Happy Fathers Day...


@Swaye & some other smuck going to be dads as well.
Hope you all are mowing lawns and other bullshit today.
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Can’t wait for brunch later with my Dads.
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I'm pour. I'm bagging groceries today. My kids and wife will be enjoying this day without me. It's perfect.
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You're pour? I knew there was something wrong with youtheknowledge said:I'm pour. I'm bagging groceries today. My kids and wife will be enjoying this day without me. It's perfect.
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Just had a nice couple’s message.
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Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day. -
What did the message say? Does Mrs. Yella know about this?YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
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Fuck! I can't believe I missed that.Doog_de_Jour said:
What did the message say? Does Mrs. Yella know about this?YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
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Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day. -
Just so white...YellowSnow said:
Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day. -
Wood!YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
About the idea of a massage... kudos to @Doog_de_Jour -
Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.YellowSnow said:
Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day. -
Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.YellowSnow said:
Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day. -
I always thought it was cool in Gangs of New York how Daniel Day-Lewis pronounced it "porta-geezy"dirtysouwfdawg said:
Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.YellowSnow said:
Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day. -
My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.PurpleBaze said:
Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.YellowSnow said:
Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
Apologies in advance. -
M'kaaaay...dirtysouwfdawg said:
My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.PurpleBaze said:
Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.YellowSnow said:
Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
Apologies in advance. -
Possibly drunk already... apologies now.PurpleBaze said:
M'kaaaay...dirtysouwfdawg said:
My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.PurpleBaze said:
Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.YellowSnow said:
Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
Apologies in advance. -
I'd be drunk all day too if I was married to a 3 1/2.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Possibly drunk already... apologies now.PurpleBaze said:
M'kaaaay...dirtysouwfdawg said:
My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.PurpleBaze said:
Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.YellowSnow said:
Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
Apologies in advance.
T's & P's -
The message gals always have their hands full with my knotted up rower late. Should prolly go more than once every 5 years.Doog_de_Jour said:
What did the message say? Does Mrs. Yella know about this?YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
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On Father’s Day my advice to all you non- father and unmarried fucks is a reversible vasectomy. When you finally find your 10 conveniently have the surgery to reverse and trap the bitch.PurpleBaze said:
I'd be drunk all day too if I was married to a 3 1/2.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Possibly drunk already... apologies now.PurpleBaze said:
M'kaaaay...dirtysouwfdawg said:
My adoption papers say German as well. I look super Jewish as well. Pretty sure some of my ancestors were enslaved Jews who became Germans by default. Fucking hitler. Fucking superiority Germans. Fucking Father’s Day/birthday on the same day bullshit.PurpleBaze said:
Don't mind Yella too much. Those Germanic types always think they are so fucking superior.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Hurtful. I’m Portuguese so fuck off.YellowSnow said:
Why? I’m not some hairy bastard like some.PurpleBaze said:
Uugh... The thought of you getting rubbed down.YellowSnow said:Just had a nice couple’s message.
I won't be eating anything the rest of the day.
Day drinking is going to have be drunk by 4pm.
Apologies in advance.
T's & P's
Keep your P’s, I’ll take your t’s. -
3 drinks in I look and see this...
Nice knowing you bitches. -
Ironic because I actually mowed the front lawn today.dirtysouwfdawg said:Dumb fucks.
@Swaye & some other smuck going to be dads as well.
Hope you all are mowing lawns and other bullshit today. -
You should seriously think about just having an AstroTurf front porch. Much easier to take care of...CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Ironic because I actually mowed the front lawn today.dirtysouwfdawg said:Dumb fucks.
@Swaye & some other smuck going to be dads as well.
Hope you all are mowing lawns and other bullshit today. -
I had a dirt lawn for years. The best option really.PurpleBaze said:
You should seriously think about just having an AstroTurf front porch. Much easier to take care of...CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Ironic because I actually mowed the front lawn today.dirtysouwfdawg said:Dumb fucks.
@Swaye & some other smuck going to be dads as well.
Hope you all are mowing lawns and other bullshit today. -
That sounds Nebraska classy. I have field turf in the back so my dWags don’t get all fucking dirty but I’m too cheap & pour to put field turf in the front.PurpleBaze said:
You should seriously think about just having an AstroTurf front porch. Much easier to take care of...CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Ironic because I actually mowed the front lawn today.dirtysouwfdawg said:Dumb fucks.
@Swaye & some other smuck going to be dads as well.
Hope you all are mowing lawns and other bullshit today.