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PurpleJ
PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
in Yellow Snow's Record Shoppe
Saw a dude easily in his 50s making out with a hot (albeit trashy) blonde 20 something last night. Gave him the thumbs up when I caught his gaze.

Also, long island ice tea is a bad choice at closing time after several pints of beer.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    YellowSnow said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    Worst party foul of my life. I got the hell out of there in a hurry before they could react.
    I’ve yakked all over the floor of Memos on the ave several times, but it’s expected there. Damn four lokos.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,144 Swaye's Wigwam
    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

    When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,144 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited June 2019
    Edit: Removed entire post because of course: wrong thread- dumbass.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,979
    PurpleJ said:

    Saw a dude easily in his 50s making out with a hot (albeit trashy) blonde 20 something last night. Gave him the thumbs up when I caught his gaze.

    Also, long island ice tea is a bad choice at closing time after several pints of beer.

    Do I really look that young? Thanks!
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,144 Swaye's Wigwam
    PurpleJ said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

    When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.
    I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!
    As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

    Pups a fag. What’s ubi?
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    30/Apache/Tacoma
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,144 Swaye's Wigwam
    PurpleJ said:

    30/Apache/Tacoma

    Swaye?
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  • Southerndawg
    Southerndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,347 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

    When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.
    I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!
    As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

    Pups a fag. What’s ubi?
    ubi = uninvited butt insertion

    HTH
    If Wang Yang starts using that definition, he might jump to the front of the pack as Kamala smiles, remembering Willie's ubis.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,144 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

    When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.
    I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!
    As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

    Pups a fag. What’s ubi?
    ubi = uninvited butt insertion

    HTH
    This explains the 3rd spot at the claw truck stop saying “IBI Only” above it.

    Was always scared to try it, guess I’ll dive on in next time.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,144 Swaye's Wigwam
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Swaye said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

    When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.
    I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!
    As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

    Pups a fag. What’s ubi?
    ubi = uninvited butt insertion

    HTH
    But, truly, are butt insertions ever really uninvited???

    I had a couple in the past, before I became domesticated and boring, that preferred that.

    Daddy issues, they liked pain and who am I to deny someone what then want.
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Used to drink two for lunch at The Smokehouse when I worked at Uni

    Afternoon power tool use was always a little iffy
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Swaye said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    Those days suck ass. T & P’s.

    When I know I’m shit faced I will force myself to down as much water as humanly possible. 9/10 times I wake with little to no hangover. Shitty drunk sleep but at least without the pounding headache.
    I did that and ate a big dinner beforehand. Sandwich before bed. Still woke up too dehydrated to enjoy my coffee. I wandered into some new home construction on the way home and smoked weed in some rich fuck’s new living room. Got lectured on UBI by a fat cuog who is on disability. I hear disability checks are kick ass coldest stadium in the conference shit!
    As much dumb shit as you say (yes, ironic out of my mouth) you seem like a fungi. A/s/l? Jk

    Pups a fag. What’s ubi?
    ubi = uninvited butt insertion

    HTH
    But, truly, are butt insertions ever really uninvited???


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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    YellowSnow said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML
    I was at a 5 yr old birthday party yesterday and all the other dads had Apple watches. Dad life is nerd life @Swaye .
    You really need some friends that aren’t faggots.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    BearsWiin said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Used to drink two for lunch at The Smokehouse when I worked at Uni

    Afternoon power tool use was always a little iffy
    They are the only cocktail I like because they are almost completely booze.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    PurpleJ said:

    BearsWiin said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Used to drink two for lunch at The Smokehouse when I worked at Uni

    Afternoon power tool use was always a little iffy
    They are the only cocktail I like because they are almost completely booze.
    Ever hear of a martini?

    Or pretty much any other cocktails that's straight booze?

    Worried about u J.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,342 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML
    I was at a 5 yr old birthday party yesterday and all the other dads had Apple watches. Dad life is nerd life @Swaye .
    You really need some friends that aren’t faggots.
    They weren’t my frens. Just day care parent acquaintances.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I’m not a big cocktail guy.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,342 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleJ said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I barfed on a bar room floor that last time I had a LIIT.

    Party foul IMO

    I thought I was going to puke on the walk home, especially after ordering another beer and chugging it on the way out. Stuck my finger down my throat and did it bulimia style to make the hangover suck less. Still woke up 4 hours later still drunk. A nap is in order later on.
    You chinspire me. We picked out colors for the babies room last night and had a nice quiche. FML
    I was at a 5 yr old birthday party yesterday and all the other dads had Apple watches. Dad life is nerd life @Swaye .
    You really need some friends that aren’t faggots.
    They weren’t my frens. Just day care parent acquaintances.
    Day care is for fags. If I ever have kids they will be raised by da streetz like daddy.
    It's certainly a lot cheaper that way.
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