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Happy Fathers Day...

dirtysouwfdawg
dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,152 Swaye's Wigwam
Dumb fucks.

@Swaye & some other smuck going to be dads as well.

Hope you all are mowing lawns and other bullshit today.

Comments

  • BeerThirty
    BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465

    I'm pour. I'm bagging groceries today. My kids and wife will be enjoying this day without me. It's perfect.

    You're pour? I knew there was something wrong with you
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,348 Founders Club
    Just had a nice couple’s message.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,334 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,348 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,152 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Wood!

    About the idea of a massage... kudos to @Doog_de_Jour
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,152 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,334 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,152 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
    My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.

    Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.

    Apologies in advance.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,334 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
    My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.

    Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.

    Apologies in advance.
    M'kaaaay...
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,152 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
    My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.

    Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.

    Apologies in advance.
    M'kaaaay...
    Possibly drunk already... apologies now.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,348 Founders Club

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    What did the message say? Does Mrs. Yella know about this?
    The message gals always have their hands full with my knotted up rower late. Should prolly go more than once every 5 years.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,152 Swaye's Wigwam

    Just had a nice couple’s message.

    Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.

    I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
    Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.
    Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.
    Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.
    My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.

    Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.

    Apologies in advance.
    M'kaaaay...
    Possibly drunk already... apologies now.
    I'd be drunk all day too if I was married to a 3 1/2.

    T's & P's
    On Father’s Day my advice to all you non- father and unmarried fucks is a reversible vasectomy. When you finally find your 10 conveniently have the surgery to reverse and trap the bitch.

    Keep your P’s, I’ll take your t’s.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,152 Swaye's Wigwam
    3 drinks in I look and see this...



    Nice knowing you bitches.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Dumb fucks.

    @Swaye & some other smuck going to be dads as well.

    Hope you all are mowing lawns and other bullshit today.

    Ironic because I actually mowed the front lawn today.
    You should seriously think about just having an AstroTurf front porch. Much easier to take care of...
    I had a dirt lawn for years. The best option really.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,328 Founders Club

    Dumb fucks.

    @Swaye & some other smuck going to be dads as well.

    Hope you all are mowing lawns and other bullshit today.

    Ironic because I actually mowed the front lawn today.
    You should seriously think about just having an AstroTurf front porch. Much easier to take care of...
    That sounds Nebraska classy. I have field turf in the back so my dWags don’t get all fucking dirty but I’m too cheap & pour to put field turf in the front.