Big Surprise in My Mailbox!

Welp, it appears Stalin and General Nachos decided to make sure my soon to be bride would be impressed with my e-friends and sent a lovely wedding gift to us.

Of course I had asked for "A Guide to Maltby" or a home STD test kit, but got this instead:

Mrs. Swaye is most pleased.

I took this display of Russian humorous generosity just as you would expect:

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Swaye

For those wondering, the amount on the card was 81 dollars. I didn't even know you could do that. Fuckers.

PurpleJ

I sent you a bag of anthrax.

PurpleBaze

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Swaye

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov

PurpleBaze

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov

Great! Thanks for blowing up my E-Mail. I'll blow up your mailbox.

PurpleBaze

By the way...

This one is more appropriate. I remember your old avatar.

CLS probably wouldn't approve of this one.

YellowSnow

To think how much the hostiles used to hate the mail...

Swaye

By the way...

This one is more appropriate. I remember your old avatar.

CLS probably wouldn't approve of this one.

That one might fly. Red hair though? Alimony.

PurpleBaze

Don't worry about alimony, because that would be for a relatively short time. May I remind you that you'll be paying child support until Little Swaye or Swayette is 18?

DerekJohnson

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov

I fucking knew you worked for the government!

PurpleBaze

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov
I fucking knew you worked for the government!

Not much of a government any more. It's back to being just a party for now. But we shall soon (try to) take over the world again. The global branding and appeal of Adidas is a start. Doesn't take much to go from 3 stripes to 2 lightning bolts.

Fuck, I'm such a loser. Time for me to take a walk to gain some perspective.

dirtysouwfdawg

Don't worry about alimony, because that would be for a relatively short time. May I remind you that you'll be paying child support until Little Swaye or Swayette is 18?

Alimony x4 is a shit ton. That’s why I’ll forever be with TOF. Might put a bullet in my head...

DerekJohnson

Is this what your mailbox looks like?

Thanks for doxxing me. I'll be putting out your e-mail address now:

hamasbaze69@nazi.gov

Were hamasbaze1-68 already taken?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I suggested a sympathy card but in Stalin’s Russia, card choose you.

GrundleStiltzkin

*malebox