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Big Surprise in My Mailbox!

Swaye
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Welp, it appears Stalin and General Nachos decided to make sure my soon to be bride would be impressed with my e-friends and sent a lovely wedding gift to us.
Of course I had asked for "A Guide to Maltby" or a home STD test kit, but got this instead:

Mrs. Swaye is most pleased.

I took this display of Russian humorous generosity just as you would expect:

Of course I had asked for "A Guide to Maltby" or a home STD test kit, but got this instead:

Mrs. Swaye is most pleased.

I took this display of Russian humorous generosity just as you would expect:

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For those wondering, the amount on the card was 81 dollars. I didn't even know you could do that. Fuckers.
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I sent you a bag of anthrax.
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Is this what your mailbox looks like?
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Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:PurpleBaze said:Is this what your mailbox looks like?
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Great! Thanks for blowing up my E-Mail. I'll blow up your mailbox.Swaye said:
Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:PurpleBaze said:Is this what your mailbox looks like?
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By the way...
This one is more appropriate. I remember your old avatar.
CLS probably wouldn't approve of this one.
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To think how much the hostiles used to hate the mail...
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That one might fly. Red hair though? Alimony.PurpleBaze said:By the way...
This one is more appropriate. I remember your old avatar.
CLS probably wouldn't approve of this one. -
Don't worry about alimony, because that would be for a relatively short time. May I remind you that you'll be paying child support until Little Swaye or Swayette is 18?
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I fucking knew you worked for the government!Swaye said:
Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:PurpleBaze said:Is this what your mailbox looks like?
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Not much of a government any more. It's back to being just a party for now. But we shall soon (try to) take over the world again. The global branding and appeal of Adidas is a start. Doesn't take much to go from 3 stripes to 2 lightning bolts.DerekJohnson said:
I fucking knew you worked for the government!Swaye said:
Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:PurpleBaze said:Is this what your mailbox looks like?
hamasbaze69@nazi.gov
Fuck, I'm such a loser. Time for me to take a walk to gain some perspective. -
Alimony x4 is a shit ton. That’s why I’ll forever be with TOF. Might put a bullet in my head...PurpleBaze said:Don't worry about alimony, because that would be for a relatively short time. May I remind you that you'll be paying child support until Little Swaye or Swayette is 18?
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Were hamasbaze1-68 already taken?Swaye said:
Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:PurpleBaze said:Is this what your mailbox looks like?
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I suggested a sympathy card but in Stalin’s Russia, card choose you.
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*malebox