CircleJerk Eccentric Bracket Round 1: [2] YellowSnow vs [15] FremontTroll

@YellowSnow — Everyone’s favorite rower. Of commanding height, his ‘aw shucks’ and down to earth personality has made him universally likable. His brand is such that he was able to successfully lobby for his own subforum, a separate and much-needed off-topic refuge free from the stench of the Tug Tavern. Good football takes. Classic rock aficionado. Lover of poles (lulz). Perhaps greatest of all, he’s a fanatical history buff and his posts about past Husky glory, be it football or rowing or anything, are always eye-openers and worth the read.

@FremontTroll — Valued TBS poster. Perhaps renowned most for not being afraid to call dumb posters out for being dumb. Has a DDY-ish ability to hold grudges and savagely attack those who defy what he believes in. Has a cool username and avatar. His personality is a mix of '50s housewife, seven year old child, flamboyant gay man, sadistic psychopath, absentminded academic, old lady, and frat bro