ass.
He's given me shit about the Miami thing for years and sucks me into stupid fucking bets on my Cuogs. A Dawg's Dawg.
I don't mind the Ute; he's a good poster. But come on Gladstone. Fix it if you have to.