Big Surprise in My Mailbox!

Swaye

Welp, it appears Stalin and General Nachos decided to make sure my soon to be bride would be impressed with my e-friends and sent a lovely wedding gift to us.

Of course I had asked for "A Guide to Maltby" or a home STD test kit, but got this instead:



Mrs. Swaye is most pleased.



I took this display of Russian humorous generosity just as you would expect:

Swaye

For those wondering, the amount on the card was 81 dollars. I didn't even know you could do that. Fuckers.

PurpleJ

I sent you a bag of anthrax.

PurpleBaze

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov

Great! Thanks for blowing up my E-Mail. I'll blow up your mailbox.

PurpleBaze

By the way...

This one is more appropriate. I remember your old avatar.




CLS probably wouldn't approve of this one.

YellowSnow

To think how much the hostiles used to hate the mail...

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

By the way...

This one is more appropriate. I remember your old avatar.




CLS probably wouldn't approve of this one.

That one might fly. Red hair though? Alimony.

PurpleBaze

Don't worry about alimony, because that would be for a relatively short time. May I remind you that you'll be paying child support until Little Swaye or Swayette is 18?

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov

I fucking knew you worked for the government!

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov

I fucking knew you worked for the government!

Not much of a government any more. It's back to being just a party for now. But we shall soon (try to) take over the world again. The global branding and appeal of Adidas is a start. Doesn't take much to go from 3 stripes to 2 lightning bolts.















Fuck, I'm such a loser. Time for me to take a walk to gain some perspective.

dirtysouwfdawg

PurpleBaze said:

Don't worry about alimony, because that would be for a relatively short time. May I remind you that you'll be paying child support until Little Swaye or Swayette is 18?

Alimony x4 is a shit ton. That’s why I’ll forever be with TOF. Might put a bullet in my head...

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov

Were hamasbaze1-68 already taken?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I suggested a sympathy card but in Stalin’s Russia, card choose you.

GrundleStiltzkin

*malebox